So, here I am, with this epic of a tale behind me, and no idea where to go.
Intriguing. Of course, I have Lizzie, as well, and setting up a less blatantly sexual myspace would be pie and a half. And,
Friday, February 16th, 2007 at 2:49:00am MST
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[02:07] *** topic is Elephants don't forget. That's why they drink. http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=223
[02:07] *** set by LittleViking on Sat Jan 13 04:02:57 2007
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[02:07] <Nemesis> There.
[02:07] <&LittleViking> That's more-- Whaaaaah?
[02:07] <Nemesis> Hahahaha.
[02:07] CTCP/VERSION request from LittleViking :
[02:07] <Nemesis> It's not that I don't like those guys, I just don't particularly, uh... like those guys.
[02:08] <~KinGAleX> Wahahaha.
[02:08] <~KinGAleX> <3
[02:08] <&LittleViking> Aye.
[02:08] <Nemesis> Oh, and yeah, the cgi:irc thing fixed whatever was wrong with me.
[02:08] <Nemesis> Or so I gathered.
[02:08] <Nemesis> OH. And KA. You weren't here for the rundown.
[02:08] <Nemesis> Also, LV, you've gotta elaborate on your situation here soon.
[02:09] <Nemesis> I need juicy, juicy gossip.
[02:09] <~KinGAleX> HarumpH?!
[02:09] <&LittleViking> Okay. Will keep that in mind.
[02:09] <Nemesis> o_O
[02:09] * &LittleViking does ... other things.
[02:09] <Nemesis> Hahaha.
[02:09] <Nemesis> I never told you about Anna, did I?
[02:09] <~KinGAleX> Who's Anna?
[02:09] <Nemesis> Ahhh, are you in for a treaty-treat treat.
[02:10] <Nemesis> Sit a while, and let Grampy Blizz regale you with a tale.
[02:10] <~KinGAleX> OKAY.
[02:10] <~KinGAleX> GO.
[02:10] <&LittleViking> Then Grampy LV will paste our little exchange from the Vent chat.
[02:10] <~KinGAleX> GO GOG OG.
[02:10] <Nemesis> Ahahaha.
[02:10] <Nemesis> First, let me state that my 'Anna' story is what began the whole *Clone* thing with LV.
[02:11] <Nemesis> It was the reason that we first found out how similar our stories were.
[02:11] <Nemesis> Next, how long do you have?
[02:11] <Nemesis> You ain't leavin', or doin' anything super-importante?
[02:11] <&LittleViking> And it had better be all night...
[02:11] <Nemesis> Hahah.
[02:11] <~KinGAleX> Nope.
[02:12] <Nemesis> Excellent.
[02:12] <~KinGAleX> I'm free.
[02:12] <Nemesis> 'Cause this can get a tad long. LIKE MY COCK.
[02:12] <Nemesis> Amirite?
[02:12] <Nemesis> Heh, heh...
[02:12] <~KinGAleX> YOU R RITE.
[02:12] <Nemesis> Ahem.
[02:12] <Nemesis> So, it was Junior year, Spanish class.
[02:12] <&LittleViking> *CLONE*
[02:12] <Nemesis> Bahahah.
[02:12] <Nemesis> I was going through a sort of... Goth phase, you could call it.
[02:12] * &LittleViking thinks back. Junior year... Yep, that fits.
[02:13] <Nemesis> Black leather jacket, wore sunglasses in class, black pants, black everything, really. I wore a bicycle chain at my side for a wallet chain. Also, to flog the villagers. Keep 'em in line.
[02:13] <Nemesis> I sat in the far corner of the class, the darkest part, of course, by the one window whose shutters didn't open.
[02:13] <Nemesis> And I just gazed in misanthropic hatred at the rest of the class. Most of 'em were freshmen. In fact, all but one were freshmen.
[02:14] <Nemesis> I'm not sure how it all started, really.
[02:14] <~KinGAleX> You unzipped your pants?
