All pastes #973403 Raw Edit

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·published 2008-04-06 02:21 UTC
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on $*:TEXT:/^[@!]Cookie/si:#:{
  Set %cookieis $rand(1,6 )
  if (%cookieis == 1) { msg $chan So you want some cookies do ya $nick $+ ?
    describe $chan Gives $nick a handfull of pumpkin cookie crumbs.
  } 
  if (%Cookieis == 2) { Msg $chan Want cookies $nick $+ ? Here ya go!
    describe $chan hands a plate full of fresh baked chocolate chip cookies to $nick $+ .
  }
  if (%Cookieis == 3) { msg $chan You'd like some cookies, yes $nick $+ ?
    describe $chan hands $nick a gaint oatmeal rasin cookie $+ .
  }
  if (%cookieis == 4) { msg $chan Cookies? For you $nick $+ ? Of course!
    describe $chan tosses a bag of butter cookies to $nick $+ .
  }
  if (%cookieis == 5) { msg $chan Urm... I guess you can have some cookies $nick $+ ...
    describe $chan digs through the trash and tosses some moldy cookies to $nick $+ .
  }
  if (%cookieis == 6) { msg $chan Cookies! Dude I love cookies $nick $+ ! You want some? Here ya go!
    describe $chan hands off a giant plate of sugar cookies to $nick  $+ .
  }