shoegaze
Audrey Hepburn
noir film
Dodos
Anne Frank
Myspace
Usenet
piracy
The Cure
HIV
Cancer
roaches
Full House
Schindler's List
Realplayer
Pop-ups
DOS
a-ha - Take On Me
MTV
reality television
laugh tracks
Charlie Chaplin
mimes
clowns
Schrdinger's cat
Ivan Pavlov
geocentrism
Will Smith
a blue whale
dolphins
twee music
John Lennon
Brian Wilson
vodka
The KGB
The CIA
a spy satellite
Albert Einstein
The Theory or Relativity
Star Trek
cyberpunk fiction
Chuck Palahniuk
Spider-man
an ICBM
Youtube
a five-star restaurant
Superstring Theory
surgery
Aurora Borealis
the average American
mini-vans
Moby Dick
The Grammy Awards
day-time television
IDM
Bonzi Buddy
Playboy Magazine
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Shredder
Justin Timberlake
Yogi Berra
waterboarding
Napster
Michael Bay movies
Die Hard
Jane Austen books
remedial education
table-top roleplaying
The Red Scare
Keanu Reeves
M Night Shyamalan
Mix CDs
Mario
The Holocaust
The Fake Holocaust
Auschwitz
lingerie
Mark Twain
shag carpet
Acid
a raccoon
a litter box
time travel
Blade Runner
a used condom
adjectives
likable
likely bad at parties
improved by alcohol
austere
unequalled
unique
fun
funny
exaggerated
unappealing
sly/sneaky/scheming/mischievous