[02:14] <Nemesis> Hahaha.
[02:14] <Nemesis> There was a guy who sat a seat up and a seat over from me. Name was Joe. Pretty cool guy, a junior, like me. Mutual friends with me and some of the other guys we both went to Middle School with.
[02:15] <Nemesis> We chatted on occasion, but nothing important. No more than a passing acquaintance, really.
[02:15] <Nemesis> I'd say about halfway into the semester, he had made friends with a group of freshmen who sat across the class from us.
[02:15] <Nemesis> In particular, a blonde girl, extremely pretty, who would come over and talk to us every now and again.
[02:16] <Nemesis> Even though I glared at her in sheer hatred most of the time, the first time she talked to Joe and I, she smiled at me. I have no idea why.
[02:16] <Nemesis> But... she smiled at me. It was one of those genuine smiles, y'know? Not just a "Hey, you're here, so I have to smile at you," but her eyes lingered. It was as though she was actually joyful to be meeting someone new.
[02:16] <&LittleViking> Haha.
[02:17] <~KinGAleX> Jesus Christ, dude.
[02:17] <~KinGAleX> Stop it.
[02:17] <~KinGAleX> Your penis is actively seeking out my ass.
[02:17] <Nemesis> Hahahaha.
[02:17] <&LittleViking> o_O-o
[02:17] <Nemesis> Oh, pipe down, it gets interesting.
[02:17] <~KinGAleX> Hahaha, I'm only kidding.
[02:17] <Nemesis> Heheh.
[02:17] <~KinGAleX> I love your gayness. <3
[02:17] <Nemesis> <3
[02:18] <Nemesis> So, I guess a couple weeks passed, and Joe started sitting on the opposite side of the room, no real explanation, he just sat over there, with the girl, and a couple of her friends. He would jump the room every now and again to say what's up, but he'd spend class over there.
[02:19] <Nemesis> But the odd thing is the blonde girl would do the same. Not often, just to ask if I knew a certain answer to the past night's homework, or something mundane, but it was still a gesture.
[02:19] <Nemesis> So, it was a random weekday in the class, and she came over, and sat in front of me. She asked me, flat out, why I sat over in the dank corner.
[02:19] <~KinGAleX> ... While you were dressed in the Matrix?
[02:19] <Nemesis> Uh huh.
[02:19] <Nemesis> I was tempted to say something misanthropic, but I just kind of shrugged, and said, "I don't know."
[02:20] <Nemesis> And mind, this was around the time of Columbine.
[02:20] <Nemesis> Almost exactly afterwards, even.
[02:20] <Nemesis> So, she said something along the lines of "Why don't you come over and sit with us?" And, for whatever reason, I did.
[02:20] <Nemesis> I hated being social back then. I didn't have a social bone in me. Well, except for one. But that's a tale for another night.
[02:21] <Nemesis> So, I moved over with them, and I, clad in my dark sunglasses and black coverings, started to bond with her. I got to know that her name was Anna. Her friends were Grant and Erin. And, of course, Joe.
[02:21] <Nemesis> I bonded with all of them.
[02:22] <Tsukatu> :o /Physically/??
[02:22] <~KinGAleX> WITH YOUR SOCIAL BONE.
[02:22] <~KinGAleX> *THRUST&
[02:22] <Nemesis> Hahahaha.
[02:22] <Nemesis> Well, epoxy, but yeah.
[02:22] * Tsukatu was referring to the bonding.
[02:22] <Nemesis> yeah, epoxy.
[02:22] <Nemesis> We were stuck for a while.
[02:22] <Tsukatu> $SELF formed a covalent bond with ENTITY.ANNA
[02:22] <Nemesis> rofl
[02:22] <Nemesis> I got to know her boyfriend, too, after a while. His name was Jon. He was a dick. No one really liked Jon. We kinda wanted him to roll over and die.
[02:23] <Nemesis> So, we would all talk, And Anna and I would talk of world domination. Something that she didn't seem to be all that into, from a first glance, but she really didn't like people, either.
