Mine

    "Where am I?"
    "In the Village."
    "What do you want?"
    "Information."
    "Whose side are you on?"
    "That would be telling."
    "We want information. Information. Information!"
    "You won't get it."
    "By hook or by crook, we will."
    "Who are you?"
    "The new Number 2." (This may vary)
    "Who is Number 1?"
    "You are Number 6."
    "I am not a number — I am a free man!"
    (Laughter from Number 2.)