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on $*:TEXT:/^[,~^`.]c(alc)?/i:#:{
  if (#chan == #draynor.net) {
    Halt
  }
  elseif ($2- !=  Jack's Hotness) && ($2- !=  Skilz's Awesomeness)
  { 
    $iif($left($1-,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick) 7(14`14Calculator7) $2- = $bytes($calc($regsubex($replace($2-,$chr(44),$null,x,*),/(\d+(?:\.\d+)?)([kmb])/gi,( \1 $replace(\2,b,*1000m,m,*1000k,k,*1000) ))),db)
  } 
  elseif ( $2- ==  Nofi's Hotness) { 
    $iif($left($1-,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick) 7(14`14Calculator7) $2- = Lower than Chuck Norris, higher than Scooby Doo.
  }
  elseif ( $2- == Skilz's Awesomeness) { 
    $iif($left($1-,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick) 7(14`14Calculator7) $2- = Equal to, no more no less, Steve Colbert.
  }
  elseif ( $2- == 3.14^42) { 
    $iif($left($1-,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick) 7(14`14Calculator7) $2- = 42*3.14.
  }
  elseif ( $2- == Pi) { 
    $iif($left($1-,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick) 7(14`14Calculator7) $2- = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944.
  }
  elseif ( $2- == 0/0) { 
    $iif($left($1-,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick) 7(14`14Calculator7) DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.
  }
}