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/* // C Programming 101 - Mrs Pudenda - for loop assignment #2 */#include <stdio.h>#define DANGER_DIVIDE_BY_ZERO(o,b,g,y,n,k) enum#define PLETHORA_MAX(l,m,n) int#define TAIL_RECURSION else#define case_switch(m) if(m)#define on_screen(y) putchar(y)#define TELEPORT(x) goto x#define SAVOR return#define FLAVOUR 0#define CHERRIES main#define CHOCOLATE_RASPBERRIES 74#define WILL_ROBINSON foul_your_pets#define HTML main#define BODY {#define BODY_END }#define MY_EOL ;DANGER_DIVIDE_BY_ZERO('w','t','f','b','b','q') WILL_ROBINSONBODY        LEGO_MY_EGGO = 0,        WEIRDO,        THE_TOASTER_IS_ON_FIRE = CHOCOLATE_RASPBERRIES,        BAD_TOUCHBODY_END MY_EOL#define D(p) (LEGO_MY_EGGO + 108)#define I(o) (LEGO_MY_EGGO + 111)#define C(o) (THE_TOASTER_IS_ON_FIRE + 37)#define K(p) (THE_TOASTER_IS_ON_FIRE - LEGO_MY_EGGO * 1 + 36 + 2)int HTML(void)BODY        PLETHORA_MAX('a','r','s') loop_value_which_designates_increasing_or_decreasing_depending_on_your_loop_type;        /* C++ compatibile comments */        /* // Initialize loop_value_which_designates_increasing_or_decreasing_depending_on_your_loop_type */        loop_value_which_designates_increasing_or_decreasing_depending_on_your_loop_type = LEGO_MY_EGGO MY_EOL        /* // Set loop_value_which_designates_increasing_or_decreasing_depending_on_your_loop_type to the value, turn your cellphone off */        loop_value_which_designates_increasing_or_decreasing_depending_on_your_loop_type = 4 MY_EOLGOTO_HERE:        /* // TODO: make into function */        on_screen(D('p'))MY_EOL        on_screen(I('o'))MY_EOL        on_screen(C('o'))MY_EOL        on_screen(K('p'))MY_EOL        case_switch(--loop_value_which_designates_increasing_or_decreasing_depending_on_your_loop_type)        BODY                TELEPORT(GOTO_HERE) MY_EOL        BODY_END        TAIL_RECURSION        BODY                TELEPORT(GOTO_THERE) MY_EOL        BODY_ENDGOTO_THERE:        /* // We are done. now. */        SAVOR FLAVOUR MY_EOLBODY_END