Session Start (slad:#furrycoffeeshop): Mon Apr 14 23:02:00 2008
[23:02] *** Initial topic: #furrycoffeeshop, a place where you're welcome. | Please be respectful and play nice ^.^. Read the rules in the entry message. | Message an op for Voice. | Happy Birthday Black-panther | Remember kids: Don't open files from strangers!
[23:02] *** #furrycoffeeshop: scottem zetathustra +Sunochi Mikya +SullenLust +AC-S|phone Cygfrydd Foxx +Flein mtp +FuffyFox +Killer-Dragon &Keyla +Tye +Rowsby +Arel +Kevlar +Sypress +Pheeuz +Conte +Shadowrunner[Away] +Novu_Ferret +SkylerFox ~TempDog|away +Cc2iscooL +MallowR +Firasia +Morin_Wolf +Blaz_Draggie +SunriseOttah +Sabishii +Brabus_Black_Wolf +AquaFox %Ryver_MystDragon +SnowKitty +Fae`liin_M`taali +TonicBH &Panama_Fox
[23:02] *** #furrycoffeeshop: +Foxbourne +FoxWinger +Dakotadarkwolf +Foxxy +Nirofen +Milas +Rozene +FWhiteWolf +Dellway +Turtle +ShiroTenryu +Devhyn +AScanbadger +Kwipper &Tails_Sleep +Skie &Des +Glockypaws +IMWeasel +Snowblind +LordSyruss +November +kingculex +SchlafGreif +Wag-sleep +Mxali +Nicholas +Miles +Daymond &Simba +DurangoDingo +DustWolf +Dougal
[23:02] mtp: hello zetathustra
[23:02] *** -ChanServ- [#furrycoffeeshop] Just 4 simple rules: 1. Be nice, be respectful. 2. No spreading of logs without permission. 3. No explicit sex, some swearing and innuendo is OK. [Join #fluff for adult chat] 4. Use your common sense.
[23:02] *** #furrycoffeeshop was created on Sun Apr 10 00:52:14 2005.
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[23:02] Sypress: Nope, It's not Zeta
[23:02] zetathustra: i want zetathustra
[23:02] zetathustra: xd zeta
[23:02] Ryuki: HITHAR ZETA!
[23:02] zetathustra: the u zeta
[23:02] kingculex: its actually the owner of #saladtongs.
[23:02] zetathustra: at him out with me owner pls
[23:02] mtp: zetathutsra? or clancy
[23:02] zetathustra: clancy is faggot
[23:02] kingculex: I swear you guys dont have a single brain cell between you.
[23:02] zetathustra: the single federal states
[23:03] mtp: hey that is mean kingculex
[23:03] Sypress: They can't even speak in a understandable language
[23:03] Ryuki: I do have jillions of brain cells.
[23:03] zetathustra: hey ten
[23:03] zetathustra: for language
[23:03] zetathustra: do you think please
[23:03] Sypress: Speak English!
[23:03] *** SullenLust has signed off IRC (Ping timeout).
[23:03] zetathustra: to sleep in english
[23:03] *** AC-S|phone has signed off IRC (Connection reset by peer).
[23:03] kingculex: mtp I ment the people #saladtongs.
[23:03] mtp: yeah english class is pretty boring
[23:03] mtp: i sleep in mine
[23:03] zetathustra: see any english
[23:03] zetathustra: of mine
[23:03] zetathustra: i have any left #saladtongs
[23:04] scottem: zeta is a russian fur i think
[23:04] zetathustra: the fur on my chest before either of you
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[23:04] * Des earflicks
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[23:04] *** Mode change "+vvv Foxx Mikya mtp" for channel #furrycoffeeshop by Ryver_MystDragon.
[23:05] *** Mode change "+vv Cygfrydd scottem" for channel #furrycoffeeshop by Ryver_MystDragon.
[23:05] mtp: what is v
[23:05] zetathustra: mtp v
[23:05] *** Mode change "+m" for channel #furrycoffeeshop by Ryver_MystDragon.
[23:05] *** Mode change "-m" for channel #furrycoffeeshop by Ryver_MystDragon.
[23:05] zetathustra: thx
[23:06] mtp: whats moed m
[23:06] zetathustra: still is laid out whats wrong with you
[23:06] Keyla: zetathustra, grammar please?
