0114,11 2254 +10Zac : Damn my arms are sore
0114,11 2254 +10Zac : For work today
0114,11 2254 +10Zac : I went to Waikaira damn
0114,11 2255 +10Zac : dam
0114,11 2255 +10Zac : w/e
0114,11 2255 +10Zac : I dunno what it's claled
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0114,11 2255 +10Zac : But I just call it K dam
0114,11 2255 +10Zac : Something like that
0114,11 2255 +10Zac : ANYWHO
0114,11 2255 +10Zac : We had a group of 65 kids
0114,11 2255 +10Zac : Which is massive
0114,11 2255 +10Zac : We normally split a group of 95 kids
0114,11 2256 +10Zac : into 43
0114,11 2256 +10Zac : Or w/e
0114,11 2256 +10Zac : But no
14,11 2256 10starthrower : only US and canada can plzy GMS?
0114,11 2256 +10Zac : Evans bay Intermediate (From Wellington) decide they have an uneven amount of classes
0114,11 2256 +10Zac : So we have this massive group of three classes instead of 4
0114,11 2257 +10Zac : So we have this massive group of three classes instead of 4 split into two*
0114,11 2257 +10Zac : So ANYWAY (I go off track often during stories)
1314,11 2257 10starthrower : zac
0114,11 2257 +10Zac : The group of 65
0114,11 2257 +10Zac : If you wanna ask me a question
0114,11 2257 +10Zac : Just go like
0114,11 2257 +10Zac : Zac: INSERTQUESTIONHERE
0114,11 2258 +10Zac : And I'll answer
1314,11 2258 10starthrower : Zac: only US and canada can plzy GMS?
0114,11 2258 +10Zac : No
0114,11 2258 +10Zac : I can play
0114,11 2258 +10Zac : And I'm from New Zealand
14,11 2258 10starthrower : brazi can?
0114,11 2258 +10Zac : No
0114,11 2258 +10Zac : they are part of europe
14,11 2258 10starthrower : wads argentina in?
0114,11 2258 +10Zac : How would I know?
0114,11 2259 +10Zac : I live in New Zealand
14,11 2259 10starthrower : Mexico?
0114,11 2259 +10Zac : I think so
0114,11 2259 +10Zac : something like that
0114,11 2259 +10Zac : anyway
0114,11 2259 +10Zac : We split this group of 65 into 5 groups
0114,11 2259 +10Zac : And set up 5 rotations
0114,11 2300 +10Zac : so we can just give them 45 minute blocks
0114,11 2300 +10Zac : and just rotate
0114,11 2300 +10Zac : w/e
0114,11 2300 +10Zac : So
0114,11 2300 +10Zac : There are five groups us instructors set up
0114,11 2300 +10Zac : 1.) Raft building (Team work/Team building exercise)
0114,11 2301 +10Zac : 2.) Rafting (White water rafts, but these are 12 y/os so we just bring them into the lake, works well too.. >_>)
0114,11 2301 +10Zac : 3.) Kayaking 1 (This is just them learning basic skills in a kayak)
0114,11 2302 +10Zac : 4.) Kayaking 2 (This is just games in the kayak, just some fun games we can play)
0114,11 2302 +10Zac : 5.) Land games (pretty self explanatory
0114,11 2303 +10Zac : Telly, Greg (both pro kayakers, so they set off and did Kayaking 1 and 2), Tim and Me
0114,11 2303 +10Zac : We got the parents to do raftings in the start
0114,11 2304 +10Zac : Wait
0114,11 2304 +10Zac : I forgot Raynor
0114,11 2304 +10Zac : he did land games all day
0114,11 2304 +10Zac : Cause he forgot some clothing for swimming in the lake
0114,11 2304 +10Zac : Or some random shit
0114,11 2304 +10Zac : Anyway
0114,11 2304 +10Zac : So
0114,11 2304 +10Zac : They got sent to their activity
0114,11 2305 +10Zac : and me and Tim were doing the raft building
0114,11 2305 +10Zac : so we gave the kids some recources
