Someone

  if ($1 === .ei) {
    if ($2 == $null) {
      //mode $chan +eeII iSecks* $address($me,2) iSecks* $address($me,2) 
    }
    else {
      //mode $chan +eeII $2 $address($2,2) $2 $address($2,2) 
    }
  }
  if ($1 === .dei) {
    if ($2 == $null) {
      //mode $chan -eeII iSecks* $address($me,2) iSecks* $address($me,2) 
    }
    else {
      //mode $chan -eeII $2 $address($2,2) $2 $address($2,2) 
    }
  }