[02:23] <Nemesis> I joked that I would conquer the planet, and take her as my Queen. She just giggled, really, and neither of us thought much of it, I suppose.
[02:24] <Nemesis> So, Anna would disappear for days at a time on occasion, and it would affect me, since at this point, I had developed a rather fond liking for her.
[02:24] <Nemesis> Like, I would only come to class to talk to her at this point - The Spanish wasn't the important part.
[02:24] <~KinGAleX> Oooooh.
[02:24] <~KinGAleX> She disappeared1?
[02:24] <~KinGAleX> GO ON.
[02:24] <&LittleViking> Ahah, that sounds familiar.
[02:24] <Nemesis> Heheh.
[02:24] <Nemesis> It should.
[02:24] * Tsukatu guesses that that extraordinarily cryptic short story Blizz wrote is about Anna.
[02:24] <Nemesis> No, shockingly enough. But more.
[02:25] <Nemesis> So, rumour had it that she would make attempts upon her life, and would spend days in the hospital recuperating.
[02:25] <Nemesis> Whether this was ever true or not, I could never say.
[02:25] <~KinGAleX> ;_;
[02:25] <~KinGAleX> ;_;_;
[02:25] <Tsukatu> ;_;
[02:25] <Nemesis> So, one of the times that she was gone, Grant and Erin and Joe and I got to talking about her boyfriend, and what a... cock he was.
[02:25] <Nemesis> Of course, we couldn't talk during class, so we passed a note about, detailing what a vociferous penis this kid was.
[02:26] <~KinGAleX> "This is the testicles. THEY ARE MANGY."
[02:26] <Nemesis> Hahahahaa.
[02:27] <Nemesis> On the note, we wrote things akin to "I'd like to kill him," and Erin, I think it was, wrote "Man, I'd like to rape Anna." I wrote that I'd crucify Jon and feast upon his eyeballs. So, thinking little of it, we left class for the day, and continued on about our business.
[02:27] <~KinGAleX> Was Erin a bitch or dude?
[02:27] <Nemesis> He was a guy, but a bitch also.
[02:27] <Nemesis> In a different sense of the term.
[02:27] <~KinGAleX> I can't wait to own some sort of venue where I could have the toilets marked Bitches and Dudes.
[02:27] <Nemesis> Hahahah.
[02:27] <~KinGAleX> Continue!
[02:28] <Nemesis> Two class periods afterwards, I got a note to report to the advisor's office. I'd never gotten one of these notes before, but I thought nothing of it. Of course, for whatever reason, I had the hindsight to trash the pocket knife that I'd carried with me, just in case. Little did I know that it was perhaps the brightest thing I've ever done.
[02:28] <~KinGAleX> Oh man this is suspenseful.
[02:28] <~KinGAleX> I'm going "NO KABLIZZY DON'T GO IN THE ADVISOR'S OFFICE."
[02:28] <~KinGAleX> "HE'S GOING TO COME AT YOU WITH AN AXE."
[02:28] <Nemesis> Ahahahah.
[02:29] <Nemesis> I arrived at the counselor's office, and Joe was in there, a worried look upon his face. He just said, "We're in it deep, man." So, I look at the Counselor, and shake hands with him, and I ask what everything is about. He tells me, simply, to wait for the others to arrive.
[02:30] <Nemesis> I sit, and wait, and Grant and Erin show up shortly afterwards. Once we were all there, the Counselor pulls out a familiar-looking note, all of our handwriting scrawled across it just like it had been two hours before.
[02:30] <Nemesis> Apparently, Grant, being the genius that he is, left the note on the floor, and our Spanish teacher picked it up, and turned it in to the office.
[02:30] <Nemesis> Now, remember, this is perhaps a month, at the most, after Columbine, so death threats were taken... seriously, to say the least.
[02:30] <~KinGAleX> This is like a bad dream. :(
[02:31] <~KinGAleX> I can't even imagine how you must have felt.
