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[00:39:09] ::: Query with (Yourmother)/(~andy_26_m@78.148.204.24) opened on (Wednesday, March 26th 2008, 00:39:09).
[00:39:09] ::: Total queries: (5)/(~0.3 per day)
[00:39:09] ::: Queries today: (1)
[00:39:09] ::: Common channels: (#gmod)
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[00:39:09] [Yourmother]: Hi
[00:39:25] [Fragmatic]: Hi there!
[00:39:39] [Yourmother]: You said speak of the devil before, you meant me?
[00:39:50] [Fragmatic]: Why yes, yes I did!
[00:40:00] [Yourmother]: lol what's your name on FPS?
[00:40:03] [Fragmatic]: How does that make you feel?
[00:40:05] [Fragmatic]: curious?
[00:40:09] [Fragmatic]: Excited?
[00:40:16] [Yourmother]: curious
[00:40:18] [Fragmatic]: Oooh, I'll stick with curious!
[00:40:34] [Yourmother]: I miss anything good then?
[00:40:47] [Fragmatic]: Only the nightly morris dancing
[00:40:57] [Yourmother]: no, I mean about me
[00:41:11] [Fragmatic]: It is a mystery!
[00:41:30] [Yourmother]: ok
[00:41:55] [Yourmother]: anything from garry about me is total BS, just so you know
[00:42:09] [Fragmatic]: ARE YOU TRYING TO CLEAR YOUR NAME?
[00:42:14] [Fragmatic]: YOU'RE A MARKED MAN MR!
[00:42:21] [Yourmother]: marked?
[00:42:38] [Fragmatic]: Marked with the spoff of shame!
[00:42:50] [Yourmother]: I haven't done anything wrong and no I don't want my FPS account back
[00:42:54] [Yourmother]: are you an admin on FPS?
[00:43:07] [Fragmatic]: ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!
[00:43:08] [Fragmatic]: HUH?!
[00:43:14] [Yourmother]: WTF?
[00:43:16] [Fragmatic]: GO AHEAD PUNK, MAKE MY DAY!
[00:43:17] [Yourmother]: paranoia
[00:43:18] [Yourmother]: lol
[00:43:39] [Fragmatic]: What?
[00:43:46] [Yourmother]: not threatening anyone
[00:43:48] [Fragmatic]: Are you ok?
[00:43:51] [Fragmatic]: threatening?
[00:44:03] : Fragmatic is confused
[00:44:15] [Yourmother]: Hmmmmmm, is this AliceBot? :P
[00:44:33] [Fragmatic]: No, this is Fragmatic, numbnuts.
[00:44:48] [Yourmother]: soundded like a simplistic AI chatbot for a sec
[00:44:57] [Yourmother]: =)
[00:45:16] [Fragmatic]: ... right. Are you SURE you're ok? You're not making sense
[00:45:42] [Yourmother]: just wondering what your name on FPS is, I don't recognize "fragmatic"
[00:46:02] [Fragmatic]: That's because you're not down with the cool kids.
[00:46:08] [Yourmother]: lol
[00:46:23] [Yourmother]: so was garry busy slagging me off just now?
[00:47:16] [Fragmatic]: Wait, you're in the UK?
[00:47:22] [Yourmother]: uhm, yes
[00:47:26] [Yourmother]: why?
[00:47:55] [Fragmatic]: Where abouts?
[00:48:19] [Yourmother]: somewhere
[00:48:27] [Yourmother]: you've not answered any of my questions
[00:48:34] [Fragmatic]: Somewhere?
[00:48:55] [Fragmatic]: That's a funny place name? Where's that? I'm guessing it's somewhere in the UK.
[00:49:01] [Fragmatic]: probably somewhere shitty like wales
[00:49:06] [Yourmother]: nah
[00:49:13] [Fragmatic]: Hmmm
[00:49:15] [Yourmother]: bet you're in a gay little town in the west midlands
[00:49:19] [Fragmatic]: I'm gonna take a stab at near london?
[00:49:41] [Fragmatic]: Nope, terribly sorry, but I'm a southerner.
[00:49:45] [Yourmother]: oh dear
[00:49:56] [Fragmatic]: Oooh, a northener!
[00:50:23] [Fragmatic]: Do you wear a kilt and toss cabers?
[00:50:27] [Yourmother]: nope
[00:50:31] [Fragmatic]: Pfft.
[00:50:35] [Fragmatic]: what DO you do then?
[00:50:42] [Yourmother]: your momma
[00:51:31] [Fragmatic]: So you're a necrophiliac by trade? Nice, how's that working out?
[00:51:40] [Yourmother]: it's fun
[00:51:43] [Fragmatic]: All that grave digging must be hard work.
[00:51:59] [Yourmother]: yeah, so what was being said when I came in?
[00:52:07] [Fragmatic]: (PS - your feeble attempts at insults aren't really doing very well here)
[00:52:20] [Fragmatic]: ZOMG UR MUMZ LAWLS I R WIT!
[00:52:42] [Yourmother]: I guess you must be one of garry's cronies then
[00:52:47] [Fragmatic]: Nope.
[00:52:48] [Yourmother]: one of his Internet henchmen
[00:52:57] [Fragmatic]: I may be a moderator, but I'm certainly not a suckup.
[00:53:09] [Yourmother]: then tell me what was being said, no doubt it was all lies
[00:53:18] [Fragmatic]: But thanks for that, I love it when people make assumptions about me
[00:53:49] [Fragmatic]: Garry said nothing about you.
[00:54:05] [Yourmother]: oh ok....
[00:54:44] [Yourmother]: apparently hezzy is encouraging him to have me locked up
[00:55:05] [Fragmatic]: Judging from the forum thread (which you could probably read because you have "SO MANY IP'S!!!!!"), the insults used by you in emails and what you're using now (here we are, back to the "your mum" thing), I have no doubt in believing that you sir are an incredibly rare specimen of a prat.
[00:55:41] [Yourmother]: now who's making assumptions
[00:55:53] [Fragmatic]: Alas, I have evidence to back it up.
[00:56:01] [Yourmother]: I never noticed any forums thread, I've only been looking in the refugee camp
[00:56:06] [Fragmatic]: You just PRESUMED I was a suckup.
[00:56:21] [Yourmother]: most people in here seem to be
[00:56:30] [Fragmatic]: Well, if you have all these wonderful IP addresses, why don't you check the thread - it's in general discussion.
[00:56:36] [Yourmother]: ok, thanks
[00:57:22] [Yourmother]: title? lol
[00:58:01] [Fragmatic]: You'll know it when you see it ;)
[00:59:10] [Yourmother]: a thread I've already contributed to?
[00:59:18] [Yourmother]: or new one in my honour? :P
[00:59:31] [Fragmatic]: The forum has a search function - try using it.
[00:59:43] [Fragmatic]: "Honour" is hardly the best description.
[01:00:03] [Yourmother]: I gave up on the search a long time ago, ok, where are you Mr search....