prostuff

/*TOP SECRET Microsoft [c] Project: Longhorn(TM) SP1Estimated release date: 2008*/#include "win95.h"#include "win98.h"#include "leopard.h"char chew_up_some_ram[10000000];void main() {     while (!CRASHED) {            if(first_time_install) {	 	make_10_gigabyte_swapfile() { 	do_nothing_loop() { 	search_and_destroy(FIREFOX | OPENOFFICEORG | ANYTHING_GOOGLE); 	hang_system();}    if(still_not_crashed){       basically_run_windows_xp();       do_nothing_loop(); }	 		}    if(!DX10GPU()) {      set_graphics(aero, very_slow);      set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);}//printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");//printf("Welcome to Windows XP");printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");   while(something) {        sleep(10)        get_user_input();        sleep(10);        act_on_user_input();        sleep(10);        flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);    }        create_general_protection_fault();}