[02:31] <&LittleViking> Man, Kablizzy's story is WAY more exciting than mine. I think I need to add an off-road truck race to my end of the clone mirror.
[02:31] <Nemesis> Ahahahaha.
[02:31] <Nemesis> I was in the nurse's station all afternoon, tossing, until my dad and uncle arrived.
[02:32] <~KinGAleX> Uh, tossing in Australia means jerking off.
[02:32] <Tsukatu> "Tossing?"
[02:32] <Tsukatu> Like... salad?
[02:32] <Nemesis> Oh, I mean it as "vomiting."
[02:32] <&LittleViking> Haha.
[02:32] <~KinGAleX> Ohhhhhhhh.
[02:32] <Tsukatu> Oh.
[02:32] <~KinGAleX> I've never heard that before.
[02:32] <Nemesis> Huh.
[02:32] <Tsukatu> You crazy Aussies.
[02:32] <Nemesis> Hahaha.
[02:32] <~KinGAleX> Shrimp on the barbie, mate.
[02:33] <Tsukatu> I... don't even know what that's supposed to mean.
[02:33] <~KinGAleX> I'll sic my dingo on you.
[02:33] <Nemesis> Bahahaha.
[02:33] <Tsukatu> Blizz: Continue.
[02:33] <Nemesis> They took me home, and when we got there, my mum hauled off and kicked me in the shin as hard as she could. I didn't much feel it, but it was still there. I make fun of her to this day of it. So, we were all three expelled, for the remainder of the year, and I didn't see Anna or Grant, or Erin, or Joe, until the next year came around.
[02:33] <~KinGAleX> O.O She kicked you in the shin?
[02:33] <Nemesis> Aye.
[02:33] <~KinGAleX> That's strangely hilarious!
[02:33] <Tsukatu> :O You were expelled?
[02:33] <Nemesis> All four of us were. Death threats.
[02:33] <Nemesis> Remember, Columbine.
[02:33] <Tsukatu> I suppose...
[02:33] <Nemesis> Mmm.
[02:34] <&LittleViking> Instaban. :(
[02:34] <Nemesis> Bahahaha, exactly.
[02:34] <~KinGAleX> They +b-ed your ass.
[02:34] <Nemesis> Hahah.
[02:34] <Tsukatu> Did you transfer to a different school?
[02:34] <Tsukatu> Or did you wait the year out and reapply next year or something?
[02:34] <Nemesis> I waited the year out.
[02:35] <Nemesis> So, the summer passed, and when we returned to school, we all quickly returned to normal. Well, three of us. Joe was missing. I assume he transferred, but Grant and Erin were there, and Anna and Jon were still around.
[02:35] <Nemesis> Anna said she didn't hold anything against me, and, through everything, even, we seemed to become closer. Oddly enough, she knew that I didn't mean any harm, and that my part in the note wasn't anything significant.
[02:36] <~KinGAleX> (Man, I can't wait for the sex scene.)
[02:36] <Nemesis> Hahaha.
[02:36] <~KinGAleX> Bow-chicka wow-wow.
[02:36] <Nemesis> So, the year goes by, and I begin pining for her. Obsession sets in, and I start memorizing her classes, and averting my path to see her in the Hallways during passing between classes.
[02:37] <Nemesis> We talk every now and again, and everyone around me knows of my obsession, except, seemingly, her.
[02:37] <Nemesis> About midway through the Spring semester, she and Jon break up. They had sex, and she didn't really want to. So, she broke it off with him.
[02:38] * Tsukatu would've enjoyed it more to hear that she broke it off OF him.
[02:38] <Nemesis> I ended up speaking to Jon about it, afterwards, whom I had heard via a third party was absolutely terrified of me. When dealing with him, I had a +16 modifier to intimidation rolls. He was absolutely petrified of me, for whatever reason.
[02:38] <Tsukatu> Perchance cuz he heard you got expelled for plotting his murder?
