Mine

on *:TEXT:!game*:#Tazzz: GamePlay $chan
on *:TEXT:*:#Tazzz: { 
  if (!%fast) halt
  if ($1 == $($+(%,%fast,fast),2)) {
    var %p = $readini(GamePlay.ini,$chan,$address($nick,2))
    inc %p
    writeini GamePlay.ini $chan $address($nick,2) %p
    msg $chan $nick was the fastest! They took $bytes($calc($ticks - %ticks),b) ms! You now have %p point $+ $iif(%p != 1,s) $+ !
    unset %fast %ticks
    .timer 1 3 GamePlay $chan
  }
}
alias -l GamePlay {
  set %1fast ROUND
  set %2fast RANDOM
  set %3fast SUPER-MAN
  set %4fast LAPTOP
  set %5fast TELEPHONE
  set %6fast RUNESCAPE
  set %7fast HAIRBRUSH
  set %8fast TELEVISION
  set %9fast BOTTLE
  set %10fast PUNCHBAG
  set %11Fast GUITAR
  set %12fast BELT
  set %14Fast LIGHTS
  set %15fast ESTABLISHMENT
  set %16fast PHOTOSYNTHESIS
  set %17fast MOBILE
  set %18fast SHELVES
  set %19fast FOLDER
  set %20fast CARPET
  set %21fast FIREPLACE
  set %22fast CHAIRS
  set %23fast KITCHEN
  set %24fast SOUND-SYSTEM
  set %25fast ORDER
  set %26fast DEBIT
  set %27fast WHITEBOARD
  set %28fast HARD-DRIVE
  set %29fast RAM
  set %30fast HAPPINESS
  set %31fast MATHEMATICS
  set %fast $rand(1,21)
  set %ticks $ticks
  msg $1 Try and type - 3 $+ $($+(%,%fast,fast),2)
}