"Jess Braunstein": mission accomplished
Grenesbond: do you want this classical piece?
"Jess Braunstein": yes but im at my friend's house
"Jess Braunstein": lol sry
Grenesbond: ok
Grenesbond: black beauty, do you mean?
"Jess Braunstein": mhm
"Jess Braunstein": oh
"Jess Braunstein": wait no
"Jess Braunstein": he left my house like 20 minutes ago
"Jess Braunstein": we left my house at the same time
"Jess Braunstein": he went home, i went to my friend meaghan's
Grenesbond: did you get any
"Jess Braunstein": hellz yeah
"Jess Braunstein": btdubbz DL
Grenesbond: that's kind of gross.
"Jess Braunstein": lol really?
Grenesbond: BB?
"Jess Braunstein": yeah
Grenesbond: um
Grenesbond: It just increases my suspicions
Grenesbond: that you are, in fact, a closet loser
"Jess Braunstein": whattt
Grenesbond: nevermind
Grenesbond: not in the closet
Grenesbond: just a straight loser
"Jess Braunstein": im offended
Grenesbond: Tears are streaking down my face at the thought of your offense.
Grenesbond: Trust me.
"Jess Braunstein": lol
"Jess Braunstein": don't hate me!
Grenesbond: Then why make it so difficult to find something positive about your tastes?
"Jess Braunstein": what! there's nothing wrong with brandon
Grenesbond: um yes there is
Grenesbond: He's fucking stupid
Grenesbond: and really really loud
Grenesbond: shouting nonsense nonstop
"Jess Braunstein": he has like add or some shit, and he's funny
Grenesbond: Don't tell me, let me guess
Grenesbond: One of the funniest guys you know?
"Jess Braunstein": nah
"Jess Braunstein": not that kinda funny
"Jess Braunstein": he's entertaining
Grenesbond: So are video games
Grenesbond: and Tetris on cell phones
Grenesbond: and every other fucking person on the face of the planet
Grenesbond: given an adequate situation
Grenesbond: haha
Grenesbond: Jesus lady
Grenesbond: What's the obsession with dating mediocre life forms?
"Jess Braunstein": hahaha he's nice
"Jess Braunstein": i'm a mediocre person
Grenesbond: .
Grenesbond: how can you admit that
Grenesbond: and continue to wake up in the morning
"Jess Braunstein": im mediocre
Grenesbond: and fucking get around and do shit?
Grenesbond: If you're not extraordinary
"Jess Braunstein": i am it happens
Grenesbond: you're nothing
Grenesbond: How can you just accept that?
"Jess Braunstein": alright so yeah im nothing
"Jess Braunstein": im a number
"Jess Braunstein": in the world
"Jess Braunstein": who cares