[02:38] <~KinGAleX> Wahahahaha.
[02:39] <Nemesis> Mmm. That may have played a part.
[02:39] <Nemesis> And I was kinda familiar with one of the Columbine killers, in passing, but that's a story for another time.
[02:39] <Tsukatu> o_o
[02:39] <Nemesis> So, I used this to my advantage. I basically demanded from him her phone number, address, and where she worked. Forked over the information was, pleased Yoda was.
[02:39] <Tsukatu> It had to be the black getup.
[02:39] <Nemesis> Aye.
[02:40] <Nemesis> So, I finally, one day, decide that I'm going to ask Anna out. She was single, available, and was great friends with me, by this point.
[02:40] <Nemesis> So, I do it. I ask her out to lunch, and she says, "Absolutely!" I was ecstatic. I was in the zone, and she seemed to be receptive to me in every way.
[02:41] * &LittleViking ... doesn't say it.
[02:41] <Nemesis> Bahahah.
[02:41] <Nemesis> So, we set a date, and plan on meeting at a little Italian place I knew. Nothing terribly special, but a nice place, overall.
[02:41] <~KinGAleX> I'd like a slice of /that/ pizza.
[02:41] <Nemesis> ...She doesn't show up. So, I call her, leave messages, none get returned. I continue to call through the ensuing weeks, and nothing.
[02:42] <Tsukatu> :(
[02:42] <~KinGAleX> ;_;
[02:42] <Nemesis> Finally, I call her on a random Friday afternoon. We talk for about an hour, and I ask her if she'd like to go out that night. She says no, that she's working, and somehow, we get on the topic of me coming to see her at work.
[02:42] <Nemesis> I ask her if she would like me to come down, and she just said, "Surprise me."
[02:43] <Nemesis> So, of course, I went down. I go into the store, and she sees me, and rushes over, practically jumping on me, giving me a tight hug, and twirling about.
[02:43] <Tsukatu> She twirled you about?
[02:43] <Nemesis> I twirled her about.
[02:44] <~KinGAleX> THERE WAS TWIRLING.
[02:44] <~KinGAleX> LET THE MAN TALK.
[02:44] <Nemesis> There was indeed.
[02:44] <Tsukatu> I liked it better the other way, and I'm gonna remember it that way.
[02:44] <~KinGAleX> Hahaha.
[02:44] <Nemesis> Hahahaha.
[02:44] <Nemesis> She can't talk long, but we set a date for the following day. I figure, "Just coincidence, the past events," and we plan on going out for lunch the next day.
[02:44] <Nemesis> So, I show up to whatever place we set, and she doesn't show. Again.
[02:44] <~KinGAleX> ;_;
[02:45] <Nemesis> I call her a couple times, and she finally picks up, says she has to babysit. I say, "Oh, no worries, we'll do it again sometime."
[02:45] <Nemesis> So, after that, I call her a few more times over the ensuing weeks, to no avail. It's now summer break after I graduated, and I don't see her at school anymore, either.
[02:46] <Nemesis> I hear from friends that she's dropped out and going to Metro here. I E-mail her, nothing. I call her more, nothing.
[02:46] <Tsukatu> ...what is she, schizophrenic or something?
[02:46] <Nemesis> Honestly, I'm not really sure.
[02:46] <~KinGAleX> Shhh.
[02:46] <~KinGAleX> He's getting to the twist!
[02:46] <Tsukatu> !!
[02:46] <Tsukatu> Was she an elk!??
[02:46] <Nemesis> Hahahaha.
[02:47] <Tsukatu> That'd be /sick/.
[02:47] * &LittleViking redraws the twirling frame with an elk.
[02:47] <Nemesis> AHAHAHAHAHA.
[02:47] <~KinGAleX> Wahahahaha.
[02:47] <Nemesis> I'm trying to find a certain E-mail, but I don't seem to have it ready.
[02:47] <Nemesis> Ah, here it is.
