Benny: "How are you gentlemen. This morning at oh three hundred we received a call from the local police. Terrorists have stormed an office building and taken approximately 8 hostages, claiming they will kill them unless their demands are met." sounds weird with microsoft sam ._.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: LOL
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Yes, I bet it does :/
Benny: it#s just a test sentence
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Nah, just imagined it in my head
Kentucky Fried Zombie: lololol
Benny: ._.
Benny: oh for fuck's sake
Benny: This machinima is going to be impossible to do.
Benny: without voice actors
Kentucky Fried Zombie: :/
Benny: It's ture.
Benny: er
Benny: true
Benny: :/
Benny: I fucking fail at spelling.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Lul, that kinda applies for any machinima
Benny: what does
Kentucky Fried Zombie: the
Kentucky Fried Zombie: "fail without voice actors"
Benny: yeah :/
Benny: Maybe we could pioneer a machinima
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...
Benny: where we use text
Benny: ._
Benny: .
Kentucky Fried Zombie: WAnt to make a pole dancing g-man machinima instead?
Kentucky Fried Zombie: lolololol
Benny: no thanks
Benny: What we could do
Benny: Is do the 7 hour war
Benny: ..
Kentucky Fried Zombie: With a pole dancing..
Kentucky Fried Zombie: HEADCRAB!>
Benny: no
Kentucky Fried Zombie: D:
Benny: Srsly though
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Let's face it.
Benny: Nobody's ever touched it.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: We are bullshitting.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: There is nothing
Kentucky Fried Zombie: NOTHING
Benny: ?!?
Kentucky Fried Zombie: we can do without voice actors
Benny: An all-action video?
Kentucky Fried Zombie: LOL
Kentucky Fried Zombie: gay
Kentucky Fried Zombie: "I don't quite get why these people are shooting, but I find this interesting anyway"
Benny: I mean
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Yes, that's going to happen ._.
Benny: idiot
Benny: Don't be so fucking retarded.
Benny: For the sake of proving a point.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: lololol
Benny: OBVIOUSLY there's be an intro telling the audience.
Benny: there'll L/
Benny: :/
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Wow, this feels like "Benny and the Chief"
Benny: Anyway, there'd be a text intro saying about how the 7 hour war has never been seen before etc.
Benny: then it cuts to places around the world
Benny: with the combine invading
Kentucky Fried Zombie: And we watch a load of fagcakes fighting each other?
Kentucky Fried Zombie: oyey
Benny: yes
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I sense...gay
Benny: What's the problem?
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Errr
Kentucky Fried Zombie: It's a dumb idea.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: That is the problem.
Benny: This wouldn't be an episodic machinima...
Benny: Just a video.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: It would be "boring".
Kentucky Fried Zombie: It would be like watching people play HL2 deathmatch.
Benny: I think there'd be a little more to that.
Benny: Like there's never any fighting sequences in movies?
Benny: Where it's just fighting?
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Yes, but that isn't the point. There is a difference between part of a movie being action and having a 10 second intro followed by watching two robots shoot one another.
Benny: How many times have people boo'd at the screen when fighting starts because they want "dialogue".
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...LOL
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Okay
Kentucky Fried Zombie: You're going to be pigheaded about this.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Go ahead.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Make it.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I'll lol @ 20 viewers / year
Benny: JESUS I'm not saying make a huge movie.
Benny: Just a re-enactment of something.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...no
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Look, like I said
Kentucky Fried Zombie: You can make it, sure
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I think it is retarded.
Benny: I can't think of anything else we could do without dialogue.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: There is nothing.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I would rather make none than a half baked retarded one, though.
Benny: What, our CS one isn't half baked retarded?
Benny: CT's killing T's with computer voices?
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Not really, no. There is some kind of character ideas at least behind them.
Benny: IT'D BE LIKE WATCHING PEOPLE PLAY CS.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Not just
Kentucky Fried Zombie: "oHI I R A COMBIEN LOL"
Kentucky Fried Zombie: "OHI I R INOECENT"
Kentucky Fried Zombie: "O LETS FITE"
Kentucky Fried Zombie: "LOL K
Benny: Yeah, that's what my idea was ._.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: "R U ENJOYING 7 MINTUEZ OF TIS?!"
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Yes, actually, it was.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Look, like I said
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Go ahead if you want.
Benny: Yeah, I had them say all that.
