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on *:INPUT:#: {
  if ( $1 == -m ) /mode $chan -m $2-
  if ( $1 == +m ) /mode $chan +m $2-
  if ( $1 = +v ) mode $chan +v $$2
  if ( $1 = -v ) mode $chan -v $$2
  if ( $1 = +o ) mode $chan +o $$2
  if ( $1 = -o ) mode $chan -o $$2
  if ( $1 == +b ) mode $chan +b $address($2,2)
  if ( $1 == -b ) mode $chan -b $address($2,2)
  if ( $1 == -i ) /mode $chan -i $2-
  if ( $1 == +i ) /mode $chan +i $2-
  if ( $1 == +e ) mode $chan +e $address($2,2)
  if ( $1 == -e ) mode $chan -e $address($2,2)
  if ($1 == .add) /cs access # add $2 $3
  if ($1 == .inv) /invite $2 #
  if ( $1 = +h ) mode $chan +h $$2
  if ( $1 = -h ) mode $chan -h $$2
}