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on *:INPUT:#:{
  if ( .aka = $1) { /msg ChanServ AKICK $chan add $2 | haltdef }
  elseif ( .akd = $1) { /msg ChanServ AKICK $chan del $2 | haltdef  }
  elseif ( .k = $1) { /cs kick $chan $2 $3 | haltdef  }
  elseif ( .akl = $1) { /msg ChanServ AKICK $chan list | haltdef }
  elseif ( .ban = $1) { ban $$2 | haltdef } 
  elseif ( .ban = $1) { mode $chan -b $$2 | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .5sec) { /ban -u5 $$2 | /kick # $$2 5 Second Ban | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .5min) { /ban -u300 $$2 | /kick # $$2 5 Mins Time Ban | haltdef }  
  elseif ($1 == .10min) { /ban -u600 $$2 | /kick # $$2 10 Mins Time Ban | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .15min) { /ban -u900 $$2 | /kick # $$2 15 Mins Time Ban | haltdef } 
  elseif ($1 == .20min) { /ban -u1200 $$2 | /kick # $$2 20 Mins Time Ban | haltdef }  
  elseif ($1 == .30min) { /ban -u1800 $$2 | /kick # $$2 30 Mins Time Ban | haltdef }  
  elseif ($1 == .1h) { /ban -u3600 $$2 | /kick # $$2 1 Hour Time Ban | haltdef }  
  elseif ($1 == .1d) { /ban -u86400 $$2 | /kick # $$2 1 Day Time Ban | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .1w) { /ban -u604800 $$2 | /kick # $$2 1 Week Time Ban | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .1m) { /ban -u2678400 $$2 | /kick # $$2 1 Month Time Ban | haltdef } 
  elseif ($1 == .1y) { /ban -u31536000 $$2 | /kick # $$2 1 Year Time Ban | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .1y) { /ban -u31536000 $$2 | /kick # $$2 1 Year Time Ban | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .own) { /ban -u31536000000 $$2 | /kick # $$2 You Are Banned For 31,536,000,000 Seconds | haltdef } 
  elseif ($1 == .modes) { mode $me -x+pRM | haltdef  }
  elseif ($1 == +q) { mode $chan $2 +q $me | haltdef }  
  elseif ($1 == -q) { mode $chan $2 -q $me | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == +a) { mode $chan $2 +a $me | haltdef }  
  elseif ($1 == -a) { mode $chan $2 -a $me | haltdef } 
  elseif ($1 == +o) { mode $chan $2 +o $me | haltdef }  
  elseif ($1 == -o) { mode $chan $2 -o $me | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == +h) { mode $chan $2 +h $me | haltdef }  
  elseif ($1 == -h) { mode $chan $2 -h $me | haltdef } 
  elseif ($1 == +v) { mode $chan $2 +v $me | haltdef }   
  elseif ($1 == -v) { mode $chan $2 -v $me | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .me) { mode $me $$2 | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .update) { /ns update | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .lock) { mode $chan +milkps 1 Sexy | haltdef } 
  elseif ($1 == .unlock) { mode $chan -milkps 1 Sexy | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .m) { mode $chan $$2- | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .ci) { cs info $$2 | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .ni) { ns info $$2 | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .w) { whois $$2 | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == +m) { mode $chan +m | mode $chan +v $me | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == -m) { mode $chan -m | mode $chan -v $me | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .addleet) { cs access $chan add $$2 1337 | notice $$2 you have been added to leet access in $chan | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .add) { cs access $chan add $$2 $$3 | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .del) { cs access $chan del $$2 | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .bs) { bs assign $chan $$2 | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .list) { cs access $chan list | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .bot) { bs botlist | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .memo) { ms send $$2 $$3-  | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .gag) { mode $chan +b ~q: $+ $address($2,2) | mode $chan -aohv $2 $2 $2 $2 | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .ungag) { mode $chan -b ~q: $+ $address($2,2) | mode $chan +v $2 | haltdef  }
  elseif ($1 == .creg) { cs register $$2 bfdfdgdfgdfgdgdfgdf $$3- | mode $chan +v $nick | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .cdrop) { cs drop $$2 | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .name) { /setname $$2 | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .massc) { //var %x = $chan(0) | while (%x) { cycle $chan(%x) | dec %x } | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .inv ) { /invite $$2 $chan | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .part ) { /part $chan $$2 | haltdef }
  elseif ($1 == .update) { /ns update | haltdef }