Wow!!
So first the Ganon Canon flies out of this big hole and is like IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZERS. Then out of nowhere Metaknight's Ship is like LOLSUP and Ganondorf is all like I'M FIRIN' MOAR LAZERS. The ship is then all like bawwwww because it exploded and Ganondorf loled, but then it was like I heard Wolf say, "I can't let you do that Star Ganondorf" and then all the other ships flew out of even more nowhere and were like PEWPEWPEWPEW. Then the Ganon Canon fought back with some PEWPEWPEW too, but all the ships were like VWOOSHWOOSH and dodged like crazy! Then out of even moar nowhere Kirby flew down on a LANDMASTA and blasted right through that Ganon Canon and it was all BAAABOOOSHHWOOSOOZKZZZRTZK. Ganondorf was clearly angry and as he and Bowser went back into the black hole he was like, "Crazy kids, don't know the value of a dollar."
And thus, the day was won by the heroes and they all flew into the black hole. Olimar and his klunky ship were taking up the rear, but then his mom got scared and said, "you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air" He whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything he could say that this cab was rare, but he thought now forget it, yo homes to bel-air! He pulled up to a house about seven or eight and he yelled to the cabby "yo, homes smell you later" He looked at his kingdom he was finally there, to settle his throne as the prince of bel-air.