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.do sings a song from Susan's music collection
.say Here's to the finest crew in Starfleet! Engage!
.say Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
.say Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
.say Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.) Make it so.
.say The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth!
.say Scientific truth, or historical truth, or personal truth!
.say It is the guiding principal upon which Starfleet is based!
.say Now if you can't find it within yourself to stand up for the truth,
.say You don't deserve to wear that uniform!
.say Is this becoming a speech?
.say You're the Captain Sir. You're entitled.
.say Hmm. I'm entitled to ramble on about something everyone knows?
.say Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
.say Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
.say Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.)
.say Make it so.
.say He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence, moving from topic to topic, so that no one had the chance to interrupt him.
.say But really quite hypnotic.
.say Incredibly unbroken sentence,
.say Moving from topic to topic,
.say Incredibly unbroken sentence,
.say Moving from topic to topic.
.say Moving from topic to topic.
.say Quite hypnotic.
.say Incredibly unbroken sentence,
.say Moving from topic to topic,
.say Incredibly unbroken sentence,
.say Moving from topic to topic.
.say Moving from topic to topic.
.say Quite hypnotic.
.say Incredibly unbroken sentence,
.say Moving from topic to topic,
.say Incredibly unbroken sentence,
.say Moving from topic to topic.
.say Moving from topic to topic.
.say Quite hypnotic.
.say notic-notic-notic-notic
.say Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
.say Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
.say Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.)
.say Make it so.
.say You'll have to call again, I'm just leaving.
.say I'm ah, not dressed properly.
.say My-My-My-My
.say My love is a fever,
.say Longing still for that which longer nurseth the disease.
.say Tell me more.
.say You'll have to call again.
.say In faith, I do not love thee, with mine eyes.
.say They thee, a thousand errors see.
.say But 'tis my heart, that loves, what they despise.
.say Whom you despise.
.say If you, are pleased to go,
.say Shall I compare thee, to a summer's day?
.say Tell me more.
.say You'll have to call again.
.say Darmok. And Jalad. At Tenagra.
.say Darmok. (Engage) And Jalad. At Tenagra. (This is the Captain speaking.)
.say I am Locutus of Borg.
.say You will respond to my questions.
.say I am Locutus of Borg.
.say You are Borg.
.say There are FOUR LIGHTS!
.say Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
.say Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
.say Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.)
.say Make it so.
.do curtseys to her audience.