Last time you consumed alcohol?
I was probably 16.. and I decided I didn't like the taste, and haven't had any since.
Have you ever stepped on a straightener?
No, but I've stepped on plenty of Lego.
Who and How do you feel about the person who texted you last?
My Wife and I love her with all my heart.
Have you ever been around someone who was high?
Not knowingly.
Do you like your life as of now?
Meh.
Last thing you purchased?
I got a bottle of orange squash from Tesco on my way to work this morning.
Where are you right now and how do you feel about where you are?
I'm at home, at my desk. I'm perfectly contented.
Do you like scented candles?
I love some of the vanilla/chocolate ones from Yankee Candles.
Ever kissed someone who smokes?
I did, but the less said about that the better.
How long have you been liking the person you currently like?
Well I've been married almost 6 years..
When is your birthday?
9th February
Did you have a good birthday last year?
Party? What's that?
What do you want?
A shitload of money would solve a lot of problems right now.
Favourite colour?
I've always fancied Orange.
Where are you going on vacation next?
If it ever happens, it'll probably be America to visit the in-laws.
Three days from now will, you be in a relationship?
I hope so, unless something goes very horribly wrong!
What does your last text say, who's it from?
"Testing" from my Wife, who had just bought a new mobile phone (Samsung G600)
Do you lead people on?
Not at all.
Have you ever told someone of the preferred sex you loved them and meant it?
Yes, very much so.
Is there anyone who doesn't like you because of something you didn't even do?
Not that I'm aware of.
As of today, do you like anyone?
What kind of question is that?
Have you kissed anyone in the past 48 hours?
Kissed my wife as I left for work this morning.
Do you like your first name?
Can't complain.
Do you like to cuddle?
Definitely.
Do you have any siblings?
A sister, a half-sister, and a half-brother.
Where do you want to live?
I'm quite happy right here.
Did you cry today?
No.
What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
I was just finishing up my shower.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Eating dinner (Spam Fritters and potato bites)
What was something that happened to you in 1995?
I turned 15.
Three words to explain why you last threw up?
Icky stomach bug.
What is the weather like today?
Sunny and clear.
Where did your last hug take place?
At home.
What was the last thing you said aloud?
"Rain?" whilst discussing the weather with my Wife.
Last person you slept next to?
My Wife.
Do you laugh a lot?
Not a great deal.
Are you ticklish?
On my lower back and sides especially.
What is the next concert you're going to?
Nothing planned.
What is the biggest disappointment to you lately?
My Wife had her disability living allowance discontinued.
When was the last time you used a skateboard?
Almost 20 years ago.
Was today a good day?
Can't complain -- boss was out of the office for most of it.
What are you listening to?
The news on the TV behind me.
Who made you smile the most today?
My boss who was telling me something funny, but I can't remember what it was.