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Retarded Zen

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12:42 am <~Zenexer> Of course, my dad was sleeping on the couch right next to me and was just like "finally..."
12:43 am <%Robert> 12:42 am <~Zenexer> All kinds of weird things have been coming out of both ends today <.>
12:43 am <~Zenexer> rofl
12:43 am <%Robert> new greet!!!!!!!
12:43 am <~Zenexer> None have missed :P 
12:43 am <%Justin> Nasty
12:43 am <~Zenexer> I got to eat that delicious pizza twice ^_^
12:43 am <%Justin> lol..
12:43 am <%Robert> 12:42 am <~Zenexer> Yup
12:43 am <%Robert> 12:42 am <+Shawn> ...
12:43 am <%Robert> 12:42 am <~Zenexer> Which I don't mind at all.
12:43 am <%Robert> 12:42 am <+Shawn> Like I needed to know that
12:43 am <%Robert> 12:42 am <~Zenexer> In fact, those are kinda fun.
12:43 am <%Robert> WTF
12:43 am <%Robert> fun???
12:43 am <%Robert> HOW
12:43 am <%Robert> ...
12:43 am <~Zenexer> Dry heves?
12:43 am <%Justin> spam much?
12:43 am <%Robert> no
12:43 am <~Zenexer> You jump up
12:43 am <%Robert> 12:42 am <~Zenexer> All kinds of weird things have been coming out of both ends today <.>
12:44 am <~Zenexer> Yeah
12:44 am <%Robert> put it together
12:44 am <%Robert> lol
12:44 am <%Robert> yuk
12:44 am <~Zenexer> xD
12:44 am <~Zenexer> Well, here's what my bathroom theory is:
12:44 am <~Zenexer> #1 = Pee
12:44 am <~Zenexer> #2 = Poo
12:44 am <%Robert> LOL!!!!!!!!!1
12:44 am <%Robert> #3?
12:44 am <%Justin> runs
12:44 am <%Robert> LMFAO
12:44 am <~Zenexer> #3 = 1 + 2, or diarhea or however you spell it.
12:44 am <%Justin> haha
12:44 am <%Robert> ROFL IM LOLING IRL!!!
12:44 am <%Robert> omg your killing me!
12:45 am <~Zenexer> #-3 = barf (like #3, but in teh opposite direction)
12:45 am <%Justin> lol
12:45 am <%Robert> :/
12:45 am <%Robert> STOP DAMN U
12:45 am <~Zenexer> Yeah, you know you have a sick mind if you're going "Wee!" as you're dry-heving.
12:45 am <%Robert> OMG
12:45 am <%Robert> //mode $me +D
12:45 am <~Zenexer> rofl
12:46 am <%Justin> or /part
12:46 am <~Zenexer> You know, we should use pig stomachs as refrigerators.
12:46 am <%Robert> WTF
12:46 am <%Robert> go to bed!
12:46 am <~Zenexer> That pizza tasted exactly the same the second time around.
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12:46 am <%Robert> LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:46 am <%Robert> stop zen seriously
12:46 am <~Zenexer> Smelled the same, too...
12:46 am <%Robert> my mom and dad are sleeping!
12:46 am <~Zenexer> And when I pick my nose this week, out come strings of cheese!
12:46 am <%Robert> you gonna make me wake them up!
12:46 am <%Robert> OMF
12:46 am <~Zenexer> What a surprise!
12:46 am * ~Zenexer picks his nose
12:46 am <%Robert> LOLOLOLOLOL
12:46 am <%Robert> /ignore Zenexer
12:47 am <%Robert> Zenexer
12:47 am <%Robert> btw im logging this
12:47 am <~Zenexer> (Rofl, you know I'm not normally this gross, but I've had an entire week to come up with all these crazy ideas while I watch my family barf their brains out)
12:47 am <~Zenexer> Good
12:47 am <~Zenexer> Put it on bash :P 
12:47 am <%Robert> i will
12:47 am <~Zenexer> lol
12:47 am <~Zenexer> My brother was the best.
12:47 am <%Robert> lol
12:47 am <~Zenexer> For 4 hours he was running around the house shrieking, "Help!!!!!"
12:47 am <%Robert> your family was drunk?
12:48 am <~Zenexer> No...
12:48 am <%Robert> barf
12:48 am <~Zenexer> Stomach bug.
12:48 am <%Robert> oh
12:48 am * %Robert shivers
12:48 am <~Zenexer> My family doesn't drink :P 
12:48 am <~Zenexer> It wasn't that bad.
12:48 am <~Zenexer> My mom and dad were funny, too.
12:48 am <~Zenexer> My mom insisted on staying in the living room.
12:48 am <~Zenexer> She refused to go to the bathroom.