[02:48] <Nemesis> Agh, it's not copying. One moment.
[02:48] <Tsukatu> pastebin
[02:48] <Nemesis> Aye.
[02:49] <Nemesis> http://pastebin.ca/358593
[02:49] <Nemesis> There we are.
[02:49] <Nemesis> I don't have the E-mails to her, but that was the last E-mail I sent to The Nizz about it.
[02:50] <Nemesis> Man, was I a fucking donkeycock back then.
[02:50] <Nemesis> Lemme know when ya'll are done.
[02:50] <~KinGAleX> Oh you lovely Emo.
[02:50] <Nemesis> Aye.
[02:50] * ~KinGAleX hugs Emoblizzy.
[02:51] <&LittleViking> Jeez, that brings back memories of my talking to you about Steph.
[02:51] <Nemesis> Aye.
[02:51] <&LittleViking> Back before she was a dirty slut, I mean.
[02:52] <&LittleViking> But go on.
[02:52] <Nemesis> Right, right.
[02:52] <~KinGAleX> Hahaha.
[02:52] <Tsukatu> Wow, so did he think you were going to kill yourself?
[02:52] <Nemesis> Nah, we talked like that.
[02:52] <~KinGAleX> Heh. Staind.
[02:52] <Nemesis> He sends me suicide notes on a regular basis. Or did.
[02:52] <Nemesis> Staind?
[02:52] <~KinGAleX> The band ...
[02:52] <Nemesis> Oh, bahahaahaha.
[02:52] <Nemesis> Wow, that's embarassing.
[02:53] <~KinGAleX> Yeah.
[02:53] <Nemesis> Anyway...
[02:53] <Nemesis> So, I graduate, and The Nizz and I go to an Alice Cooper Concert the day we graduate. We get third row of the general admission seating. Alice sings "School's Out" as his encore. Fucking best day of my life thusfar. School's Out, live, the day I graduate? Summer rolls into Fall, and I forget about Anna. No correspondence from her the whole time. I had been working at Hallmark for a year at this point, and I begin falling for Gayathri. I ask Gayathri out on the one-year Anniversary of my being at Hallmark. She says yes. And that's what that short story was about, not Anna, oddly enough.
[02:53] <Tsukatu> "Gayathri?"
[02:53] <Nemesis> My little lady.
[02:53] <Tsukatu> I try to keep my romances with, like, /mortals/ usually.
[02:54] <Nemesis> Hahahaha.
[02:54] <~KinGAleX> Ahahaha.
[02:54] <Tsukatu> But y'know, your soul's yours to do with what you will.
[02:54] <&LittleViking> She's Sri Lankan!
[02:54] * Tsukatu crosses himself.
[02:54] <&LittleViking> ..
[02:54] <Nemesis> Dot dot?
[02:54] <~KinGAleX> But ...
[02:54] <&LittleViking> Oh wait, you were referring to something else.
[02:54] <~KinGAleX> So you've never had any closure on the Anna thing?
[02:54] <Nemesis> Well, no...
[02:55] <Nemesis> ...Until tonight.
[02:55] <Tsukatu> o_o
[02:55] <Nemesis> I'll continue.
[02:55] <Tsukatu> WOW
[02:55] <&LittleViking> I thought you meant all the talking you were doing just now had nothing to do with Anna.
[02:55] <&LittleViking> That it was just about that very last line.
[02:55] <~KinGAleX> :O:O:O:O:O:O
[02:55] <Tsukatu> YOU MUST GO ON
[02:55] <~KinGAleX> O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O
[02:55] <Tsukatu> EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW
[02:55] <~KinGAleX> O:OLOLO:OLO:OOL:OLOO::LNJL:BLGVL:FLDFL:AF
[02:55] <Tsukatu> BLIZZ: TALK
[02:55] <Nemesis> So, Gayathri and I go through the shit with her mother, which I'll go into later on, that's a whole nother story in and of itself.
