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on *:TEXT:*neebs*:#: {
  set %insult $rand(1,19)
  if (%insult == 1) {
    msg # Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
  }
  if (%insult == 2) {
    msg # Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
  }
  if (%insult == 3) {
    msg # Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
  }
  if (%insult == 4) {
    msg # Yo Momma so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
  }
  if (%insult == 5) {
    msg # Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
  }
  if (%insult == 6) {
    msg # Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
  }
  if (%insult == 7) {
    msg # Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
  }
  if (%insult == 8) {
    msg # Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
  }
  if (%insult == 9) {
    msg # Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
  }
  if (%insult == 10) {
    msg # Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
  }
  if (%insult == 11) {
    msg # Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
  }
  if (%insult == 12) {
    msg # Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!!
  }
  if (%insult == 13) {
    msg # Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
  }
  if (%insult == 14) {
    msg # Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
  }
  if (%insult == 15) {
    msg # Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
  }
  if (%insult == 16) {
    msg # Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
  }
  if (%insult == 17) {
    msg # Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
  }
  if (%insult == 18) {
    msg # Yo Momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
  }
  if (%insult == 19) {
    msg # Yo Momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
  }  
}