12:48 am <~Zenexer> So, between barfs, my dad would run bowls back and forth.
12:49 am <~Zenexer> Of course, while he's running the bowls, he's throwing up into them, too.
12:49 am <%Justin> lol @ Zenexer dad
12:49 am <%Robert> ;p;p;
12:49 am <~Zenexer> Then, my mom mixed amonia and bleech trying to scrap the green stuff from my brother off the wall.
12:49 am <~Zenexer> That ended in me evacuating our pet rabbit >.<
12:49 am <%Robert> ewwww
12:49 am <%Robert> lol!!!!!!!!!!!
12:49 am <~Zenexer> Who, of course, was completely freaked out and had a nutty.
12:50 am <%Justin> lol
12:50 am <~Zenexer> (At the moment, he's "doing" his toy ball)
12:50 am <~Zenexer> And considering that it has a bell in it, it's rather noisy >.<
12:50 am <~Zenexer> Eh, idk, I'm out.
12:50 am <~Zenexer> Oh yeah
12:50 am <~Zenexer> The only person I was dissappointed with was me.
12:51 am <~Zenexer> One, measely barf
12:51 am <~Zenexer> Bit of #3
12:51 am <%Robert> kik
12:51 am <~Zenexer> C'mon.
12:51 am <%Robert> hey atleast it was one
12:51 am <~Zenexer> I wanted to video tape myself freaking out.
12:51 am <%Justin> Put it on youtube
12:51 am <%Justin> nasty
12:51 am <%Robert> i hate puking
12:51 am <~Zenexer> (Actually, I don't like barfing any more than the next person, but at least I'll get a good laugh afterwards)
12:51 am <%Robert> i feel like my bowels will empty right then and there
12:52 am <~Zenexer> Mine did ^_^
12:52 am <%Robert> OMG
12:52 am <~Zenexer> But into the toilet
12:52 am <~Zenexer> lol
12:52 am <%Robert> while you are bending down to throw up into the toilet?
12:52 am <%Justin> I cant barf, because looking at the barf in the toilet makes me barf again.
12:52 am <~Zenexer> Guess who I blame for my final barf?
12:52 am <%Robert> how the fuck did you mange that?
12:52 am <%Robert> hmmm
12:52 am <~Zenexer> No, dude, I #3'd right before hand.
12:52 am <%Robert> your oogly sister?
12:52 am <~Zenexer> Close.
12:52 am <~Zenexer> But I don't have a sister.
12:52 am <%Robert> mom?
12:52 am <%Justin> Mother
12:52 am <~Zenexer> Nah.
12:53 am <%Justin> Dad
12:53 am <%Robert> Cousin?
12:53 am <%Justin> Brother
12:53 am <%Robert> Gf?
12:53 am <~Zenexer> She just made funny noises when she barfed.
12:53 am <%Robert> LOL
12:53 am <%Robert> uuuuh..
12:53 am <%Justin> Nease
12:53 am <~Zenexer> I don't have a GF, most of the girls in my school are stupid.
12:53 am <~Zenexer> The rest are gay or druggies.
12:53 am <%Robert> lol
12:53 am <%Robert> they are stooooopid
12:53 am <%Justin> stupid*
12:53 am <%Robert> dont correct me justin damn you
12:53 am <%Justin> lol
12:53 am <%Robert> see i was waiting
12:53 am <~Zenexer> So, here's what made me throw up...
12:53 am <%Justin> Robert
12:53 am <~Zenexer> Like any old stomach bug, this one made me rather sensitive to noises.
12:54 am <~Zenexer> Especially obnoxious noises.
12:54 am <~Zenexer> (Not my rabbit doing his ball, I'm used to that.)
12:54 am <%Robert> lololol
12:54 am <~Zenexer> There was this really obnoxious lady that Georgina was planning for.
12:54 am * %Justin kills robert
12:54 am <~Zenexer> REALLY obnoxious.
12:55 am <~Zenexer> Couldn't stop whining.
12:55 am <~Zenexer> Eventually, I turned off the sound, but too late...
12:58 am <~Zenexer> As usual.
12:58 am <xP> And u say i take drugs.
12:58 am <xP> ur talking like a freaking pot head
12:58 am <~Zenexer> I'm a world-champion aimer when it comes to barfing.
12:58 am <~Zenexer> xP: No, I'm talking like my entire family has been barfing from some sickness for a week
12:58 am <xP> eww
12:59 am <~Zenexer> With my adrenaline level, I've felt like I was on drugs all week -.-
12:59 am <%Justin> Zenxer, was that really somthing you had to share with the whole network?
12:59 am <~Zenexer> Scared that I would get it.
12:59 am <~Zenexer> Justin: No, but I like to sort out the loyal users from the botnetters.