Mine

Andrology (Andrew-ology)

MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. None, I don't do Salad.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Friar Tuck Fish & Chips

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. No experience to draw upon.

Q. On average how much of a tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Whatever loose change I happen to have.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Bread and butter, as long as the bread is fresh and squishy.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Cheese!

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter/Margerine.


TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. A macro photo of some kind of crop with frost on it.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Two, one in the lounge and one in the bedroom.

Q. What kind of cell phone do you have?
A. Sony Ericsson K800i


BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right-handed.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Teeth and Adenoids.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. A UPS, today.  Goddam that was heavy.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Nope, I always thought it would be cool.


BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Yes, and I'd use it to my advantage to take out a life insurance policy or something like that.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Andrew Carter (that's what my signature ends up looking like anyway, so might as well make it official)

Q. What color looks good on you?
A. Dark colours.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Not that I'm aware of.

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Doubtful.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Not yet.


DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Dollars?  At this exchange rate?  Let's talk Sterling and I'd consider it.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No, I use my fingers to type!

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Oh absolutely, I don't blog now as my life just isn't interesting enough.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Yes, although that would be some pretty screwed-up magazine!

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. No, I can't stand strong flavours.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Depends if they deserved it.


DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. Lint.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Carpet.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. Stand.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A. I'm married, so I guess I already am.

Q: How many pairs of flipflops do you own?
A: One, although I never wear them as they are horrid.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. It was 1991, I was riding my bike home in the dark, and I was pulled over because my back light stopped working.  I gave it a whack and it came back on, and promised the officer that I was expecting a new set for my birthday soon.

Q: Who is number 2 on your top 8
A. Number six.

Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A. Pete, aka The Beast.

Q: Last person who called u?
A. Mate of mine from work, Rupert the Hippie.

Q: Person you hugged?
A. My Wife.


CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A. My Mum is currently sunning it up in New Zealand visiting my sister, so I'm thinking about her.

Q: Mood?
A. Depressed due to money situation.

Q: Listening to?
A. Simpsons on the telly in the background.

Q: Watching?
A. Assuming this means which television series, I just watched 'Reaper' up to episode 10, which is all they've made so far due to the damn writers strike.

Q: Worrying about?
A. The lack of money and the impending doom associated with it.


RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A. After leaving the house, I went to work.  After leaving work, I came home to the house.  Repeat 5 days a week.

Q: What do you want to do right now?
A: Win the lottery.

Q. What's the last movie you saw?
A. I watched about half of The Rocky Horror Picture Show when it was on telly the other night, but I fell asleep.

Q. Do you smile often?
A. Occasionally.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. Reasonably.