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#923253 ·published 2008-02-29 12:09 UTC
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on *:TEXT:!seafood:#:{
  msg $chan 4,8 $nick Goes to The Sea Food Man :)
  timer 1 1 notice $nick |Te Menu|
  timer 1 3 notice $nick Crab - Lobster - JellyFish - Stingray - Trout - Salmon - Shrimp - shark - dolphin - whale - sardine - lavaeel - Luckychest
  timer 1 4 notice $nick Tuna - Red Snapper - Mackeral - Herring - Anchovies - cod - pike - slimy eel - eel - bass - monk fish - manta ray - sea turtle - 
  timer 1 5 notice $nick Commands followed for this :
  timer 1 6 notice $nick !crab - !lobster - !jellyfish - !stingray - !trout - !salmon - !shrimp - !shark - !dolphin - !sardine - !whale - !leel - !chest 
  timer 1 7 notice $nick !tuna - !rsnapp - !mackeral - !herring - !anchovies - !cod - !pike - !seel - !eel - !bass - !mfish - !mray - !sturtle
  timer 1 9 notice $nick Happy ordering! Made by pingpong1 !!!!!! :)
  timer 1 10 notice $nick If you want Some drinks type !seadrinks
  timer 1 11 notice $nick come to the sea drinks shop. Its spectacular, Type !seadrinks
}
on *:TEXT:!seadrinks:#:{
  msg $chan 4,8 $nick Walks over to the sea drinks bar
  timer 1 1 notice $nick |Te Drinks|
  timer 1 3 notice $nick  Juice - Orange - Banana - Rasberry - Strawberry - Cherry - Seawater - Water - Salt water - Pinapple - Apple
  timer 1 4 notice $nick THey are all juices!!!
  timer 1 5 notice $nick How to say them is the following :
  timer 1 6 notice $nick !juice - !bananaj - !rberryj - !sberryj - !cherryj - !swater - !water - !saltwater - !pineapplej - !applej .
  timer 1 7 notice $nick And our very special
  timer 1 8 notice $nick Seaweed Juice!!!! - !sweedj
  timer 1 9 notice $nick If you tried those. Try !fruits  for some refreshing fruits (not juices) !!!!
}
on *:TEXT:!seafruits:#:{
  msg $chan 9,8 $nick goes to the sea fruit place :)
  timer 1 1 notice $nick |The fruits|
  timer 1 3 notice $nick Apple - Banana - Clementine - Grapes - kiwi - lemon - mango - cherry - pear - strawberry - rasberry - pinapple -
  timer 1 4 notice $nick Cucumber - melon - orange - tomato - watermelon - carrots .
  timer 1 5 notice $nick Type the following to get it :
  timer 1 6 notice $nick !apple - !banana - !clementine - !grapes - !kiwi - !lemon - !mango - !cherry - !pear - !sberry - !rberry - !papple -
  timer 1 7 notice $nick !cucumber - !melon - !orange - !tomato - !wmelon - !carrots .
  timer 1 8 notice $nick Have fun ordering!
}
on *:text:*:#:{
  if ($1 == !juice) describe $chan tosses a bottle of nice juicy juice to $nick 
  if ($1 == !bananaj) describe $chan passes $nick some bananananana juice filled to the top!
  if ($1 == !rberryj) describe $chan delivers $nick some rasberry juice which kinda tastes like strawberry =/
  if ($1 == !sberryj) describe $chan gives $nick some strawberry juice which tasted like rasberry =/
  if ($1 == !cherryj) describe $chan throws $nick some cherrys and a juicer. He has to make the juice himself... :( What a bad sea drink counter....
  if ($1 == !swater) msg $chan DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
  if ($1 == !water) describe $chan gives $nick a big nice bottle of water to refresh himself with.
  if ($1 == !saltwater) describe $chan says its too salty... :) 
  if ($1 == !pineapplej) describe $chan throws a bottle of pineapple juice to $nick . Wtf ive never heard of it?
  if ($1 == !sweedj) describe $chan specially gives $nick the super special Sea weed juice. For some reson it tastes delicous!!!
  if ($1 == !applej) describe $chan throws a big tub of apple juice.
  if ($1 == !apple) describe $chan passes $nick a big red juicy apple.
