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This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called ' out-of-the-blue ' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn ' t believe it when she asked if I ' d be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic." "Wow!" I was flabbergasted. "I don ' t know if I could keep pace with you now," I said, "I ' m a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don ' t really have the energy I used to have." She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge." "Yeah.", I said, "Just so long as you don ' t mind a man with a waistline that ' s a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby gray haired older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. “Anyway”, she giggled, "I ' ve put on a few pounds myself!", so i told her to 'fuck off'