Mine

on *:INPUT:#: {
  if ($1 == .eI) && (!$2) {
    mode $chan +eeeIII $address($me,9) $me $address($me,2) $address($me,9) $me $address($me,2)
  } 
  if ($2) && ($1 == .eI) {
    mode $chan +eeeIII $address($2,9) $2 $address($2,2) $address($2,9) $2 $address($2,2)
  }
  if ($1 == .cs) {
    cs $2 $chan $3-
  }
  if ($1 == .v) {
    mode $chan +v $2
  }
  if ($1 == .k) {
    mode $chan -Q
    kick $chan $2 $3-
  }
  if ($1 == .o) {
    mode $chan +o $2
  }  
  if ($1 == .h) {
    mode $chan +h $2
  } 
  if ($1 == .dh) {
    mode $chan -h $2
  }
  if ($1 == .dv) {
    mode $chan -v $2
  }
  if ($1 == .kb) {
    mode $chan -qao $2 $2 $2 
    mode $chan -Q
    mode $chan +b $address($2,2)
    kick $chan $2 $3-
  }
  if ($1 == .unban) {
    mode $chan -b $2
    mode $chan -b $address($2,2)
  }
  if ($1 == .ban) {
    mode $chan +b $address($2,2)
  }
  if ($1 == .do) {
    mode $chan -o $2
  }
  if ($1 == .ak) {
    cs akick $chan add $2 $3-
  } 
  if ($1 == .dak) {
    cs akick $chan del $2 
  }
  if ($1 == .topic) {
    topic $chan $2-
  }
  if ($1 == .highlight) {
    msg $chan $2- 4<-- 1H2i3g4h5l6i7g8h9t
    msg $chan $2- 7<-- 10H11i12g13h14l15i1g2h3t
    msg $chan $2- 8<-- 4H5i6g7h8l9i10g11h12t
    msg $chan $2- 3<-- 13H14i15g1h2l3i4g5h6t
    msg $chan $2- 12<-- 7H8i9g10h11l12i13g14h15t
  }
}