[23:06] zetathustra: i want zetathustra
[23:06] mtp: nothings wrong with me
[23:07] zetathustra: we can figure out whats wrong with you by looking at your muzzle
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[23:08] mtp: whats wrong with zetathustra
[23:08] mtp: he talks kinda funny
[23:08] SullenLust: bleh
[23:08] * zetathustra is educated stupid
[23:08] Sypress: I dunno
[23:08] zetathustra: favour of it talks too much to refuse
[23:08] zetathustra: i dunno
[23:08] Sypress: wtf?
[23:08] zetathustra: wtf
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[23:08] kingculex: seriously inviting someone to #saladtongs then trying to file exploiting then right aftwards is idiotic.
[23:08] Fae`liin_M`taali: hehehehehehe
[23:08] zetathustra: file
[23:08] Des: mtp: I think he's decided such outmoded concepts as "grammar" are a waste of his time ;P
[23:08] zetathustra: they are you to waste
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[23:09] Keyla: who needs grammar, anyway
[23:09] zetathustra: she needs
[23:09] * SullenLust pokeths Keyla
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[23:09] mtp: i dont have a muzzle zetathustra
[23:09] Nixon_Kitty: o.o
[23:09] zetathustra: who is zetathustra
[23:09] mtp: i dont know??
[23:09] Mikya: didn't nixon get assisinated?
[23:09] zetathustra: get the word
[23:09] zetathustra: i dont believe it
[23:09] Nixon_Kitty: Nooo. I'm alive and well.
[23:09] zetathustra: nooo
[23:10] * Mikya assisnates imposter o-o;
[23:10] Ryver_MystDragon: what is with salad tongs people coming in
[23:10] zetathustra: salad tongs people coming in
[23:10] kingculex: especially the owner.
[23:10] zetathustra: my owner
[23:10] Cygfrydd: Maybe we have a lot of salads that need tossing.
[23:10] zetathustra: a lot
[23:10] mtp: hi des :)
[23:10] zetathustra: gross mtp hi
[23:10] * FuffyFox eats his salad in peace :)
[23:10] Des: Hi mtp
[23:10] zetathustra: hi Des
[23:10] FuffyFox: with lots of yummy ranch dressing
[23:10] SullenLust: DIE SALAD TONGS
[23:11] zetathustra: as salad tongs
[23:11] zetathustra: and beer lots of places to die
[23:11] * SullenLust forks them
[23:11] *** Mikya has signed off IRC (Quit: CGI:IRC).
[23:11] * Killer-Dragon stretches and walks out
[23:12] * SullenLust sits on Des' head
[23:12] * kingculex points zerathustra to the chef salad since it needs to be tossed.
[23:12] mtp: i like those salad tongs htat have a spoon on one side and a fork thingy on the other
[23:12] mtp: those are really ice to scoop up salad with
[23:12] mtp: nice***
[23:12] zetathustra: reply with salad tongs
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[23:12] zetathustra: at her logic is salad the best part
[23:12] mtp: is he talking about diets now??
[23:12] zetathustra: are talking about him
[23:13] mtp: wtf are you talking about zetathustra :(
[23:13] mtp: you dont make any sense
[23:13] *** zetathustra has been kicked from #furrycoffeeshop by Des: You fail the Turing test.
[23:13] Keyla: lmao
[23:13] Ryver_MystDragon: LOL
[23:13] Nixon_Kitty: ?
[23:13] Conte: Haha
[23:13] SullenLust: hehehe
[23:13] Keyla: that's disappointing
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[23:13] kingculex: lollol
[23:13] Keyla: most people on irc should be able to pass that
[23:13] FuffyFox: round 2.
[23:13] zetathustra: whyd i get kicked
[23:13] zetathustra: and round
[23:13] Keyla: you failed the turing test, zetathustra
[23:13] zetathustra: zetathustra
[23:13] SullenLust: Hooray
[23:13] zetathustra: pass that he did not deny the existence of a university professor but by far
[23:13] zetathustra: whats turing
[23:13] Des: zetathustra: Because (a) you don't respond to CTCP VERSIONs, and (b) you fail the Turing test.
