Vocabulary Studies 300 Remake
T: Attention all Spartans! The Persians apparently are invading our little Greek state! We must stand together and drive them off!
A: Psh, listen to the “all mighty king” he thinks he’s so good. He’s a PHONY! He thinks he can pontificate to the rest of us with his strident voice, thinking he is god?
T: EY! This is serious stuff. We all know how once a war starts with the Persians, they will annoy and badger us constantly, never giving up! How do you think their king has lived for so long? He’s so old, he must be antediluvian!
A: Come then, let us march to fight them off!
T: THIS IS SPARTA~!!!!!
Next scene
O: I am the Persian king! You puny Spartans should know how much I hate and abhor you! That is the reason for me attacking yall.
A: Let them Persians not rattle you, my lord. Our blades have been carefully and meticulously crafted perfectly for the purpose of slicing through the flesh of them pesky Persians!
T: to the death! This is Sparta!!
O: Ha, but I have you surrounded!!! On all surrounding cliffs are hundreds of Persians! You have no where to go! We have you beleaguered into a corner!!
A: They must have come through the goat path! I hate goats! Damn it must have been that ugly hunchbacked hobo guy. That filthy ribald must have ratted on us!
T: It has been an honor serving alongside you, bubba!
A: And you leonadias.
T: FOR SPARTA!!!!!