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   1.
      [11:20.06] <&Kirsty> just
   2.
      [11:20.15] <&Kirsty> everytime i mention the kind work im in
   3.
      [11:20.17] <&Kirsty> its always
   4.
      [11:20.31] <&Kirsty> "omg are you all buff" "you must be massive"
   5.
      [11:20.32] <&Kirsty> lol
   6.
      [11:20.46] <@wolfy> so?
   7.
      [11:20.48] * Sage|Class (~Onii-chan@I.am.bored.so.pleasure.me) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
   8.
      [11:20.49] <%twilightnoir> yeahhhhhhh
   9.
      [11:20.56] <@wolfy> you should expect that kind of a question
  10.
      [11:21.00] <%twilightnoir> total turn off if a girl can beat me at arm wrestling
  11.
      [11:21.14] <@wolfy> the preconception of a security guard is some hulking dude
  12.
      [11:21.14] <@Completely_Useless> it's hawt
  13.
      [11:21.22] <@wolfy> so when you say youre one
  14.
      [11:21.26] <&Kirsty> i guess so wolfy >_<
  15.
      [11:21.33] <@wolfy> obviously thats going to be a followup question
  16.
      [11:21.34] <%twilightnoir> lol
  17.
      [11:21.35] <&Kirsty> diff is, im not a guard
  18.
      [11:21.43] <@wolfy> well, what do you do?
  19.
      [11:22.52] <&Kirsty> I am a door supervisor wolfy
  20.
      [11:22.55] <&Kirsty> guards are diff
  21.
      [11:23.03] <&Kirsty> supervisors get paid so much more
  22.
      [11:23.10] <@wolfy> now see, if you had said that in the first place
  23.
      [11:23.18] <@wolfy> i wouldnt have asked about being buff
  24.
      [11:23.19] <@wolfy> because
  25.
      [11:23.22] <@Completely_Useless> what do you do as a door supervisor?
  26.
      [11:23.22] <&Kirsty> lol
  27.
      [11:23.25] <@wolfy> i have no fucking idea what a door supervisor is
  28.
      [11:23.28] <&Kirsty> rofl
  29.
      [11:23.36] <&Kirsty> bouncer/ night club security
  30.
      [11:23.37] <&Kirsty> :p
  31.
      [11:23.40] <@Completely_Useless> i hope there's a door
  32.
      [11:23.44] <@wolfy> wait wait
  33.
      [11:23.47] <&Kirsty> lol..
  34.
      [11:23.48] <@wolfy> so you are a bouncer?
  35.
      [11:23.50] <&Kirsty> yes
  36.
      [11:23.56] <@wolfy> you physically remove people from bars?
  37.
      [11:23.58] <&Kirsty> yes
  38.
      [11:24.02] <@wolfy> so uhm
  39.
      [11:24.02] <%twilightnoir> are you buff?
  40.
      [11:24.05] <@wolfy> are you buff?
  41.
      [11:24.06] <@Completely_Useless> lol
  42.
      [11:24.07] <&Kirsty> fuck off
  43.
      [11:24.08] <%twilightnoir> XDD
  44.
      [11:24.14] <@wolfy> come on
  45.
      [11:24.17] <&Kirsty> haha
  46.
      [11:24.18] <@wolfy> you had to see that coming :P