[23:13] Keyla: we have determined that you are not, infact, capable of intelligent thought
[23:13] *** zetathustra has been kicked from #furrycoffeeshop by Ryver_MystDragon: epic fail thats why
[23:14] SullenLust: XD
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[23:14] Killer-Dragon: XD
[23:14] zetathustra: xd
[23:14] Killer-Dragon: >_>
[23:14] SullenLust: I like this game
[23:14] zetathustra: that video game
[23:14] Nixon_Kitty: why are you guys picking on zeta?
[23:14] zetathustra: hi guys
[23:14] *** Nixon_Kitty has been kicked from #furrycoffeeshop by Ryver_MystDragon: because we can
[23:14] Des: Ryver_MystDragon: That wasn't nice.
[23:14] * SullenLust noms on popcorn watching
[23:14] zetathustra: was nice
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[23:14] Nixon_Kitty: o.O
[23:14] Ryver_MystDragon: sorry
[23:14] zetathustra: sorry to hear that
[23:14] SullenLust: Now, now no kicking frenzies
[23:14] * FuffyFox snugs Nixon
[23:15] * Des glares @ Ryver. :p
[23:15] zetathustra: the rest now
[23:15] * Ryver_MystDragon hangs her head and snickers
[23:15] Nixon_Kitty: :\
[23:15] mtp: lol epic fail!
[23:15] zetathustra: \ u
[23:15] mtp: 4chan XD
[23:15] zetathustra: xd
[23:15] zetathustra: who fail are they
[23:15] * Cygfrydd kicks zetathustra for good measure.
[23:15] * SullenLust stis on Ryver
[23:15] *** Mode change "+v Nixon_Kitty" for channel #furrycoffeeshop by Des.
[23:15] *** Mode change "+m" for channel #furrycoffeeshop by Des.
[23:15] * Ryver_MystDragon ish sat on
[23:15] * Des does not like spambots.
[23:15] mtp: whats spam bots
[23:16] Ryver_MystDragon: a bot made of spam
[23:16] mtp: nobody teold me what spam was in irc
[23:16] mtp: just the email
[23:16] * SullenLust wags her tail and licks Ryver's scale
[23:16] Ryver_MystDragon: they are yummy fried
[23:16] * SkylerFox does not like flying killer pirhanas.
[23:16] Des: mtp: Spam, flood, same thing
[23:16] Des: Noise
[23:16] Des: i.e. not useful.
[23:16] mtp: oh
[23:16] mtp: :)
[23:16] Des: Taking random words from what the last person said and pasting them together isn't useful. ;P
[23:16] mtp: im learning a lot here
[23:17] Keyla: it's like email spam, but in real time
[23:17] Keyla: and responsive to what you say
[23:17] Des: Though it's kinda silly to watch.
[23:17] SkylerFox: True, but who uses a Furry IRC network for utilitarian purposes?
[23:17] * Ryver_MystDragon sits in awe of her teachers
[23:17] * SullenLust prods them both with sticks
[23:18] Ryver_MystDragon: no prodding my teachers
[23:18] * SullenLust prods Ryver then
[23:18] * Ryver_MystDragon puts SullenLust in a box
[23:18] Conte: Oh, the magic within.
[23:18] * Ryver_MystDragon ships it to Japan
[23:18] * SullenLust eeps and scratches the box, whimpering, yelping loudly
[23:19] Keyla: SkylerFox, people like to screw with furries because the furry fandom tends to be a drama factory, people know they can get a response
[23:19] Ryver_MystDragon: same with the pagans Keyla
[23:19] SullenLust: o.o But but Kain wont be there till next week and his luggage for 39 days after!
[23:19] * Des refuses to be dramafied.
[23:19] Keyla: we had some IRL trolls at my college last wed.
[23:19] * FuffyFox goes out on a raft and secures Ryver
[23:19] FuffyFox: :)
[23:19] * Ryver_MystDragon schedules sully to arrive a day before kain
[23:19] FuffyFox: Keyla why?
[23:19] SullenLust: o.o
[23:19] Keyla: westboro baptist church decided to protest some funerals
[23:19] Nixon_Kitty: Aren't IRL trolls just called bullies? XD
[23:19] * SullenLust wishses
[23:20] FuffyFox: oh jesus those twisted rejects
[23:20] Des: Keyla: Oooh, the rotting cryptkeeper! Fun!
[23:20] Keyla: so 4 wbc members showed
[23:20] Conte: IRL trolls might be from Middle Earth.
