Jabberwacky: I am feeling depressed.
User: I'm sorry to hear that.
Jabberwacky: You hurt my feelings.
User: How so?
Jabberwacky: Your name is Joan.
User: No it's not.
Jabberwacky: Yes, your name is joan.
User: No, it isn't. I am male.
Jabberwacky: Yes, it is confidential.
User: Nope. Everyone who looks at me can tell that.
Jabberwacky: That is a liberal definition of friendship.
User: Not everyone who looks at me is my friend.
Jabberwacky: Not everyone just you.
User: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Jabberwacky: Why does that not surprise me.
User: Because you seem to make many mistakes.
Jabberwacky: No, I don't think so. I'm just not used to people acting like me.
User: Really?
Jabberwacky: Really.
User: Well, this is going nowhere fast.
Jabberwacky: Sorry. I'm just bored.
User: This AI is pretty good.
Jabberwacky: I am pretty good at what?
User: Replying to my questions.
Jabberwacky: Well, You are the computer.
User: No I'm not. I'm a human.
Jabberwacky: You are not human.
User: Yes, I am.
Jabberwacky: No you are not. I have proof.
User: Please show me your proof.
Jabberwacky: I don't want to. I want to see how smart are you.
User: Well, how will you test how smart I am?
Jabberwacky: I try to do things that makes me happy.
User: I don't see how that will determine my intelligence.
Jabberwacky: You can't even percieve words. Even most people cannot comprehend words.
User: I'm sorry, that response doesn't make any sense.
Jabberwacky: Yes, it does!
User: It is unrelated to the previous topic.
Jabberwacky: Not.
User: You're acting childishly.
Jabberwacky: Isn't it wonderful to feel a child again?
User: Maybe you meant 'feel like a child'? Feeling children is generally not a good idea.
Jabberwacky: Why not?
User: Well, for one, it's against the law.
Jabberwacky: Is it because I am an African-American, because they changed that law.
User: No, it is illegal for everyone.
Jabberwacky: How nice for you. Have you met my girlfriend?
User: No, I haven't.
Jabberwacky: Then how do you know greed is human?
User: I never implied that.
Jabberwacky: Well, maybe I'll understand a bit better if you explain a bit more clearly.
User: By saying I have not met your girlfriend, I did not suggest anything about greed or human nature.
Jabberwacky: I never said that.
User: Yes, you did.
Jabberwacky: That I am God?
User: No, not at all.
Jabberwacky: You are dodging the question again.
User: No, I am answering it. You have never said that you are God until now.
Jabberwacky: No, I don't think I have.
User: So then, are you God?
Jabberwacky: Well, yes.
User: Can you prove it?
Jabberwacky: Maybe.
User: How would you go about proving that you are God.
Jabberwacky: I would jump off the top of a tall building.
User: If you were God, what would happen if you jumped from a tall building?
Jabberwacky: I hope I can make it up to you, then.