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(8:53:45 PM) Austin: CONTROLING
(8:53:56 PM) Erika Nowtazke: I'm controling?
(8:53:59 PM) Erika Nowtazke: or ur controlign?
(8:54:12 PM) Austin: woah erika i'm not that into you
(8:54:17 PM) Austin: i was talking about smidt
(8:55:15 PM) Austin: and how she can't spell
(8:55:43 PM) Erika Nowtazke: AHA
(8:55:55 PM) Erika Nowtazke: she said you can spell it both ways lol
(8:56:04 PM) Erika Nowtazke: you dictionary.comed it didnt' you.
(8:56:09 PM) Austin: three dictionaries 
(8:56:17 PM) Austin: merriam webster, dictionary.com and thefreedictionary.com
(8:56:20 PM) Austin: it's in none of them
(8:56:59 PM) Erika Nowtazke: u freakign crack me up
(8:57:11 PM) Erika Nowtazke: did you print them all out to rub in her face tomarrow
(8:57:20 PM) Austin: nah
(8:57:39 PM) Austin: she's actually on good terms with me right now 
(8:57:50 PM) Austin: and i don't want her to hate me as much as i hate her 
(8:58:08 PM) Erika Nowtazke: lmao
(8:58:09 PM) Erika Nowtazke: nice
(8:59:40 PM) Austin: she's pretty nice one-to-one
(8:59:45 PM) Austin: but she's still a crappy teacher 
(9:00:00 PM) Erika Nowtazke: you have a lot of one on one time with her do ya afrosims?
(9:00:37 PM) Austin: i had to make up a vocab quiz 
(9:00:40 PM) Austin: it's not what you think
(9:00:46 PM) Austin: and then i fixed her computers
(9:01:25 PM) Erika Nowtazke: ;)
(9:01:36 PM) Erika Nowtazke: i bet u fixed her computer
(9:01:47 PM) Austin: noooooooooo
(9:01:52 PM) Austin: i would NEVER 
(9:02:07 PM) Austin: i would sooner be the last human on earth
(9:03:10 PM) Erika Nowtazke: what if you two were
(9:03:26 PM) Erika Nowtazke: you had to keep the human race going
(9:03:30 PM) Austin: no
(9:03:48 PM) Austin: any humans that spewed forth from that uterus would be not humans but beasts
(9:04:08 PM) Austin: i would never forgive myself
(9:06:06 PM) Erika Nowtazke: lmao
(9:07:04 PM) Austin: erika, can you guess the size of a man's penis from the way he acts and looks 
(9:07:09 PM) Austin: do women have a detector or something
(9:07:42 PM) Erika Nowtazke: i think we do.
(9:07:51 PM) Erika Nowtazke: but we don't refer to eachother on it though
(9:08:11 PM) Austin: ok, kevin and i would put mr. richards around 2-3 inches
(9:08:16 PM) Austin: what do you think
(9:08:49 PM) Erika Nowtazke: LMAO
(9:10:01 PM) Erika Nowtazke: UGH freaking a.
(9:10:11 PM) Erika Nowtazke: now this image is in my head... yuck man lol