[23:20] kingculex: Irl trolls you can kill at least
[23:20] Keyla: and about 3-500 students showed up and drove them off the campus :P
[23:20] Des: Fred Phelps has a special place in hell reserved for him <3
[23:20] Ryver_MystDragon: They got sued by the father of a slain soldier
[23:20] FuffyFox: i ran into westboro once in boston...gave them the middle finger high and proud!
[23:20] FuffyFox: :)
[23:20] FuffyFox: as i walked by
[23:20] Keyla: Des: but if he goes to hell, he won't be able to tell people that gays are ruining the world! D:
[23:20] FuffyFox: from the DNC convention
[23:20] Keyla: ;)
[23:21] mtp: loll
[23:21] Ryver_MystDragon: I think Fred Phelps is not only gay but is intoo incest and child molestation too
[23:21] FuffyFox: Gays were a vital element to the foundations of western civilization.
[23:21] SkylerFox: Drama in the fandom?? Never!! You take that back or.. or.. I'll totally write a LiveJournal post about it!
[23:21] FuffyFox: The greeks were pretty kinky folks :P
[23:21] Cygfrydd: Hey!
[23:22] * Cygfrydd is Greek. :-(
[23:22] Des: SkylerFox: heeee.
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[23:22] FuffyFox: And Alexander the Great took over half the world..
[23:22] Keyla: SkylerFox: when you're done, link me :3
[23:22] Ryver_MystDragon: Gays in Native American societies were looked upon as being blessed by the spirits
[23:22] * kingculex stares at cygfrydd
[23:22] FuffyFox: it was a complement Cyg :)
[23:22] * IMWeasel writes an LJ post about how skyler is so scritchable
[23:22] SkylerFox: ;D
[23:22] Cygfrydd: FuffyFox, Oh, okee!
[23:22] * Ryver_MystDragon scritches everyone
[23:22] * Cygfrydd gives kingculex the finger.
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[23:23] kingculex: what was that for cyg?
[23:23] * Des writes an LJ post about -- oh, wait, he can't talk about that in here >.>
[23:23] Keyla: lol
[23:23] * Brabus_Black_Wolf giggles
[23:23] FuffyFox: so these wingnuts who scream homosexuals should be purged from our civilization have clearly chosen to ignore there civilizations past...
[23:23] * Sypress has failed to make a LJ post
[23:23] FuffyFox: anyhoo
[23:23] * SkylerFox thinks violations of rule #3 are the hawtest ones
[23:23] Keyla: lol
[23:23] Des: :D
[23:24] Cygfrydd: Fred Phelps and his Amazing Toxic "Christians"
[23:24] Keyla: lol
[23:25] FuffyFox: God should Kick Fred Phelps from the Earth Server for trolling his channel
[23:25] *** Foxx has signed off IRC (Quit: CGI:IRC (EOF)).
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[23:26] Sypress: God should kick Bush
[23:26] Sypress: No wait
[23:26] kingculex: guess he got the hint.
[23:26] Sypress: A-Kill
[23:26] FuffyFox: he will be banned next :P
[23:26] Sypress: No wait
[23:26] Sypress: K-LINE
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[23:26] *** WebGuest7216 is now known as Icarus.
[23:26] kingculex: hi icarus
[23:27] *** Mode change "+v Icarus" for channel #furrycoffeeshop by Des.
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[23:27] SullenLust: o.o
[23:27] kingculex: hi sypress
[23:27] Nixon_Kitty: The President? :D
[23:27] Sypress: Hello
[23:28] FuffyFox: Bush would NEVER be a furry
[23:28] * Sypress noms on kingculex
[23:28] *** Mode change "+v GeorgeBush" for channel #furrycoffeeshop by Des.
[23:28] * kingculex noms back on sypress
[23:28] GeorgeBush: Thankee much for the voice.
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[23:28] * Sypress counternoms!
[23:28] SullenLust: Kill!
[23:28] SullenLust: Maim!
[23:28] * SullenLust eats GeorgeBush
[23:28] GeorgeBush: Now don't be trying to kill me.
[23:28] SullenLust: >/>
[23:28] SullenLust: >.>
[23:28] GeorgeBush: .....Or eating me please.
