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<?php
function do_quote(){
$text_file = 'file.txt';   //file that contains all the quotations
str_replace("[/quote]", "", $text_file);
$content = file ($text_file);
$size_of_file = (count($content))-1;
$line_to_choose = rand (0, ($size_of_file));
$line = $content[$line_to_choose];
$display=explode("|~~|",$line);
echo "$display[1]";
}
function dump(){
	$txt = file_get_contents("file.txt");
	$begin = array("[quote]|~~|", "[/quote]");
	$end = array(" ", "<br />");
	$bodytag = str_replace($begin, $end, $txt);
	echo $bodytag;
}
?>