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#965372 ·published 2008-03-31 23:16 UTC
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sys {
  $iif($1 == -e,n.echo normal -atg,say) os: $n.osinfo :: cpu: $n.cpuinfo :: mem: $+($dedll(usedphysicalmem),/,$dedll(totalphysicalmem)) MB ( $+ $dedll(memoryload) $+ ) :: gfx: $dedll(videocard) ( $+ $replacecs($dedll(res),bpp,bit) $+ )
}
sysuptime {
  cuptime
  $iif($1 == -e,n.echo normal -atg,say) os: $n.osinfo (installed on $gettok($dedll(installdate),2-,44) $+ ) :: uptime: $dur($calc($ticks / 1000))
}
uptime {
  say 4My total uptime is 14 $+ $duration($online) $+ 4. Today i have been on mIRC for 14 $+ $uptime(mirc,2) $+ 4. 4I have been on 14 $+ $server 4for 14 $+ $uptime(server,1) $+ 4. My computer has been online for 14 $+ $uptime(system,1) 4while running Windows 14 $+ $os $+ 4.
}
ip {
  if ($ip) $iif($1 == -e,n.echo normal -atg,say) ip: $ip
  else n.echo normal -atg no ip found
}