Unnamed

  // fuck it, I'm gonna throw exceptions as opposed to implementing an event handler.. class UExcept extends Exception {  const INTERNAL = 2;  const GENERIC = 0;   const WARNING = 1;     public $definitions = array();   public $messages;  public $code = self::INTERNAL;   public function __construct($message = null, $code = self::INTERNAL) {      $this->messages = array(); 	return parent::__construct($message, $code);   }   public function getmessage() {     if(is_numeric($this->message) && array_key_exists($self::definitions, $this->message))       return $this->messages[$this->message]; 	elseif(is_array($this->message)) { 	  foreach($this->message as $key) 	    array_push($this->messages, $self::definitions[$this->message] 	      ? $self::definitions[$this->message] 		    : 		);      return (array)$this->messages();     }	else	  return parent::getmessage();   }   public function format($format = " &nbsp; - %s<br />\n") {     $r = '';     $t = $this->getmessage(); 	if(!is_array($t)) 	  $t = (array)$t;	foreach($t as $v) 	  $t .= sprintf($format, $v);  	return $t;   }   public function register($list) { $self::definitions = array_merge((array)$self::definitions, $list); }   public function uexit($message=null) {    if($message) 	  print '<b>' . $message . '<\b>' . "\n";   } } UExcept::register(array(   user::ERR_EXISTS => 'The username you requested is already in use. Please, choose another.',    user::ERR_INVALID_USER => 'The username you requested contains invalid characters. Please choose another. <i>(Acceptable characters include A-Z, 0-9, _, - and .)</i>',   user::ERR_INVALID_PWD=> 'Password must be atleast ' . UACCOUNT_PWDMIN . ' characters long.',   user::ERR_INVALID_EMAIL => 'The email address you supplied is invalid.'));