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[15:01] <+Monie> Isn't C# multi-threaded?
[15:01] <~Aaron> Yeah...
[15:01] <~Shinigami> Monie thinks PHP is more powerful than ASP.net
[15:01] <+Monie> So like if one thread fails, it doesn't mess up the other?
[15:01] * Shinigami laughs
[15:02] <+Monie> Shinigami no I don't
[15:02] <~Sephiroth> <~Shinigami> Monie thinks PHP is more powerful than ASP.net
[15:02] <~Aaron> No it won't.
[15:02] <~Shinigami> Well you imply it frequently.
[15:02] <+Monie> I just prefer PHP for web development :)
[15:02] <+Monie> And PHP for IRC :)
[15:02] <~Sephiroth> If ASP.net was so powerful, why does it gotta run on winshit?
[15:02] <~Shinigami> Fine fine, ##php implies that PHP is more powerful than ASP.net
[15:02] <+Monie> yea why winshit
[15:02] <~Aaron> Typically Aero has 1 main thread to listen to commands from the console, 1 to wait until it dies, and then one per connection.
[15:02] <+Monie> :D
[15:02] <~Shinigami> ASP.net runs on Linux with the help of mono
[15:02] <+Monie> MONO!
[15:02] <~Sephiroth> fuck mono
[15:02] <~Shinigami> I'm not saying I like Micropenis. But mono is cool, k?
[15:02] <+Monie> php just needs linux :-p
[15:03] <+Monie> lol micropenis
[15:03] <~Sephiroth> shouldnt require any kind of third-party shit to run it on a platform other than winshit.
[15:03] <~Aaron> PHP still needs the php runtime/interpreter to be installed on the Linux system to run, same as Mono.
[15:03] <~Shinigami> The square root of a slice of pie is two slices. <-- No, it's not
[15:03] * ~Aaron doesn't care as long as it runs *shrug*
[15:03] <+Monie> I just like PHP for doing shit :-p
[15:03] <+Monie> or Java
[15:03] <+Monie> OR
[15:03] <+Monie> Perl
[15:03] <+Monie> :D
[15:04] <+Monie> Those are my three main languages.
[15:04] <~Shinigami> Well regardless of the stuff you need it doesn't have a huge overhead and Mono is pretty small
[15:04] <~Sephiroth> <~Sephiroth> fuck mono
[15:04] <~Sephiroth> <~Sephiroth> fuck mono
[15:04] <~Sephiroth> <~Sephiroth> fuck mono
[15:04] <~Sephiroth> <~Sephiroth> fuck mono
[15:04] <~Sephiroth> shouldnt require any kind of third-party shit to run it on a platform other than winshit.
[15:04] <~Sephiroth> shouldnt require any kind of third-party shit to run it on a platform other than winshit.
[15:05] <~Sephiroth> shouldnt require any kind of third-party shit to run it on a platform other than winshit.
[15:05] <~Sephiroth> shouldnt require any kind of third-party shit to run it on a platform other than winshit.
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[15:05] <~Aaron> k Well as long as it runs IMO there's no problem.
[15:05] <~Shinigami> [15:04] <~Shinigami> Well regardless of the stuff you need it doesn't have a huge overhead and Mono is pretty small
[15:05] <~Shinigami> [15:04] <~Shinigami> Well regardless of the stuff you need it doesn't have a huge overhead and Mono is pretty small
[15:05] <~Shinigami> [15:04] <~Shinigami> Well regardless of the stuff you need it doesn't have a huge overhead and Mono is pretty small
[15:05] <~Shinigami> [15:04] <~Shinigami> Well regardless of the stuff you need it doesn't have a huge overhead and Mono is pretty small
[15:05] <~Shinigami> [15:04] <~Shinigami> Well regardless of the stuff you need it doesn't have a huge overhead and Mono is pretty small
[15:05] <~Shinigami> [15:04] <~Shinigami> Well regardless of the stuff you need it doesn't have a huge overhead and Mono is pretty small
[15:05] <+Monie> I AGREE WITH Aaron
[15:05] <~Sephiroth> with mono, it's not running natively unlike php
[15:05] <+Monie> AS LONG AS IT RUNS
[15:05] <+Monie> :-p
[15:05] <~Shinigami> PHP IS NOT NATIVE TO ANY PLATFORM
[15:06] * +Monie idles
[15:06] <~Shinigami> YOU NEED TO INSTALL A PHP INTERPRETER FIRST
[15:06] <~Sephiroth> because php isn't built by micropenis.
[15:06] <~Shinigami> YOU NEED TO INSTALL A PHP INTERPRETER FIRST
[15:06] <~Shinigami> YOU NEED TO INSTALL A PHP INTERPRETER FIRST
[15:06] <~Shinigami> YOU NEED TO INSTALL A PHP INTERPRETER FIRST
[15:06] <~Shinigami> YOU NEED TO INSTALL A PHP INTERPRETER FIRST
[15:06] <~Shinigami> YOU NEED TO INSTALL A PHP INTERPRETER FIRST
[15:06] <~Sephiroth> and?
