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alias c1 { return $+($chr(3),12,$1-) }
alias c2 { return $+($chr(3),04,$1-) }

ON *:text:*:#: {
  if ($chan isin %halt) { /halt }
  if ($right($1,-1) == fairy) {
    if ($2 == mudskipper) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(aiq) = $c2(Mogres (Mudskipper Point).)
    halt }
    if ($2 == relleka) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(ajr) = $c2(Golden apple tree\Slayer Dungeon.)
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(dks) = $c2(Polar Hunting area North East of Rellekka.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == miscellania) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(ajs) = $c2(Small island with penguins north-west of Miscellania.)
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(cip) = $c2(Miscellania $+ $chr(44) north of the castle.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == feldip) && ($2 == hills) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(aks) = $c2(Feldip hills.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == piscatoris) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(akq) = $c2(Piscatoris Hunting grounds just west of the Gnome Stronghold.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == abyss) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(alr) = $c2(New section of the Abyss $+ $chr(44) contains all creatures from the RuneCrafting Abyss as well as Abyssal Demons in a non-multicombat area. Cannot be used for RuneCrafting, and you are neither skulled or drained of prayer when you enter. )
    halt }
    if ($2 == mcgrubber) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(als) = $c2(McGrubber's Wood.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == ardougne) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(cls) = $c2(Hazelmere's peninsula with Jungle Spiders.)
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(djp) = $c2(Southeast of Ardougne at Necromancer's tower.)
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(air = $c2(Island south of Witchaven.)
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(bis) = $c2(Unicorn enclosure in Ardougne zoo.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == salve) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(bip) = $c2(Island on the River Salve.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == desert) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(biq) = $c2(Kharidian desert $+ $chr(44) halfway between Shantay pass and Kalphite lair.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == holy) && ($3 == grail) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(bjr) = $c2(Holy Grail land /Fisher King's Realm (only works if you have finished the Holy Grail quest).)
    halt }
    if ($2 == castlewars) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(bkp) = $c2(Southwest of Castlewars.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == nature) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(bkq) = $c2(Nature Grove.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == morytania) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(bkr) = $c2(Morytania swamp $+ $chr(44) south of the gate.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == tzhaar) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(blp = Tzhaar caves.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == legends) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(blr) = $c2(Outside Legends guild.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == tree) && ($3 == Gnome) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(ciq) = $c2(South of Tree Gnome maze.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == sinclair) && ($3 == mansion) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(cjr) = $c2(Eastern circle at maples north of Seers' Village and West of Sinclair Mansion.)
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c2(djr) = $c2(Western circle at maples north of Seers' Village and Northwest of Sinclair Mansion.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == starflower) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(ckp) = $c2(Starflower area.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == karamja) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(ckr) = $c2(Karamja $+ $chr(44) Tai Bwo Wannai lake.)
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(dkp) = $c2(Karamja $+ $chr(44) karambwan fishing place.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == canifis) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(cks) = $c2(Morytania $+ $chr(44) next to mushroom patch "Canifis".)
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(dls) = $c2(Passage between Canifis and Mort'Ton.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == wizard) && ($3 == tower) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(clp) = $c2(Island east of Port Sarim "south of Draynor Village" )
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(dis) = $c2(Wizards tower.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == gorak) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(dir) = $c2(Gorak area "level 145".)
    halt }
    if ($2 == edgeville) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(dkr) = $c2(Edgeville canoe npc.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == desert) && ($3 == lizards) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(dlq) = $c2(Desert lizards.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == isafdar) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(dlr) - $c2(Isafdar $+ $chr(44) Island in the Poison Waste area.)
    halt }
    if ($2 == dorgesh) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick)  $c1(ajq) = $c2(Dorgesh kaan agility arena.)
    halt }
    If ($2 == list) || ($2 == $null) {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick) $c1(Here is a list of your choices. You must type !fairy followed by one of the following)
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick) $c2(abyss $+ $chr(44) ardougne $+ $chr(44) canifis $+ $chr(44) castlewars $+ $chr(44) desert lizards $+ $chr(44) dorgesh $+ $chr(44) desert $+ $chr(44) edgeville $+ $chr(44) feldip hills $+ $chr(44) gorak $+ $chr(44) holy grail $+ $chr(44) karamja $+ $chr(44) legends $+ $chr(44) morytania $+ $chr(44) mudskipper $+ $chr(44) mcgrubber $+ $chr(44) miscellania $+ $chr(44) nature $+ $chr(44) piscatoris $+ $chr(44) relleka $+ $chr(44) salve $+ $chr(44) sinclair mansion $+ $chr(44) starflower $+ $chr(44) isafdar $+ $chr(44) tzhaar $+ $chr(44) tree gnome $+ $chr(44) wizard tower)
    }
    else  {
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick) $c1(sorry but you must type !fairy followed by one of the following)
      $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick) $c2(abyss $+ $chr(44) ardougne $+ $chr(44) canifis $+ $chr(44) castlewars $+ $chr(44) desert lizards $+ $chr(44) dorgesh $+ $chr(44) desert $+ $chr(44) edgeville $+ $chr(44) feldip hills $+ $chr(44) gorak $+ $chr(44) holy grail $+ $chr(44) karamja $+ $chr(44) legends $+ $chr(44) morytania $+ $chr(44) mudskipper $+ $chr(44) mcgrubber $+ $chr(44) miscellania $+ $chr(44) nature $+ $chr(44) piscatoris $+ $chr(44) relleka $+ $chr(44) salve $+ $chr(44) sinclair mansion $+ $chr(44) starflower $+ $chr(44) isafdar $+ $chr(44) tzhaar $+ $chr(44) tree gnome $+ $chr(44) wizard tower)
    }
  }
}