Something

on ^*:TEXT:*:#:{
  if ($me isin $1-) {
    echo -ml $chan 4(0 $+ $asctime(hh:nn:ss) $+ 4) 4( $+ $iif($left($nick($chan,$nick).pnick,1) !isalpha,13 $+ $left($nick($chan,$nick).pnick,1),$eval($null,2)) $+ 0 $+ $nick $+ 4)4 $1-
    haltdef
  }
  else {
    echo -m $chan 13(0 $+ $asctime(hh:nn:ss) $+ 13) 13( $+ $iif($left($nick($chan,$nick).pnick,1) !isalpha,13 $+ $left($nick($chan,$nick).pnick,1),$eval($null,2)) $+ 0 $+ $nick $+ 13) $1-
    haltdef
  }
}
;on *:INPUT:#:{
;  if (/* !iswm $1) {
;    .msg $active $1-
;    echo -m $chan 13(0 $+ $asctime(hh:nn:ss) $+ 13) 13( $+ $iif($left($nick($chan,$nick).pnick,1) !isalpha,13 $+ $left($nick($chan,$nick).pnick,1),$eval($null,2)) $+ 0 $+ $nick $+ 13) $1-
;    haltdef
;  }
;  else return
;}
on ^*:TEXT:*:?:{
  if ($me isin $1-) {
    echo -lm $nick $chan 4(0 $+ $asctime(hh:nn:ss) $+ 4) 4( $+ $iif($left($nick($chan,$nick).pnick,1) !isalpha,13 $+ $left($nick($chan,$nick).pnick,1),$eval($null,2)) $+ 0 $+ $nick $+ 4)4 $1-
    echo 4 #wonder omg $nick said your nameizzle. 
    haltdef
  }
  else {
    echo -m $nick 13(0 $+ $asctime(hh:nn:ss) $+ 13) 13( $+ $iif($left($nick($chan,$nick).pnick,1) !isalpha,0 $+ $left($nick($chan,$nick).pnick,1),$eval($null,2)) $+ 0 $+ $nick $+ 13) $1-
    haltdef
  }
}
on *:INPUT:?:{
  if (/* !iswm $1) {
    .msg $active $1-
    echo -m $active 13(0 $+ $asctime(hh:nn:ss) $+ 13) 13( $+ $iif($left($nick($chan,$nick).pnick,1) !isalpha,13 $+ $left($nick($chan,$nick).pnick,1),$eval($null,2)) $+ 0 $+ $nick $+ 13) $1-
    haltdef
  }
  else return
}