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#97024 ·published 2006-07-23 10:01 UTC
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L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
make a script that makes me a ham sandwich
L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
that would be leet
L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
 
bryan says:
i done that once
bryan says:
but it liek freezes when theres no ham
bryan says:
 
L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
it like opens my frig
L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
and wips out teh ham n cheese
bryan says:
i swear
bryan says:
alias gethamsandwitch {
 var %i = 1
 while (%i) {
 if (%i = 1) { echo Opening the fridg. }
 if (%i = 2) { echo Closing the fridg. } 
 if (%i = 3) { echo OMFG NO HAM }
 set %i 3
 }
}
L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
NO HAM!?
L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
WTF

L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
*hopes on the mopad*
L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
hops.
L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
:/
bryan says:
thow dat bitch in da remotes n type /gethamsandwitch
bryan says:
Ya.. surly to work.
L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
lol
bryan says:
lol
bryan says:
u done it
bryan says:
LOL
L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
 
bryan says:
ROFL
L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
name keeps as havok..
L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
_
bryan says:
did it go "THERE IS NO HAM"
L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
no
L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
it said
bryan says:
damn.
L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
OMFG I NEED HAM 
L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
:/
bryan says:
LOL
L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
gawsh
L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
i so wanted a ham sandwich
L4[w]le$$ - WTF..ITS NOT SNORLAX ITS BORLAX. says:
u got my hopes up..