on *:TEXT:hi:?: msg $nick hello $+
on *:TEXT:hello:?: msg $nick hi $+
on *:TEXT:can you help me?:?: msg $nick sure, type !help $+
on *:TEXT:how are you?:?: msg $nick fine thanks :) $+
on *:TEXT:are you a person?:?: msg $nick nope, im a bot $+
on *:TEXT:i dont get it!:?: msg $nick think about it $+
on *:TEXT:I DONT GET IT!:?: msg $nick THINK $+
on *:TEXT:what?:?: msg $nick im not saying it twice $+
on *:TEXT:why?:?: msg $nick no reason $+
on *:TEXT:when?:?: msg $nick whenever $+
on *:TEXT:where?:?: msg $nick wherever $+
on *:TEXT:how?:?: msg $nick i dunno $+
on *:TEXT:i am stuck:?: msg no problem, type !help $+
on *:TEXT:thanks:?: msg $nick no problem :) $+
on *:TEXT:thank you:?: msg $nick no problem :) $+
on *:TEXT:i need some help:?: msg $nick ok, type !help $+
on *:TEXT:i need help:?: msg $nick ok, type !help $+
on *:TEXT:i need your help:?: msg $nick ok, type !help $+
on *:TEXT:stfu:?: msg $nick no u! $+
on *:TEXT:stfu bot:?: msg $nick NO U $+
on *:TEXT:bye:?: msg $nick c ya later $+
on *:TEXT:bb:?: msg $nick bye $+
on *:TEXT:sup:?: msg $nick nothin much, just chillin $+
on *:TEXT:sup?:?: msg $nick on *:TEXT:sup:?: msg $nick c ya later $+ $+
on *:TEXT:haha:?: msg $nick something funny? $+
on *:TEXT:heh:?: msg $nick something funny? $+
on *:TEXT:lol:?: msg $nick something funny? $+
on *:TEXT:die:?: msg $nick NO U $+