Benny: Gordon Freeman never speaks ._.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...ROFL
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Yes
Kentucky Fried Zombie: BUt that is an FPS
Kentucky Fried Zombie: You are
Benny: WAIT
Kentucky Fried Zombie: PLAYING
Benny: WAIT
Kentucky Fried Zombie: it
Benny: WAIT
Benny: I said it too early.
Benny: I meant
Benny: I had this idea of including
Benny: black mesa
Benny: having it show what happened
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...It feels like we are going back to when they could not have audio in movies.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: That is not an upgrade. It is a fail.
Benny: What the fuck?
Benny: I barely said a sentence and you're passing judgement on it.
Benny: My idea is to show parts of the black mesa "massacre"
Benny: and then move onto the combine invasion
Benny: possibly the resistance fighting back
Benny: whilst having text at the bottom of the screen
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Why would anyone want to actually see that though? It's literally like watching a combine vs a human fight.
Benny: saying where it is
Benny: Well if we do it well
Benny: it could be good
Kentucky Fried Zombie: No, no, it couldn't.
Benny: I'm not saying spawn some rebels and combine and watch them squirm.
Benny: I'm saying plan out battles.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...
Kentucky Fried Zombie: But it's not interesting.
Benny: To you maybe ._.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Then feel free to make it.
Benny: I would it I could.
Benny: I
Benny: F
Benny: Christ.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Why can't you? ._.
Benny: It's more than a one man job?
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Get spryte or something.
Benny: lol
Benny: I just want a video that captures everything that goes on in HL1 and HL2
Benny: and brings them together
Kentucky Fried Zombie: sigh.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: It won't be interesting, I assure you.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Tell you what, if you REALLY want you can make it WITH me. But. If it fails, you must suck my cock and make a formal apology for wasting my time.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: :D
Benny: I want it to be "behind the scenes"
Benny: like showing how G-Man took part in it
Benny: and everything we didn't fully see in the games
Benny: Filling in the gaps as it were.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: lul, and that'll be REALLY good without sound
Kentucky Fried Zombie: "...*Shoots*"
Kentucky Fried Zombie: "...*dodges*"
Benny: Did I say without sound?
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...Yes, wow, there will be gun sounds /movement
Kentucky Fried Zombie: /novoice
Kentucky Fried Zombie: = fail
Benny: There will be voice <.<
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ....
Kentucky Fried Zombie: This is rapidly changing.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: LOL
Benny: Hear me out.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: IF
Kentucky Fried Zombie: it is stupid
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I will shoot you
Benny: Throughout HL1, we hear voices on the intercom like a computer.
Benny: We could simulate that
Benny: through microsoft sam or whatever
Benny: and use lines from the games from characters
Benny: as I said, "behind the scenes"
Kentucky Fried Zombie: So basically, we're cutting up magazines, gluing the bits together and saying "LOL IT IS TTLY NEW AND EXCIETING"
Benny: WHEN THE FUCK DID I SAY IT WAS NEW?
Benny: "behind the scenes"
Benny: What we never saw during the game.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I lol so hard
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I can wind you up so well ^_^
Kentucky Fried Zombie: But seriously nao
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I don't see why anyone would want to watch it, once again
Benny: I think people who like the HL games would watch it.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I like half life a lot. I still think it's lame.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ._.
Benny: Onoes
Benny: one person
Benny: doesn't like it
Kentucky Fried Zombie: onoes
Benny: onoes
Kentucky Fried Zombie: one person
Kentucky Fried Zombie: likes it
Kentucky Fried Zombie: o noes
Benny: LOL
Kentucky Fried Zombie: There are two people who have assessed this.
Benny: I want to make something damnit :(
Kentucky Fried Zombie: One person likes it.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: The other doesn't.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Then you say
Kentucky Fried Zombie: "LOL ONE PERSON DUSNT BIG DEEL".
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ._.
Benny: How about the Black Mesa Incident
Benny: with the computerised voice
Benny: talking through intercoms
Benny: trying to clean up what is happening
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Look, without voices it will always fail, because it doesn't allow the characters..well...character. And I doubt it'd sound decent like that
Benny: Our main character is the Black Mesa mainframe.
Benny: It will be like a narrator.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Benny, let's face it
Kentucky Fried Zombie: You're desperate to do something
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I understand that
Benny: Yes ._.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: But, let's do something decent, seriouslt
Benny: I'm all ears.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Well, unless we get voice actors, we cannot make anything.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: It is that simple
Benny: No it's not ._.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Here we go again
Benny: There was a youtube video on gmod.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: State your case while I brb to throw bricks at shit.