[15:06] <~Shinigami> [15:05] <~Sephiroth> with mono, it's not running natively unlike php
[15:06] <~Sephiroth> >.>
[15:06] <~Shinigami> PHP does not run natively on any system
[15:06] <~Sephiroth> bullshit
[15:06] <~Aaron> With Mono it runs as native machine code (unlike standard PHP)... Native isn't the same as being first-party.
[15:06] <~Sephiroth> you can build it and run it on any system.
[15:07] <~Sephiroth> .net, you cannot
[15:07] <~Shinigami> THAT HAS PHP INSTALLED
[15:07] <~Sephiroth> YOU GOTTA INSTALL .NET TOO
[15:07] <~Shinigami> no shit!
[15:07] <~Aaron> You can bundle it into one executable if you need to.
[15:07] <~Shinigami> but at least .NET can be compiled
[15:07] <+Monie> JAVA CAN BE COMPILED
[15:07] <~Shinigami> PHP you need source code plus the interpreter, .NET can be self-contained in one file
[15:07] * +Monie brings Toad java edition
[15:08] <~Shinigami> JAVA HAS A HUGE OVERHEAD DEPENDING ON THE FRAMEWORK YOU USE
[15:08] <+Monie> WHY ARE WE TALKING IN CAPS
[15:08] <+Monie> BISHES
[15:08] <~Sephiroth> whatever.
[15:08] <~Shinigami> BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
[15:08] <~Aaron> Java's extremely similar to .NET...
[15:08] <~Sephiroth> go suck micropenis some more.
[15:08] <~Shinigami> Well I dislike Java
[15:08] <~Shinigami> micropenis is too small to suck *shrug*
[15:08] <+Monie> Perl
[15:08] <+Monie> is
[15:08] <+Monie> FUN
[15:08] <+Monie> PERL
[15:08] <+Monie> :
[15:08] <+Monie> :D
[15:09] <~Shinigami> Well we can all agree that Python sucks
[15:09] <+Monie> I should learn CGI.
[15:09] <+Monie> lol python
[15:09] <~Shinigami> AGREE WITH ME DAMNIT.
[15:09] <~Shinigami> lol whitespace
[15:09] * ~Sephiroth kicks Shinigami out the window.
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[15:09] <~Shinigami> -.-"
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[15:09] <+Monie> i used python before
[15:09] <+Monie> confused the hell outta me
[15:09] <~Shinigami> o_O" that was weir
[15:09] * Shinigami blames hydrashit
[15:09] <+Monie> w00 hydrashit
[15:09] <+Monie> micropenis
[15:10] <+Monie> winshit
[15:10] <+Monie> ugh
[15:10] <+Monie> linbitch
[15:10] <~Aaron> k?
[15:10] <~Shinigami> OHNOES! you forgot a tab!
[15:10] <+Monie> macshit
[15:10] <~Shinigami> python will now self destruct
[15:10] <+Monie> hey wait
[15:10] <+Monie> What about
[15:10] <+Monie> Ruby or RoR?
[15:10] <+Monie> (Ruby on Rails)
[15:10] <~Shinigami> I've never used Ruby, but I don't see any reason to hate it.
[15:10] <~Sephiroth> same
[15:10] <~Aaron> Never used either, but I'mma say RoR is a good choice design-wise.
[15:11] <~Shinigami> Mmhm, RoR is cool.
[15:11] <~Shinigami> how about
[15:11] <~Shinigami> fortran
[15:11] <+Monie> wtf is that
[15:11] <~Shinigami> rofl
[15:11] <~Shinigami> it's what cavemen used to program their rocks
[15:12] <+Monie> WHAT ABOUT
[15:12] <~Shinigami> LISP
[15:12] <+Monie> COLDFUSION
[15:12] <+Monie> PASCAL
[15:12] <~Shinigami> gtfo
[15:12] <~Aaron> Ew lisp >.>
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[15:12] <+Monie> XD
[15:12] <~Shinigami> lol lisp
[15:12] <+Monie> wait
[15:12] <+Monie> was the kick for
[15:12] <+Monie> coldfusion or pascal
[15:12] <~Shinigami> for cf
[15:12] <+Monie> o
[15:12] <+Monie> myspace is coded in coldfusion
[15:12] <+Monie> :-p
[15:13] <~Shinigami> myspace is ... -_- don't get me started, for your own safety
[15:13] <+Monie> lolk
[15:13] <~Shinigami> I know the best programming language
[15:13] <~Shinigami> ever
[15:13] <~Shinigami> in existance
[15:13] <~Shinigami> TI MOTHERFUCKIN' BASIC