[23:29] * SullenLust swallows whole and pats belly
[23:29] * kingculex just snipes georgebush repeatedly
[23:29] FuffyFox: Hey Bush im helping what your forgien policy starting in the fall How u like those apples!
[23:29] FuffyFox: muahahah
[23:29] GeorgeBush: What did I do?
[23:29] FuffyFox: :D
[23:29] FuffyFox: write*
[23:29] GeorgeBush: Democracy dammit.
[23:30] *** Brabus_Black_Wolf is now known as Mercedes_Husky.
[23:30] Des: Pesky little thing, that... always getting in the way of unchecked executive power ;)
[23:30] * Ryver_MystDragon shakes her head
[23:30] * kingculex cuddles sypress
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[23:30] Ryver_MystDragon: My Grandmother was a cousin of George Bush
[23:30] * Sypress pets kingculex
[23:30] * SullenLust lays down and curls around herself
[23:30] GeorgeBush: Well, 'My bad'
[23:30] * Ryver_MystDragon hangs her head in shame
[23:30] Icarus: o.o o no not dubya
[23:30] kingculex: why the clone?
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[23:31] *** Mode change "+v zeta" for channel #furrycoffeeshop by ChanServ.
[23:31] Sypress: ZETA!!
[23:31] SkylerFox: W's grandfather (and George HW's father) was involved in a plan to overthrow the US government.
[23:31] * Sypress tackles Zeta
[23:31] zeta: I live again, yes.
[23:31] kingculex: hi zeta meet another zeta
[23:31] * zeta is tackled by lupogryph!
[23:31] GeorgeBush: I admit that, yes.
[23:31] *** AScanbadger is now known as Blackpaw_Badger.
[23:32] mtp: this other zeta hasnt talked in a bit
[23:32] GeorgeBush: Lupogryph?
[23:32] zeta: Wait, what?
[23:32] mtp: he was kinda funny earlyer tho
[23:32] GeorgeBush: What's a lupogryph?
[23:32] kingculex: mtp he cant talk.
[23:32] Icarus: a wolf/ gryphon i suppose
[23:32] Des: Otherzeta lost his voice, since he was spamming.
[23:32] GeorgeBush: I see.
[23:32] * Icarus scratches her head
[23:32] mtp: ohh
[23:32] zeta: Huh. Neat enough. Zarathustra.... What was that about?
[23:32] GeorgeBush: I suppose you're all wondering why I'm on a furry server, correct?
[23:33] zeta: No, not really.
[23:33] Icarus: not really, no
[23:33] zeta: But enlighten us.
[23:33] GeorgeBush: OK then, no need for me to explain.
[23:33] SkylerFox: "On July 23, 2007, the BBC Radio 4 series Document reported on the alleged Business Plot and the archives from the McCormack-Dickstein Committee hearings. The program mentioned Bush's directorship of the Hamburg-America Line, a company that the committee investigated for Nazi propaganda activities, and the 1933 attempt, allegedly led by Gerald MacGuire, to stage a military coup against President Franklin D. Roosevelt aimed at
[23:33] *** Mode change "+v zetathustra" for channel #furrycoffeeshop by Des.
[23:33] zeta: We will be asking questions about your economic policy in short order if you don't.
[23:33] * kingculex curls back up in bed and pulls sypress in with him
[23:33] FuffyFox: Bush is not a furry...
[23:33] FuffyFox: i know it lol
[23:33] GeorgeBush: I'm not a furry, no.
[23:34] Ryver_MystDragon: he is a fuzzy
[23:34] FuffyFox: lol
[23:34] Mercedes_Husky: omfg its freekin GerogeBush
[23:34] zetathustra: change its name to Mercedes_Husky
[23:34] * SullenLust hacks up GeorgeBush
[23:34] zeta: Huh. So Bush has a history of facism in his family. Neat.
[23:34] SullenLust: Gave me stomach pains >.<
[23:34] kingculex: he is so screwed up in the head his brain is furry.
[23:34] GeorgeBush: And I can't afford to do much about fuel prices, sadly.
[23:34] mtp: hello zetathustra!
[23:34] zetathustra: so much fun
[23:35] mtp: whats up
[23:35] * zetathustra is educated stupid
[23:35] mtp: you said that already :(
[23:35] * Sypress jabs GeorgeBush
[23:35] mtp: i think your pretty smart
[23:35] zetathustra: the smart ai
[23:35] * Icarus listens intently
[23:35] * Ryver_MystDragon sits onher pech and watches
[23:35] GeorgeBush: Well, G'bye
[23:35] GeorgeBush: Nice to meet you all.