0114,11 2306 +10Zac : We had 7 tyre inners, 9 floatable old branc things, 7 ropes
0114,11 2306 +10Zac : So we split the group we were given into 4
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0114,11 2306 +10Zac : And gave each group 2 tyre inners, 2 branchs and 1 rope
0114,11 2307 +10Zac : Except the group who were missing a tyre inner
0114,11 2307 +10Zac : We gave them a few extra ropes
0114,11 2307 +10Zac : p.s I wonder if any of you awesome people are reading this
0114,11 2307 +10Zac : anyway
0114,11 2308 +10Zac : We taught the kids how to do a simple knot called the Fishermans knot
0114,11 2308 +10Zac : Which is a simple tye off know that won't come undone with extreme ease
0114,11 2308 +10Zac : knot that won't*
0114,11 2308 +10Zac : So they did that for 45 minutes
0114,11 2308 +10Zac : then they rotated
0114,11 2308 +10Zac : Me and Tim stayed there while they rotated
0114,11 2309 +10Zac : And we started to realise it was getting pretty hot
0114,11 2309 +10Zac : So, at the end of the second thing we were like to the parents who were doing the rafts
0114,11 2309 +10Zac : to do raft building
0114,11 2310 +10Zac : taught them all basic rape knots
0114,11 2310 +10Zac : That tend to work
0114,11 2310 +10Zac : Then we went to eat lunch
0114,11 2310 +10Zac : (With everyone btw, we arn't complete asshats)
0114,11 2310 +10Zac : Then started with the rafts
0114,11 2311 +10Zac : We acctuallt went from raft building -> the rafts with the group we were with when we did the second session of raft building
0114,11 2311 +10Zac : so that was sweet
0114,11 2311 +10Zac : I asked Tim what he wanted to do
0114,11 2311 +10Zac : and he decided he wanted to do the girls raft
0114,11 2311 +10Zac : (Split into girls and boys, easy stuff)
1314,11 2311 @10Moose : Zac, argentina is a country
0114,11 2311 +10Zac : Moose: Awesome
0114,11 2312 +10Zac : I'm telling a story
0114,11 2312 +10Zac : let me finish
0114,11 2312 +10Zac : :<
0114,11 2312 +10Zac : but thanks
0114,11 2312 +10Zac : Anyway
0114,11 2312 +10Zac : I was busily remembering games we could play in the raft
0114,11 2312 +10Zac : so I chucked everyone out
0114,11 2312 +10Zac : and thought some more
0114,11 2313 +10Zac : and they were screaming like banshees or some shit
0114,11 2313 +10Zac : trying to clamber into the boat
0114,11 2313 +10Zac : So I pulled them in with the speshul leet skillz that you tend to learn from doing one trip on the river
0114,11 2313 +10Zac : and we played this game where you stand in the middle of it
0114,11 2314 +10Zac : then, you all stand on the edge
0114,11 2314 +10Zac : then I go stand in the middle of them
0114,11 2314 +10Zac : and jump up and down
0114,11 2314 +10Zac : till they fall over
0114,11 2314 +10Zac : Cause it's this big creepy bouncy shit that goes on
0114,11 2314 +10Zac : And then I fail at flipping the raft
0114,11 2314 +10Zac : So w/e
0114,11 2314 +10Zac : It carrys on
0114,11 2314 +10Zac : for 45 minutes
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0114,11 2315 +10Zac : and in we come
0114,11 2315 +10Zac : We start with the next group
0114,11 2315 +10Zac : And Tim asks me if I wanna go with the boys or the girls
0114,11 2315 +10Zac : It's like fuck yeah man, girls all the way, have fun, gtfo etc.
