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- PriceChild
- Saturday, March 8th, 2008 at 2:36:49am UTC
- : : MAD CAP'N TOM : :
- He has POLICIES
- He has EXPERIENCE
- He has A DUCK ON HIS SHOULDER
- POLICIES
- * Cutlasses fer all
- * All YUSU officers t'be trained in swordfighting
- * Cannon on Central Hall pointed at th' Vice-Chancellor's house.
- * Plundering o' Lancaster University
- * Discount rum in all bars
- * Hammocks at Union Senate for easier napping
- * Society budgets t'be paid in gold doubloons
- * Demolish half of Goodricke-Vanbrugh bridge, leave the rest as a long plank fer us t' be makin' the uni admin walk
- * Pharmacy on campus
- EXPERIENCE
- * Only candidate t'be interviewed on Newsround
- * Five gold runs on Blockbusters
- * Runs the British part of Talk Like A Pirate Day
- * Former society chair (and Great Uncle Bulgaria)
- * Has released a charity single
- DUCK ON SHOULDER
- * is called Brian
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