Benny: and it was just scenes of funny stuff
Kentucky Fried Zombie: LOL
Kentucky Fried Zombie: That is hardly a machinima.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: That is pictures of funny stuff.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: >_>
Benny: I didn't say it was a machinima...
Benny: Infact it is
Benny: It's making a video of something using a game engine.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Okay, fair enough.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Like I said, you can make it. I consider it stupid.
Benny: I didn't say I was definitely making anything.
Benny: I was pitching ideas.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: And I take pleasure inc rsuhing them
Benny: You think I'm some captain going down with my ship.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: *crushing
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Not really, no.
Benny: " Like I said, you can make it. I consider it stupid."
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I think you're a captain that's seen his ship sinking and is using whatever means necessary to escape, no matter how retarded you look in the process.
Benny: Weirdest fucking metaphor ever.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: inorite?
Benny: We can make SOMETHING if we wanted to.
Benny: It doesn't have to be an episodic drama/comedy.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: you're trying hard to make a machinima (your "ship"), you see it failing, and so you think up half baked theories so you can still have SOMETHING even if it's st00pid.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Well, yes
Kentucky Fried Zombie: We can make...
Kentucky Fried Zombie: GMODPR()N!
Kentucky Fried Zombie: l0l0l0l
Benny: er
Benny: nop
Benny: How about
Benny: a huge space battle ._.
Benny: with nukes
Benny: just ships destroying each other
Kentucky Fried Zombie: What you have pitched there is essentially star-wars with no dialogue
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Which...lol
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ._.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Why am I even bothering
Benny: Why the fuck do you keep thinking these are epic MOVIES?
Benny: Just a fucking simple video
Kentucky Fried Zombie: LOL.
Benny: of a battle
Benny: THAT'S IT.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Benny: Just a fucking boring simple video
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Fixed
Benny: I think you're happy we're not making a video in the first place. Even if we did have voice actors.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Well, good on you for thinking that?
Benny: So I'm right in that assumption?
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I can't be bothered to state my case when you are so arrogant you believe that the only reason I would ever deem an idea of yours as stupid is if I didn't want to do it in the first place.
Benny: Jesus I'm just pitching ideas.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Err, that came out wrong, but you know what I meant.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Yes, and you are just bitching when I say no.
Benny: I'm not saying RIGHT WE'RE DOING THIS.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: No, you're saying
Kentucky Fried Zombie: "this mi diea, i stand bi it"
Benny: What do you think of this?
Benny: I think by definition we stand by our ideas ._>
Kentucky Fried Zombie: No, humans think "Wow, maybe that was stupid after all. NVM LUL!!"
Benny: I guess I'm not explaining them well enough.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: No, I've got them fine.
Benny: No I don't think so.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: v_v
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Here we go again.
Benny: I'm re-reading what I typed
Benny: and it doesn't fit with what I imagine it is
Benny: There's thousands of interesting videos made with games that don't have voice actors.
Benny: They're not all Red vs. Blue
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I didn't like red vs blue, lul
Benny: me neither
Benny: It's an example
Benny: http://youtube.com/watch?v=hLLmsoBl5bs
Benny: something like that
Kentucky Fried Zombie: But honestly, I can't think of any interesting videos made with games that don't have voice actors except from Arby 'n' the Chief, Portal: The Life of a Turret and Master Chief Sucks at Halo
Benny: watch the vid
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Yes, that was funny thus far, but it is nothing like what you have suggested, lul
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Find me an all fighting movie with no voice actors
Kentucky Fried Zombie: And I will judge. XD
Benny: I think by posting the vid
Benny: it means I am thinking of that
Benny: as an idea
Benny: Just saying
Kentucky Fried Zombie: o rly
Benny: http://youtube.com/watch?v=98EnzvqHsVc
Benny: 6000 views
Benny: http://youtube.com/watch?v=onJ910N1Z04&feature=related
Benny: 36000 views
Benny: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZQAhj0ZLyrk&feature=related
Benny: 10,000 views
Benny: it's an episodic thing
Kentucky Fried Zombie: @ First vid..That is boring.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: To say the least.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I am tempted to pause it, if I had no respect for you I would
Benny: thousands of people disagree ._.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: LOL
Kentucky Fried Zombie: No
Kentucky Fried Zombie: That is a stupid statistic.
Benny: the last one is actually pretty good
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Thousand of people youtube'd "HL2" or something, foudn the vid
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Thought it might be interesting.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Clicked play.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: WOW
Kentucky Fried Zombie: PROOF THEY LIEKED IT!1one
Benny: YEah all those comments show that ._.