[23:35] zeta: Good bye.
[23:35] Icarus: by dubya
[23:35] mtp: bye mr president
[23:35] zeta: Please give us a tommorrow.
[23:35] zetathustra: please you
[23:36] zeta: A better one. We demand it.
[23:36] FuffyFox: not soon enough Mr President.
[23:36] FuffyFox: :)
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[23:36] *** RedOcelot has been kicked from #furrycoffeeshop by ChanServ: User has been autokicked
[23:36] *** GeorgeBush has signed off IRC (Quit: Connection Terminated).
[23:36] mtp: i heard they call the predisent 'potus'
[23:36] *** Ryver_MystDragon is now known as HilaryClinton.
[23:36] FuffyFox: SPARCS?
[23:36] Icarus: too late ryver
[23:36] SkylerFox: "President of the United States" = POTUS ;D
[23:36] zetathustra: the necrophilia too late
[23:36] mtp: ohhhh
[23:36] *** HilaryClinton is now known as Spiderzilla.
[23:36] * Des eyerolls.
[23:36] *** Mode change "-v zetathustra" for channel #furrycoffeeshop by Des.
[23:37] * Spiderzilla looks at Des with lots of eyes
[23:37] Des: ^o.o^
[23:37] Icarus: EEW SPIDER!
[23:37] * Des has a staring contest!
[23:37] * FuffyFox gives des a can of raid and run
[23:37] FuffyFox: s
[23:37] * Icarus turns tail and hides
[23:37] * Spiderzilla waves her front legs at him
[23:37] mtp: awwww
[23:37] * Golem looks into the room and is mildly perturbed
[23:37] Sypress: Industrial sized can!
[23:37] SkylerFox: "The fascism doesn't fall too far from the tree."
[23:37] * Spiderzilla spins a web across the channel door
[23:37] * SullenLust stomps on the spider with a BIG BOOT!
[23:38] * Icarus shivers
[23:38] * Spiderzilla is a 570 foor spider
[23:38] zeta: Mya.... My microwave is corroding again....
[23:38] * SullenLust with a VERY ERY VERY BIG BOOT
[23:38] * Spiderzilla wraps SullenLust p in silk
[23:38] Golem: Well, that's what you get for having fun with it. . .weird plasticy smell?
[23:38] zeta: A small boot at relatavistic velocity would d.
[23:38] * SullenLust wriggles and whines
[23:38] zeta: No, that's the Big Microwave.
[23:39] zeta: This is the small, food microwave.
[23:39] zeta: Corroding...
[23:39] Golem: oh
[23:39] * Spiderzilla once left a biscuit in the mnicrowave
[23:39] Spiderzilla: four days later it caught on fire
[23:39] * SullenLust once put a jawbreaker in the microwave
[23:39] Spiderzilla: I forgot about it
[23:39] zeta: Yeah... That was burning, of the microwave itself... This is just kinda the ceiling of it rusting off....
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[23:39] Golem: prolly time for a new one. . .
[23:39] * Icarus wants to place a peep in the microwave, but people ate them all before she could get to it
[23:39] Spiderzilla: once put a cockroach in the microwave
[23:39] zeta: The burning was caused by it being left on too long, and kinda melting the rotating tray in place...
[23:40] zeta: Nah, it still works.
[23:40] *** Mode change "+v BabyCheetah" for channel #furrycoffeeshop by Keyla.
[23:40] zeta: We only use it for superscience anyways.
[23:40] Blackpaw_Badger: Cd i a Microwave.
[23:40] SullenLust: The jawbreaker melted and killed the Microwave...
[23:40] BabyCheetah: =O.O=
[23:40] Icarus: CHEETAHGUHRRR!
[23:40] Golem: Ok, but if you get weird mircrowave cancer then I'll be bummed for awhile
[23:40] * Icarus giggles
[23:40] zeta: Microwaves don't cause cancer...
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[23:40] zeta: They rotate water molecules...
[23:40] BabyCheetah: RAWR!!!
[23:40] zeta: That's about it.
[23:41] zeta: You'd need ionizing radiation to do that.