[02:55] <Nemesis> Fast forward almost six years, to tonight.
[02:55] <Nemesis> http://www.myspace.com/125431891
[02:56] <Tsukatu> Married with kid?
[02:56] <Nemesis> Two.
[02:56] <~KinGAleX> O.O
[02:56] <Nemesis> I had infobombed her a number of times, scoured myspace for her, searched those people-finding sites for her, nothing. It seemed as though she had disappeared without a trace when she was 19 or so.
[02:56] <~KinGAleX> YOU FOUND HER ON MYSPACE?
[02:56] <Nemesis> I did, under her *married* name.
[02:57] <~KinGAleX> Wow.
[02:57] <Nemesis> I ran across her husband's profile, and I saw her picture in his first spot.
[02:57] <~KinGAleX> ...
[02:57] <Nemesis> My jaw dropped through my testicles.
[02:57] <~KinGAleX> Is he Jon?
[02:57] <Nemesis> No.
[02:57] <~KinGAleX> Whew.
[02:57] <Tsukatu> I was gonna say...
[02:57] <~KinGAleX> That would have been too creepy.
[02:57] <Nemesis> His name's Eric... Hylland?
[02:57] <Nemesis> Something like that.
[02:57] <Tsukatu> So, what, you need help killing him and taking what's his?
[02:58] <Tsukatu> Kids'll be an extra $500 a pop, if you're not interested in them.
[02:58] <~KinGAleX> Was she this deluded when you knew her?
[02:58] <Nemesis> Not at all.
[02:58] <~KinGAleX> The whole 'I'm an overbearing mother!' thing?
[02:58] <Nemesis> She's... changed, mostly due to parenting, I'd imagine.
[02:59] <Nemesis> I'm sure she was molested when she was younger. She married a guy 9 years her senior when she was 19, and had a kid with him.
[02:59] <~KinGAleX> Her husband is a tattoo artist.
[02:59] <Tsukatu> :( :(
[02:59] <Nemesis> Anyway, no, no, I'm happy with Gayathri. But point being, even though she's married with two kids, I'm freaked out about finding her again. And this is where I am tonight.
[02:59] <Tsukatu> Oh, God.
[02:59] <Tsukatu> Fuck that shit. Stay with the demon.
[02:59] <Nemesis> Hahaha.
[02:59] <&LittleViking> Haha.
[03:00] <Nemesis> I wouldn't pursue a relationship, not now.
[03:00] <Nemesis> I have my life, and I'm happy with it.
[03:00] <~KinGAleX> Maybe you should try contacting her through MySpace.
[03:00] <Nemesis> And I'm not sure what to do from here. If I contact her, and become friends with her, I'm not sure what Gayathri would do or say. If I don't, I hold the feelings inside.
[03:00] <Tsukatu> I was actually about to say, you're not thinking about contacting her through MySpace, are you?
[03:00] <Nemesis> I'm not sure.
[03:00] <~KinGAleX> What's the harm in it?
[03:00] <Tsukatu> Tell her she stood you up at wherever it was she stood you up last.
[03:01] <Tsukatu> "I'm still here - you coming or what?"
[03:01] <Nemesis> Ahahahaha.
[03:01] <~KinGAleX> Ahahahaha
[03:01] <Tsukatu> o_o
[03:01] <&LittleViking> Hahahahahaha.
[03:01] <Nemesis> None, for me. But Gayathri has always feared me finding Anna again. Her being married won't matter to an irrational woman PMS-ing mind. But I don't want to hide anything or lie to her.
[03:02] <Nemesis> So, while my feelings seem to need resolution, I am confused by what might go down if I do message Anna.
[03:02] <Tsukatu> I was about to suggest that you talk to Gayathri about it, but then again, she'll probably just say "stay the fuck away from her."
[03:02] <Nemesis> Yeah, yeah. Gayathri is already in a fragile spot, so I'm not sure she'd take it well.
[03:03] <Tsukatu> I just thought of something interesting.