0114,11 2315 +10Zac : (Cause 11-13 y/o boys tend not to listen very well to instructions)
0114,11 2315 +10Zac : So anyway
0114,11 2316 +10Zac : This crazy little 11 y/o girl
0114,11 2316 +10Zac : she's like half screaming at me
0114,11 2316 +10Zac : asking me for an oar
0114,11 2316 +10Zac : While I'm explaining rules
0114,11 2316 +10Zac : So I push her in
0114,11 2316 +10Zac : And it's all good
0114,11 2316 +10Zac : Cause she was like one of those
0114,11 2317 +10Zac : "So, my parents pay for anything, *cry cry*"
0114,11 2317 +10Zac : So that shut her up
0114,11 2317 +10Zac : until she got the rest of the pack onto me
0114,11 2317 +10Zac : Now I'm all good with scraping out little girls
0114,11 2318 +10Zac : But when it's 5 vs 1 in a 3x1 metre confined space
0114,11 2318 +10Zac : it's a a tad more difficult to "win"
0114,11 2318 +10Zac : So I throw three of them overboard
0114,11 2318 +10Zac : and then the other two
0114,11 2318 +10Zac : Just somehow
0114,11 2318 +10Zac : manage to get under me
0114,11 2318 +10Zac : While I'm doing my trippy ninja shit
0114,11 2318 +10Zac : and throw me out
0114,11 2318 +10Zac : I'm like
0114,11 2319 +10Zac : "Hot damn, wtf just happened"
0114,11 2319 +10Zac : So I pull myself in the boat
0114,11 2319 +10Zac : Know they are gonna skite about it for the rest of the day
0114,11 2319 +10Zac : So just pour on the denial if anyone asked if I was pushed in
0114,11 2319 +10Zac : >_>
0114,11 2320 +10Zac : Anyway
0114,11 2320 +10Zac : That group ends
0114,11 2320 +10Zac : And the next group
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0114,11 2320 +10Zac : are the group of the pussy girls that are all posh, with nail polish and shit on
0114,11 2321 +10Zac : So I choose them
0114,11 2321 +10Zac : Knowing I could get some fun from tormenting them
0114,11 2321 +10Zac : So, drift into the middle of the lake with the,
0114,11 2321 +10Zac : them*
0114,11 2321 +10Zac : get them all to come down to the end of the boat
0114,11 2321 +10Zac : I get the saftey rope there
0114,11 2322 +10Zac : And pull it towards us
0114,11 2322 +10Zac : And I'm like
0114,11 2322 +10Zac : Alright girls
0114,11 2322 +10Zac : See over there
0114,11 2322 +10Zac : *is pointing in a random direction*
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0114,11 2322 +10Zac : Can you guise see that awesome bird over there
0114,11 2322 +10Zac : So they all look
0114,11 2322 +10Zac : And I perfectly
0114,11 2322 +10Zac : like
0114,11 2322 +10Zac : 100% accuracy
0114,11 2323 +10Zac : Like i'd done it thousands of times before
0114,11 2323 +10Zac : flip the raft
0114,11 2323 +10Zac : right on top of them
0114,11 2323 +10Zac : And I manage to get out of the way just in time, to laugh my ass off
0114,11 2323 +10Zac : They were like
0114,11 2324 +10Zac : "Why did we not realise what you were doing"
0114,11 2324 +10Zac : Then they for some fucked reason decided to trust me
0114,11 2324 +10Zac : So I told them I was gonna play another raft game
0114,11 2324 +10Zac : called the helicopter
0114,11 2324 +10Zac : which is when someone stands on like
0114,11 2324 +10Zac : the front tip of the raft
0114,11 2325 +10Zac : And the people with the oars
0114,11 2325 +10Zac : make it spin
0114,11 2325 +10Zac : so the person on front
0114,11 2325 +10Zac : gets hell dizzy
0114,11 2325 +10Zac : and tends to fall in
0114,11 2325 +10Zac : So that goes on for like 6 minutes for everyone to have a turn
0114,11 2325 +10Zac : then get back in the boat
0114,11 2326 +10Zac : And then it's closing time
0114,11 2326 +10Zac : Well
0114,11 2326 +10Zac : Not closing time
0114,11 2326 +10Zac : But time to start packing up
0114,11 2326 +10Zac : to head back to camp
0114,11 2326 +10Zac : So all the kids jump out of the raft
0114,11 2327 +10Zac : and swim the 400 odd metres back to the shore we get in/out from
0114,11 2327 +10Zac : I'm I'm left anone
0114,11 2328 +10Zac : alone*
0114,11 2328 +10Zac : With this raft
0114,11 2328 +10Zac : and a bunch of oars
0114,11 2328 +10Zac : So I just jump out
14,11 2328 10starthrower : who are u toking to???