Benny: "I TYPED THIS INTO SEARCH AND THIS IS WHAT I GOT"
Benny: srsly the last one I posted is good
Benny: best gmod series ever!!!!
Benny: this is awesome
Benny: these reports are so realistic
Benny: BEST MOVIE EVER 5/5!
Benny: wow a masterpiece 5/5 good job can u make a new one?
Benny: This was a really cool movie when you see all dead and the special reports 5 stars
Benny: Epic Movie
Benny: I don't see any bad comments WHATSOEVER.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: .29 seconds in, currently bored.
Benny: LOL
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Well, I can't do anything I'm not interested in.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: It appears to just be camming of random corpses with the occasional hele thrown in and idiotic other pictures.
Benny: News reports of mankind being destroyed?
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...What of it?
Benny: oh it turns into videos
Benny: It's... interesting
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ....er
Benny: wtf someone stole my idea
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I guess we have different views on this.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Sorry
Benny: 7 hour war
Kentucky Fried Zombie: But this is about as boring as watching a snake battle a vagina.
Benny: http://youtube.com/watch?v=QeCVOgNSg94&feature=related
Benny: That's not bad.
Benny: Thousands of people can't be wrong about this you know :/
Kentucky Fried Zombie: There is no "wrong" or "right".
Kentucky Fried Zombie: There is "opinion".
Benny: yes ._.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Plus, wtf?
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Yes, hitler had how many people supporting him?
Benny: Your whole point is that people would find it boring.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Let's see...
Kentucky Fried Zombie: THOUSANDS
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Oh wow
Kentucky Fried Zombie: HE MUST BE RIGHT
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ZOMG
Benny: Benny: Your whole point is that people would find it boring.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: WHITE SUPREMACY NAO
Benny: You're just grasping for insults now.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: No, I'm not.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: You made a retarded comment.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I pointed it out
Kentucky Fried Zombie: = good.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: And...11k views, it was uploaded a year ago.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Not that amazing.
Benny: Your whole point is you think people would find it shit and nobody would watch it. I'm just saying people DO like it.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: wait
Kentucky Fried Zombie: wait
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I found something good about it.
Benny: Are you saying you want fame and fortune for this?
Kentucky Fried Zombie: No, I want to make something I am interested in.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I am not interested in watching a few faggots fight it out.
Benny: Well what are you interested in?
Benny: If we overlap
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...HENRY THE HEADCRAB :D
Benny: we can decide on something
Benny: ._.
Benny: THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED
Benny: HOW THE FUCK
Benny: CAN WE MAKE SOMETHING ON THAT?
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I FELL OF MY CHAIR LAUGHING
Kentucky Fried Zombie: HAHAHA
Kentucky Fried Zombie: HAHAHA
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Oh god
Kentucky Fried Zombie: You made me lol
Kentucky Fried Zombie: So hard
Benny: Although hang on
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Tell me you're not serious, rofl
Benny: A headcrab's JOURNEY
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ._________________________________.
Benny: throughout
Benny: City 17
Benny: ..
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Benny, benny
Kentucky Fried Zombie: i was
Kentucky Fried Zombie: JOKING
Kentucky Fried Zombie: JO
Kentucky Fried Zombie: KING
Benny: I'm not now ^_^
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I.e
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Not serious
Kentucky Fried Zombie: .________________________________.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: *Copypasta'd this into a text document
Kentucky Fried Zombie: for lulz*
Benny: k
Benny: Kentucky Fried Zombie: I am not interested in watching a few faggots fight it out.
Benny: Well what are you interested in?
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Something with some kind of a plot. Wit maybe, just a thought. Backstory to the characters.
Benny: ok and how can we do that without voices
Kentucky Fried Zombie: We can't.
Benny: Exactly.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Hence why I think making a voice-less machinima is retarded
Kentucky Fried Zombie: Which was my original point
Benny: I agree.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ._.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...
Kentucky Fried Zombie: WTF
Kentucky Fried Zombie: .________________________.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: We..went through..all..that
Kentucky Fried Zombie: FOr
Kentucky Fried Zombie: "I agree"
Benny: I agree totally that we can't do anything without voices.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: I am glad you totally agree.
Benny: Unless we find some way of those voices being computerised.
Benny: Which limits it alot.
Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...And decent. Hearing microsoft sam's disjointed voice works in some cases, but..