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on *:TEXT:.m:#: { if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) { /mode $chan +m } }
on *:TEXT:.k:#: { if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) { /cs kick $chan $2 } }
on *:TEXT:.o:#: { if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) { /mode $chan +o $2 } }
on *:TEXT:.h:#: { if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) { /mode $chan +h $2 } }
on *:TEXT:.kb:#: { if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) { /cs $chan $2 } }
on *:TEXT:.dev:#: { if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) { /mode $chan -v $2 } }
on *:TEXT:.deo:#: { if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) { /mode $chan -o $2 } }
on *:TEXT:.deh:#: { if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) { /mode $chan -h $2 } }
on *:TEXT:.m:#: { if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) { /mode $chan +m } }
on *:TEXT:.-m:#: { if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) { /mode $chan -m } }
on *:TEXT:.v:#: { if ($address($nick,2) == $address($me,2)) { /mode $chan +v $2 } }