[23:41] * SullenLust swallows BabyCheetah
[23:41] Golem: comforting
[23:41] Spiderzilla: everything causes cancer
[23:41] SullenLust: <.<
[23:41] SullenLust: >.>
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[23:41] *** Mode change "+v BengalTiger" for channel #furrycoffeeshop by ChanServ.
[23:41] BabyCheetah: meep
[23:41] Icarus: sully be nice please
[23:41] BabyCheetah: o.o
[23:41] mtp: hey we just had bush in here!!
[23:41] * Spiderzilla snags BengalTiger in her web
[23:41] mtp: clinton
[23:41] zeta: Red light wouldn't do it. Nor would any up to the ultraviolet....
[23:41] * SullenLust rubs her belly
[23:41] * Spiderzilla wraps him up
[23:42] Icarus: you . . . are a hungry jackal
[23:42] zeta: Though yeah, UV has enough to kick off an electron from any given atom. That's enough to cancer you, by making free radical ions inside of your body which can and will react with something.
[23:42] * SullenLust hacks up the baby cheetah
[23:42] zeta: Chemistry, mo'fo's. It's serious business.
[23:42] * Spiderzilla rubs SullenLust's belly with four of her eight legs
[23:42] BabyCheetah: *coughs and then hangs off your ears
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[23:42] * SullenLust squeaks at the spinder
[23:42] * Sypress backhands BengalTiger "That's for earlier"
[23:42] *** Mode change "+v ein|away" for channel #furrycoffeeshop by Des.
[23:42] SullenLust: Depends on what kidna spider you is....
[23:42] Golem: Meh, my gramma crys every summer
[23:42] FuffyFox: bed time for Foxes. good night! :)
[23:43] *** FuffyFox has signed off IRC (Quit: CGI:IRC 0.5.9 (2006/06/06)).
[23:43] Spiderzilla: I am a spider zilla
[23:43] * Icarus cautiously walks up to spiderzilla and sniffs one of it's legs
[23:43] BabyCheetah: so does that mean all the foxes go to bed?
[23:43] * Spiderzilla waves a leg at Icarus
[23:43] SullenLust: I like tartulaners
[23:43] SullenLust: And Black widows
[23:43] * Icarus falls over
[23:43] SullenLust: ...And Wolf spiders
[23:44] Icarus: o.o
[23:44] SullenLust: And crab spinders.
[23:44] Des: BabyCheetah: I was wondering that myself :o
[23:44] zeta: I prefer the small pest eating house spiders.
[23:44] * Sypress has held a tarantula
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[23:44] SullenLust: And bird eating spinders
[23:44] mtp: ok well im gonna got oo!!
[23:44] * Spiderzilla is a 570 foot spider with legs the size of cedar trunks
[23:44] Icarus: you don't smell like cedar that's for sure
[23:44] BabyCheetah: O.O
[23:44] SullenLust: Ima say you is a Black Garden Spider
[23:44] * Sypress breaks out the chainsaw :D :D :D :D
[23:44] BabyCheetah: oh me gawd
[23:44] *** ein|away is now known as ein_mcfluff.
[23:44] zeta: The kind that make awesome webs, eat small irritating insects, and can climb over you without giving you cause for alarm at a potential reaction...
[23:44] BabyCheetah: *hides*
[23:44] * SullenLust pets the spider
[23:44] Icarus: you smell like giant fermented stuff =D
[23:44] *** mtp has signed off IRC (Quit: quitting!!).
[23:45] BabyCheetah: i came to find new friends
[23:45] BabyCheetah: my fix git rud if me V>V
[23:45] BabyCheetah: *V.V
[23:45] * Spiderzilla is one of theose huge brown spiders that hides in your shed
[23:45] BabyCheetah: *my fox got rid of me
[23:45] zeta: Ah.
[23:45] BabyCheetah: darn keyboard imps
[23:45] * Icarus fur stands on end
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[23:45] SullenLust: hehe you sounded like my hick guy firend
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[23:45] * Spiderzilla spins a web on BabyCheetah's keyboard
[23:45] zeta: NMT?
[23:46] SullenLust: Wolf spider Ryver
[23:46] zeta: What's nmt, I wonder...
[23:46] Spiderzilla: oh yeah
[23:46] Des: zeta: A hostmask.
