The Myth of Fatso
Fatso is the god of what is now known as McDonalds. Fatso was very obese. Everyday, he would look at Earth, and see many thin people, but never saw anyone as fat as he was. The other gods, Skinnymon, god of anorexia, and Hibenflubenflagon, god of bulimia, all had many followers. Fatso, however, had no one.
One day, Skinnymon comes to Fatso and says “Ay mon, you need to get yoself some mo’ followers mon.” Without these words of wisdom, Fatso might have never come up with the idea of McDonalds.
The next day, Fatso sent his two sons, Carlos and Sanchez, to Earth. There, they used the names Dick and Mac McDonald. Together, they opened the first McDonalds in San Bernardino, California.
Fatso was pleased with the work of his sons. As time went by, he started to see many people as fat as he was walking on Earth. However, this was not without cost. Many other gods, including Yo Quiero, god of Taco Bell, and King, god of Burger King, took Fatsos idea and opened restaurants on Earth. Both of these gods make appearances on Earth, mostly in commercials for their company.
Even though faces with opposition, Fatsos company McDonalds still is the most widely known and is the leading cause of fat people throughout the world. Fatso is now quite happy with his creation, and no longer worries about Skinnymon, Hibenflubenflagon, or any of the other gods.