alias F9 {
var %birth.month = May
var %birth.day = 13
var %birth.year = 1988
var %birth.time = 00:00:00
var %i = $calc($ctime - $ctime(%birth.month %birth.day %birth.year %birth.time)), %j = $calc($ctime(%birth.month %birth.day $asctime(yyyy) %birth.time) - $ctime)
if (%j < 0) { var %j = $calc($ctime(%birth.month %birth.day $calc($asctime(yyyy) +1) %birth.time) - $ctime) }
var %age = $calc(%i / 3600 / 24 / 365.25))
me is $+ %age $+ years old, with a birthday in $+ $datexpander($duration(%j,2),mwd) $+
}