Mine

user_username=$USER
user_homedir=$HOME
user_diskusage=`du -sh ~/|awk '{print $1}'`
system_kernel=`uname -sr`
system_uptime=`uptime |cut -b 2-35`
system_load=`uptime |cut -b 52-75`
screen=`ps ux|grep SCREEN|grep -v "grep SCREEN"|wc -l|cut -c 6,7,8`
evl=`ps ux|grep evl|grep -v "grep evl"|wc -l|cut -c 6,7,8`
# echoing out..
clear

echo -e "

\e[1;37m
\e[01;32mH\e[1;37mostname: keyserv.fisix.net
\e[01;32m_____________________
\e[01;32mU\e[1;37msername.............\e[01;32m:\e[1;37m ${user_username}
\e[01;32mH\e[1;37mome Directory.......\e[01;32m:\e[1;37m ${user_homedir}
\e[01;32mD\e[1;37misk Usage...........\e[01;32m:\e[1;37m ${user_diskusage}
\e[01;32m_____________________'
\e[01;32mO\e[1;37mperating System.....\e[01;32m:\e[1;37m ${system_kernel}
\e[01;32mL\e[1;37mocation.............\e[01;32m:\e[1;37m Los Angeles, California
\e[01;32m_____________________'
\e[01;32ms\e[1;37mcreen'd procs.......\e[01;32m:\e[1;37m${screen}
\e[01;32mo\e[1;37mther's running......\e[01;32m:\e[1;37m${evl}
"

safe_term=${TERM//[^[:alnum:]]/?}   # sanitize TERM
if [[ -f /etc/DIR_COLORS ]] ; then
        match_lhs=$(</etc/DIR_COLORS)
elif type -p dircolors >/dev/null ; then
        match_lhs=$(dircolors --print-database)
else
        match_lhs=""
fi
[[ $'\n'${match_lhs} == *$'\n'"TERM "${safe_term}* ]] && use_color=true

if ${use_color} ; then
        if [[ ${EUID} == 0 ]] ; then
                PS1='\[\033[01;31m\]\H\[\033[01;34m\] \W \$\[\033[00m\] '
        else
                PS1='\[\033[01;32m\]\u@\H\[\033[01;34m\] \w \$\[\033[00m\] '
        fi

        alias ls='ls --color=auto'
        alias grep='grep --colour=auto'
else
        if [[ ${EUID} == 0 ]] ; then
                # show root@ when we don't have colors
                PS1='\u@\h \W \$ '
        else
                PS1='\u@\h \w \$ '
        fi
fi

alias ls="gls -F --color=always"