Stuff

my $numberone = "22";
my $numbertwo = "55";
if ($numberone != $numbertwo) {
        print "$numberone is clearly less than $numbertwo.\n";
}

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my $numberthree = "77";

if ($numberone == $numbertwo) {
        print "Why would you think $numberone equals $numbertwo?\n";
} else {
        print "What does $numberthree have to do with any of this?\n";
}