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I hate the government

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·published 2008-02-08 19:32 UTC
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I have to pick five security questions. How on earth I'm going to fucking do this, I'll never know. Here are my options:

[  ] What is your name
   (crap! I always forget this one)
[  ] What was your favorite subject in school?
   (it was too long ago, I don't remember)
[  ] What is your favorite restaurant?
   (I don't have a preference)
[  ] What was your childhood home address?
   (I moved around too much to remember)
[  ] What is/was your father's profession?
   (Never knew my father)
[  ] What is your place of birth (i.e. city, state)?
   (Not really a secure question)
[  ] What is/was the name of your first pet?
   (I have no idea)
[  ] What is your favorite movie?
   (No specific favorite)
[  ] What is your favorite vacation spot?
   (Never been on vacation)