(22:36:01) xEpicFailGuyx: God is jealous
(22:36:09) TpyoKnig: no God isn't jealous
(22:36:18) xEpicFailGuyx: I slept with Frigga once and He never forgave me
(22:36:33) TpyoKnig: Don't you know that "lucifer" was one of God's arch angels ?
(22:36:52) TpyoKnig: and he got kicked out of heaven
(22:36:57) xEpicFailGuyx: Yeah, he's a pretty cool guy. Comes by on Thursdays
(22:37:21) xEpicFailGuyx: But only when I need another player for bridge
(22:38:24) xEpicFailGuyx: But yeah, God is pretty jealous. Even Odin got over my affair with his wife but God is all like "thou shalt have no other gods before me"
(22:38:34) xEpicFailGuyx: And then I was all like
(22:38:57) xEpicFailGuyx: "But God, I did you that afternoon!"
(22:39:02) xEpicFailGuyx: HAI-OHHH
(22:39:13) TpyoKnig: you do know that the ONLY SIN that ISNT FORGIVEN is blashpheming the holy spirit right?
(22:39:30) xEpicFailGuyx: Well, whatever
(22:39:54) xEpicFailGuyx: I'm borderline agnostic anyway
(22:40:03) TpyoKnig: ok...
(22:40:06) TpyoKnig: just thought u should know
(22:40:52) xEpicFailGuyx: I'm pretty much banished from any after life, good or bad, based on the number of deities I've insulted
(22:45:55) TpyoKnig: .
(22:47:21) xEpicFailGuyx: yep