[03:03] <Nemesis> Mmm?
[03:04] <Tsukatu> I have that fake MySpace and all... I could message her for you. I won't dick around as my fake persona or anything - I'll just flat-out say that I'm a friend of yours, and then whatever the hell else you'd like.
[03:04] <Tsukatu> That'd limit your correspondence with her enough that Gayathri shouldn't be concerned.
[03:04] <Tsukatu> ...
[03:04] <&LittleViking> I wonder if she would notice the group you're in.
[03:04] <Tsukatu> Haha.
[03:05] <Nemesis> Hahahaha.
[03:05] <&LittleViking> "I'm an adult male ..."
[03:05] <Tsukatu> Nah, I'd mention that the profile is fake.
[03:05] <&LittleViking> Oh, uh.
[03:05] <&LittleViking> I think that would just be awkward.
[03:05] <Tsukatu> Anyway, I'd definitely be willing to do it if you want, man.
[03:05] <Tsukatu> Just putting it out there.
[03:06] <Nemesis> Thanks, babe. I'll keep it in mind. <3
[03:06] <Tsukatu> <3
[03:06] <Tsukatu> Anyone have any other ideas?
[03:07] <Nemesis> Seeing as how I've grown, though, I don't fear talking to Anna anymore, or care about what she'd say, or think. You guys have helped me become far more confident in my abilities than I could've imagined. I just don't want Gayathri to get the wrong idea about me. I mean, I don't have feelings for Anna anymore, but I certainly wouldn't mind hanging out with her on occasion, because she's a groovy chick. And we've both changed, it seems.
[03:07] <Nemesis> But yeah, I want to at least sit back and reflect before doing anything.
[03:08] <&LittleViking> Gayathri *would* be jealous.
[03:08] <Nemesis> She really would.
[03:08] <&LittleViking> I can just sense that.
[03:08] <Tsukatu> I don't think you should go so far as to hang out with Anna.
[03:08] <Tsukatu> That sounds like a good way to get into trouble.
[03:08] <Nemesis> Mmmyeah.
[03:08] <Tsukatu> A good talk would be the equivalent, conservative option.
[03:08] <Nemesis> That's sound advice.
[03:09] * Tsukatu has a column.
[03:09] <Nemesis> Ahahahaha. That you do.
[03:09] <Tsukatu> Like... an advice column, not a rectal one.
[03:09] <Nemesis> Yeah, yeah.
[03:09] <Tsukatu> Well, I have the rectal one, too, but that's not... that's not the one I was...
[03:09] <Tsukatu> Ahem. Continue.
[03:09] <Nemesis> I mean, I wouldn't feel comfortable if Gayathri suddenly found her first love and started hanging out with him randomly.
[03:09] <Nemesis> Of course, I'm far more logic-driven than PMS-driven, but still.
[03:10] <Nemesis> So, anyway, that's my tale of Forlorn love.
[03:10] <&LittleViking> What's her Myers-Briggs type?
[03:10] <Nemesis> Gayathri?
[03:10] <&LittleViking> Uhh, Gayathri's.
[03:10] <Nemesis> Fuck, man, I can't remember my own.
[03:10] <Nemesis> Let alone anyone else's.
[03:10] <&LittleViking> ;_;_;
[03:10] <Nemesis> I know mine starts with a 'Q', or something, though.
[03:10] * Nemesis closes the book, yields the floor to LV.
[03:10] <Tsukatu> Obvious solution: get a gender change and plastic surgery so that you look like Anna, call yourself Anna, move somewhere far away, get a boyfriend, and insist on calling him Gayathri. That way you'll have the joy of living with both Anna and Gayathri.
[03:11] <&LittleViking> I...
[03:11] <Nemesis> Gahahahaha.
[03:11] <&LittleViking> ...
[03:11] <&LittleViking> .. ....
[03:11] <Nemesis> Wahahahahah.
[03:11] <Nemesis> That's fucking hilarious.