[23:14] tehseuss: pistachio pudding, dude.
[23:14] tehseuss: anyways, once I locate my pants
[23:14] tehseuss: I will go buy eggs.
[23:14] Ajax1885: i dunno
[23:14] Ajax1885: pistachios...
[23:14] Ajax1885: they're confusing
[23:14] tehseuss: they are.
[23:14] Ajax1885: it's like they don't know whether they are a berry or a nut
[23:14] Ajax1885: it's fucked up
[23:15] tehseuss: I'd never thought of it that way before.
[23:15] tehseuss: What are they?
[23:15] Ajax1885: we classify them as a nut snack at meijer
[23:15] tehseuss: fuck me rigid. ._.
[23:15] Ajax1885: but we stick them in produce
[23:15] tehseuss: I'm about to make meatballs.
[23:15] Ajax1885: because we have no clue
[23:15] tehseuss: XD
[23:15] Ajax1885: you know what fucked up little sin against nature i found?
[23:16] tehseuss: my brother?
[23:16] Ajax1885: it's called a fucking grapple
[23:16] tehseuss: is that a grape
[23:16] Ajax1885: it's a cross-breed of a grape and an apple
[23:16] tehseuss: or a grapefruit?
[23:16] tehseuss: ...ew
[23:16] tehseuss: wtfmate.
[23:16] Ajax1885: i know!
[23:16] Ajax1885: I
[23:16] Ajax1885: K
[23:16] Ajax1885: NOW!
[23:16] Ajax1885: it's fucking madness
[23:16] Ajax1885: it's not right
[23:16] Ajax1885: not kosher
[23:16] tehseuss: NOT HUMAN
[23:16] Ajax1885: i've tried to destroy them but we just get more
[23:16] Ajax1885: >_<
[23:17] tehseuss: omg
[23:17] tehseuss: do people buy them?
[23:17] Ajax1885: and they're not pronounced normally, either
[23:17] tehseuss: gray-pole?
[23:17] Ajax1885: you'd think they were pronounced grrr apple
[23:17] Ajax1885: but no
[23:17] Ajax1885: it's
[23:17] Ajax1885: yes!
[23:17] Ajax1885: gray pole!
[23:17] tehseuss: WTF
[23:17] Ajax1885: it's fucking nuts
[23:17] tehseuss: WHAT IS YOUR MANAGER'S NAME?
[23:17] tehseuss: I'M GOING TO KILL HIM/HER/IT
[23:18] Ajax1885: ROFL
[23:18] tehseuss: That's a serious fruit fetish right there.
[23:18] Ajax1885: then, there's starfruit
[23:18] Ajax1885: ....I don't have a problem with starfruit
[23:18] Ajax1885: but i don't trust it, either
[23:18] tehseuss: Is that a cross between a starfish and a fruit?'
[23:18] Ajax1885: no, it's like...
[23:18] Ajax1885: it's weird
[23:18] tehseuss: Because I have this fear of starfish.
[23:18] Ajax1885: it's not anything
[23:18] Ajax1885: because it comes from fucking brazil or some shit
[23:19] Ajax1885: then there's dragonfruit
[23:19] Ajax1885: which looks NOTHING like a dragon
[23:19] Ajax1885: it's like...
[23:19] Ajax1885: a fucking potato
[23:19] tehseuss: a lizard?
[23:19] Ajax1885: woith tentacles
[23:19] tehseuss: Oh.
[23:19] Ajax1885: *with
[23:19] tehseuss: TENTACLE POTATO?
[23:19] Ajax1885: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/Dragonfruit_Chiyai_market.jpg
[23:20] Ajax1885: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ca/ChinaTrip2005-119.jpg
[23:20] tehseuss: MOTHER MARY FULL OF GRACE...
[23:20] Ajax1885: and it's a fucking reverse dalmation
[23:20] tehseuss: What the FUCK?
[23:20] Ajax1885: it is the most backasswards thing EVER
[23:20] tehseuss: bassackwards xxxtreme!
[23:21] Ajax1885: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Carambola_cut.jpg
[23:21] Ajax1885: starfruit
[23:21] tehseuss: IT
[23:21] tehseuss: IS
[23:21] tehseuss: EVIL
[23:21] tehseuss: okay okay
[23:21] tehseuss: I may have found pants
[23:21] Ajax1885: ROFL
[23:21] Ajax1885: you sound unsure
[23:23] tehseuss: I HAVE
[23:23] tehseuss: :D
[23:23] Ajax1885: epic win