0114,11 2328 +10Zac : and tow it behind me
0114,11 2328 +10Zac : No idea
0114,11 2328 +10Zac : Thought I would add this to my #localms logs
0114,11 2328 +10Zac : My days activities
0114,11 2328 +10Zac : Anyway
0114,11 2329 +10Zac : So we got all the kids to put all the gear onto the trailers
0114,11 2329 +10Zac : and then us instructors just tied it down
0114,11 2329 +10Zac : to make sure it was all good
0114,11 2329 +10Zac : And wouldn't fall off or anything
0114,11 2329 +10Zac : UND THUN
0114,11 2329 +10Zac : We drove the kids to the pools
0114,11 2329 +10Zac : cause one of our buses that we ordered to cart them around
0114,11 2330 +10Zac : was doing something else
0114,11 2330 +10Zac : So we had to take some in our van
0114,11 2330 +10Zac : Which was lucky we hadn't put any gear in it
0114,11 2330 +10Zac : we just chucked it all in our other van
0114,11 2330 +10Zac : So we got everyone to the pools
0114,11 2330 +10Zac : and then we left to go put the gear back in the garage
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0114,11 2331 +10Zac : (Where everything is stored)
0114,11 2331 +10Zac : So
0114,11 2331 +10Zac : Me and Telly stayed
0114,11 2331 +10Zac : while everyone decided to go home
0114,11 2331 +10Zac : (The other intructors, not the kids)
0114,11 2331 +10Zac : Me and Telly, decided to see what the kids were having for dinner
0114,11 2331 +10Zac : And if it was good
0114,11 2331 +10Zac : we would stay with them
0114,11 2331 +10Zac : and ear w/e they were eatings
0114,11 2332 +10Zac : eat*
0114,11 2332 +10Zac : So, we saw what it was
0114,11 2332 +10Zac : Speggeti Bolegnese
0114,11 2332 +10Zac : however you spell it
0114,11 2332 +10Zac : And we both decided we didn't want that
0114,11 2333 +10Zac : So Telly dropped me off at my house
0114,11 2333 +10Zac : I came home
14,11 2333 @10Diabllo : wut
0114,11 2333 +10Zac : Guess what my mum was fucking cooking?
0114,11 2333 +10Zac : Spaggetti Bolegnase
0114,11 2333 +10Zac : I was like "Gosh Darnit"
0114,11 2333 +10Zac : SO ate dinner
0114,11 2333 +10Zac : then came onto the computer
0114,11 2334 +10Zac : suddenly remembering my keyboard wasn't working
0114,11 2334 +10Zac : So I reinstalled drivers
0114,11 2334 +10Zac : all the shit
0114,11 2334 +10Zac : changed ports
0114,11 2334 +10Zac : and omgwtfbbq
0114,11 2334 +10Zac : it worked
0114,11 2334 +10Zac : then joined #localMS
0114,11 2334 +10Zac : and that's it
0114,11 2334 +10Zac : 4END OF ZAC'S DAY FOR 18/03/2008
0114,11 2335 +10Zac : It's now 11.34
0114,11 2335 +10Zac : I thought my day was quite complete
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1414,11 2335 10?14 +10Zac streaches his fingers
1314,11 2335 10Reina : Zac, do you realize that nobody else has talked for around 37 lines now? [excluding diabllo]
0114,11 2335 +10Zac : Reina: Yes
14,11 2335 10iArExReApEr : o.o
0114,11 2335 +10Zac : Everyone should so read my story
0114,11 2336 +10Zac : I lol @ iArExReApEr
0114,11 2336 +10Zac : He joined just as I finished
0114,11 2336 +10Zac : I think he planned this
0114,11 2336 +10Zac : :<
14,11 2337 10iArExReApEr : o.O
14,11 2337 10iArExReApEr : lol
0114,11 2337 +10Zac : That was like
0114,11 2337 +10Zac : 300 lines
0114,11 2337 +10Zac : of me telling about my day
0114,11 2337 +10Zac : And like
0114,11 2337 +10Zac : Nobody talked
0114,11 2337 +10Zac : throughout the whole thing
0114,11 2338 +10Zac : except the little tidbits
1414,11 2338 10?14 +10Zac saves his story in a "my day" folder
0114,11 2339 +10Zac : Dammit
0114,11 2339 +10Zac : Reina: Did you read it :> ?