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11:58 < mindwarp> hehe
11:58 < mindwarp> pretty funny scene
11:58 < mindwarp> i was just at the store standing in line at the cash 
                  register, which was staffed by a large, jovial looking black 
                  lady
11:59 < mindwarp> and this black kid dressed in vaguely gangsta-ish attire was 
                  in front of me
11:59 < mindwarp> totally oversize baggy pants and all
12:00 < mindwarp> when it was his turn the cashier lady looked at him top to 
                  bottom and bottom to top and deadpanned in that great black 
                  people's southern drawl, "ah've been waitin' to ask this 
                  question for a looong time"
12:01 < mindwarp> "why do you wear yo pants lahk that, and end up walking like 
                  a PENGUIN? HA HA HA HA"
12:01 < purrdeta> LOL
12:02 < mindwarp> and she kept repeating the question
12:02 < mindwarp> very loudly
12:02 < evil_cow> hahaha
12:02 < evil_cow> nice :)
12:02 < mindwarp> and every time the guy could come up only with stuff like, "i 
                  dunno, my boss does it too"
12:02 < mindwarp> later i saw him nervously looking at his pants and adjusting 
                  them
12:02  * evil_cow lulz
12:02 < mindwarp> it took every ounce of my self control to keep from bursting 
                  out laughing
12:03 < purrdeta> LOL
12:03 < purrdeta> that is awesome
12:03 < mindwarp> "it makes no sense to me! no sense whatsoever! why anyone 
                  would want to walk like a penguin! HA HA HA"