[23:46] Icarus: just please don't eat me . . . Ferrets aren't nutritious anyway
[23:46] BabyCheetah: *sniffs it curiously*
[23:46] * Spiderzilla is a wolfdragon spider
[23:46] zeta: New Mexico Tech.
[23:46] * SullenLust swallows Icarus
[23:46] Blackpaw_Badger: ...
[23:46] SullenLust: ^^
[23:46] Golem: Yes they are, you eat one and it's like you chased a pot of coffee with an eightball of tweak
[23:46] * Blackpaw_Badger Pancis. hides.
[23:46] * SullenLust hacks up Icarus
[23:46] * Icarus thinks why does this always happen?
[23:46] SullenLust: BADGER NOOO
[23:47] zeta: I've had pots of coffee before, but not the follow up....
[23:47] * SullenLust runs after him
[23:47] BabyCheetah: *gets stuck to her keyboard*
[23:47] * Spiderzilla wraps Icarus in a silk coccon
[23:47] BabyCheetah: O.O
[23:47] Icarus: this time it's jackal spittle -.-;
[23:47] * Blackpaw_Badger is in a dark corner where spiders can't get him ; ;
[23:47] Icarus: and sticky web . . .
[23:47] Icarus: =O.o=
[23:47] Golem: It's a good thing, maybe get some coke sometime, stay away from the crank, even though it's cheaper and lasts longer
[23:47] * SullenLust snuggles Badgerness
[23:47] * Spiderzilla waves her two front legs at Blackpaw_Badger
[23:47] SullenLust: brb must pee
[23:48] * Des waves a can of RAID in Spiderzilla's general direction
[23:48] * Spiderzilla eaps
[23:48] zeta: Mya, I'm to far from the climates where coke can be grown, and the precursor molecules for crank have been banned in my state....
[23:48] * Spiderzilla sneezes and changes into ...
[23:48] * Icarus falls asleep in cozy cocoon
[23:48] *** Spiderzilla is now known as Lettuce.
[23:49] zeta: =o_o= -(wtf?)
[23:49] * Lettuce falls to the ground and lays there
[23:49] * zeta climbs the Lettuce, and plants a small flag.
[23:49] BabyCheetah: *sticks up nose at lettuce*
[23:49] * SullenLust sniffs lettuce and blehs
[23:49] Golem: Well, that stuffs expensive and addictive as fuck, prolly a good thing you don't mess with it.
[23:49] BabyCheetah: =O.O=
[23:49] * SullenLust sniffs BabyCheetah
[23:50] * Lettuce sneezes and turns into...
[23:50] * Golem makes a nice tossed salad
[23:50] zeta: Myaa, I suppose... If I'm gonna be spending time and energy synthesizing stuff, it might as well be more fun...
[23:50] *** Lettuce is now known as marijuana.
[23:50] Icarus: =D
[23:50] Golem: My salad rocks!
[23:50] BabyCheetah: *rolls on back and bats at Sullen*
[23:50] Icarus: here we go
[23:50] * SullenLust paws the the cheetah
[23:50] * Icarus chews out of cocoon and smokes marijuana
[23:50] * marijuana thinks please dont smoke me
[23:50] * Icarus somehow picks up on the vibes and stops packing her bowl
[23:50] Golem: Might I recomend making some n,n, DMT simple process, one hell of a ride
[23:51] *** SullenLust is now known as SullyGryph.
[23:51] * Bowl_of_Petunias thinks, "Not again!"
[23:51] * Icarus apologizes to marijuana
[23:51] * marijuana sneezes and becomes....
[23:51] * SullyGryph flaps her osprey wings
[23:51] *** marijuana is now known as a_Falling_Whale.
[23:51] Des: Awww, nobody got the reference.
[23:51] * Des sads
[23:51] a_Falling_Whale: des
[23:51] * Icarus understood but didn't know what to say
[23:51] Icarus: wait
[23:51] a_Falling_Whale: <-----
[23:51] BabyCheetah: *scratches head*
[23:51] * Golem looks up and heres screaming
[23:51] Des: heeeeee
[23:52] Des: :D
[23:52] BabyCheetah: i didnt
[23:52] Golem: hears even
[23:52] Icarus: des knows a lot more about the universe than the rest of us
[23:52] BabyCheetah: ill admit it
[23:52] * a_Falling_Whale ponders life on the way down
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