True geeks know what it is to be the friend who listens. Sensitive, intelligent, beautiful girls come to us for meaningful talk and profound empathy, then go back to their idiot boyfriends for wild, monkey sex. We need to talk less and workout more, fellas.
In the meantime, though, we can get by with just our handhelds thanks to Konamis surpassingly geeky and original Metal Gear Acid. Abandoning its stealth-action roots, Metal Gear Acid is a hard, awkward turn-based strategy game with enough depth to choke a python.