Tom Cruise waited. The Celebrity Center spotlights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were aliens in his body. He didn't see them, but had audited them now for years. His warnings to Commodore Hubbard were
not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Tom was a Scientologist for 14 years. When he was young he watched the Orgs and he said to Val "I want to be in the Orgs Val."
Val said "No! You will BE BRAINWASH BY ALIENS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got craziered he stopped. But now in the Flag Base of the CoS he knew there were aliens.
"This is Source" the HCOPL crackered. "You must audit the aliens!"
So Tom gotted his e-meter and turned the Tone Arm.
"HE GOING TO EoC US" said the aliens
"I will exteriorize him" said the BT and he restimulated Incident Two.
Tom Tone 40d at him and tried to blow mass. But then the needle fell and they were enturbulated and unable to clear.
"No! I must audit the aliens" he shouted
The HCOPL said "No, Tom. You are the aliens."
And then Tom was a Thetan.