  if ($1 == !banana) describe $chan tosses $nick a big yellow banana which is very nice :D
  if ($1 == !clementine) describe $chan doesnt know what it is but he still gives it to $nick with no description.. :(
  if ($1 == !grapes) describe $chan gives $nick a bunchful or purple,yellow,red,green and black grapes :)
  if ($1 == !kiwi) describe $chan passes $nick a kiwi which he gobbles up
  if ($1 == !lemon) describe $chan throws a lemon into $nick 's face and also he dies of lemon juice eye burning
  if ($1 == !mango) describe $chan gives $nick a big mango
  if ($1 == !cherry) describe $chan gobbles up all the cheeries hes meant to give to the customer.. o well =/
  if ($1 == !pear) describe $chan is all out of pears :(
  if ($1 == !sberry) describe $chan gives $nick some strawberrys
  if ($1 == !rberry) describe $chan gives $nick a handful of rasberrys
  if ($1 == !papple) describe $chan tosses $nick a pineapple which he doesnt know how to eat it :O
  if ($1 == !cucumber) describe $chan slices some cucucucmber with a knife chops himself and screams outloud.
  if ($1 == !melon) describe $chan gives $nick some really nice melon.. which tastes like watermelon... :/
  if ($1 == !orange) describe $chan gobbles up the orange in about 5 seconds.
  if ($1 == !tomato) describe $chan doesnt know if this is a fruit or vegetable. Oh well i am dumb...
  if ($1 == !wmelon) describe $chan gives $nick some watermelon which tastes like melon... =/
  if ($1 == !carrots) msg $chan THIS IS A VEGETABLE NOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!! $nick is a big NOOOOOB!!!!!!
  if ($1 == !crab) describe $chan Passes $nick a crab on a plate and $nick eats it Yum :p
  if ($1 == !lobster) describe $chan tosses $nick a lobster it pinches your nose runs away :D, You finally find it and eat it :/
  if ($1 == !jellyfish) describe $chan passes $nick a jellyfish and eats it, After 10 mins $nick gets stung and dies :( Lets have a funeral :D
  if ($1 == !stingray) describe $chan passes $nick a Stingray....... $nick eats it, BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ :( how sad...
  if ($1 == !trout) describe $chan passes $nick A trout on a dish $nick flips it up and eats it
  if ($1 == !salmon) describe $chan passes $nick some salmon, he eats it, Nothing happens :(
  if ($1 == !shrimp) describe $chan passes $nick a shrimp.............  $nick turns round... Flip FLop $nick turns back round The SHRIMP IS GONE OH NO!!!! $nick finds it and eats it
  if ($1 == !shark) describe $chan passes a massive shark $nick eats it in 1,000,000,000,000,000 zzzzz..... 000,000,000 bites zzzzzz.... $me has gone to sleep
  if ($1 == !dolphin) describe $chan tosses $nick a dolphin... It lands on his plate and smashes his plate and everything in its way... $nick revives and eats it :)
  if ($1 == !sardine) describe $chan passes $nick a tiny sardine.. with some pepper on, $nick eats it and Sneezes all the time now :D
  if ($1 == !whale) describe $chan throws $nick a whale, It crushes $nick , But Stupidly $nick revives From the hand of god and eats the whale (to big!!!)
  if ($1 == !lavaeel) describe $chan lobs a lava eel onto $nick 's plate and it melts through it. Bad luck.
  if ($1 == !chest) amsg OMG!! $nick ordered a chest!!!!! OMG!!!! $nick opens it and finds nothing.
  if ($1 == !tuna) describe $chan gives $nick some tuna on a plate... Happy days :)
  if ($1 == !rsnap) describe $chan snaps $nick some red snappers who snap him to death.
  if ($1 == !mackeral) describe $chan leaves the mackeral in the dining room and it arrives 10 mins late
  if ($1 == !herring) describe $chan Soz were all out
  if ($1 == !anchovies) describe $chan gives $nick a couple of small anchovies to eat.
  if ($1 == !cod) describe $chan passes some cod coated with batter to $nick.
  if ($1 == !pike) describe $chan shoves some pike down $nick 's throat.
  if ($1 == !seel) describe $chan slips some slimy eel onto $nick 's plate XD
  if ($1 == !eel) describe $chan gives some eel to $nick
  if ($1 == !bass) describe $chan says were all out. (not)
  if ($1 == !mfish) describe $chan gives $nick a massive monkfish to eat. It heals 20 of his 1 hp
  if ($1 == !mray) describe $chan says it will take 5 hrs to cook one. You wait for eva and neva get 1
  if ($1 == !sturtle) describe $chan throws a sea turtle out of the sea into the cooking pot fills it with fat puts it on a plate and shoves it in $nick 's mouth lol...
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