Day changed to 23 Dec 2007
(21:50) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] heya
(21:50) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] this is leroys new
woman
(21:53) (->LeRoy`) umm, ok, what's up
(21:55) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] no kidding. this is
leroys girl
(21:55) (->LeRoy`) cool! what's up
(21:55) (->LeRoy`) how's your pre holiday weekend goin so far?
(21:56) (->gix) hey, leroy's real name is andy, right?
(21:56) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] leroy says please
don't get him trouble
(21:56) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] but i think you should
(21:56) [gix!~pat@ip72-194-83-120.oc.oc.cox.net] no idea
(21:56) (->LeRoy`) ok, whatcha wanna know?
(21:56) (->LeRoy`) he was a virgin before you met, i know that
(21:57) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] i can tell based on
his performance
(21:57) (->LeRoy`) and umm, his ultimate fantasy is to have a chick buy him
many motorcycles
(21:58) (->LeRoy`) and i will tell you the same thing he told my fiancee
(21:58) (->LeRoy`) please take your shirt off and press your boobs up against
the screen
(21:58) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] what's that?
(21:58) (->LeRoy`) thanks
(21:59) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] i'm doing it-how's
that?
(21:59) (->LeRoy`) mmmmmm
(21:59) (->LeRoy`) ok, thank you
(22:00) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] your welcome
(22:00) (->LeRoy`) so, what'd he use?
(22:00) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] huh?
(22:00) (->LeRoy`) what did he use to drug your ass
(22:00) (->LeRoy`) and make you believe you like him
(22:01) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] little leroy
(22:01) (->LeRoy`) i guess that's my own fault for asking
(22:01) (->LeRoy`) can you please pass the brain scrubber?
(22:02) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] once you go little
leroy you never go back!
(22:02) (->LeRoy`) i'll pass, thanks
(22:02) (->LeRoy`) he adores your lil one
(22:02) (->LeRoy`) its crazy
(22:02) (->LeRoy`) the chump has ceased talkin bout motorcycles and talks about
how cool this kid is
(22:03) (->LeRoy`) hangon, i have company all of a sudden, let me run for a few
(22:03) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] my little one loves
him very much
(22:07) (->LeRoy`) so, we have this tradition in #motorcycles... that every
chick that comes in posts some nekkid pics of herself
(22:08) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] have ellen's pictures
been up there recently?
(22:09) (->LeRoy`) smack him.
(22:09) (->LeRoy`) he's not supposed to be feeding you information
(22:10) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] he is scared to death
of what you are going to say
(22:10) (->LeRoy`) what can i say?
(22:10) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] he is afraid you are
going to tell a secret
(22:10) (->LeRoy`) that the dude is slow on motorcycles?
(22:10) (->LeRoy`) secret.. hmm... what secrets do i know about leroy
(22:10) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] what secrets do you
know?
(22:10) (->LeRoy`) hmmmm
(22:11) (->LeRoy`) i dunno actually
(22:11) (->LeRoy`) not sure i do know any
(22:11) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] keep in mind i am
going to marry him
(22:11) (->LeRoy`) to be honest... the guy's pretty damn first class
(22:11) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] he is
(22:11) (->LeRoy`) when my father was diagnosed with cancer and what not and
was on his death bed, leroy was super helpful
(22:11) (->LeRoy`) gave me some clarity on some of the shit goin on from his
own experience
(22:12) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] he is by far the best
person i have ever met
(22:12) (->LeRoy`) wait wait wait
(22:12) (->LeRoy`) MARRY HIM?!
(22:12) (->LeRoy`) lets put the brakes on, young lady
(22:12) (->LeRoy`) this is LEROY we're talkin bout
(22:12) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] true
(22:13) (->LeRoy`) so, this marriage thing... ummm
(22:14) (->LeRoy`) like, "yea i could marry him" or "he's proposed"
(22:14) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] what about it?
(22:14) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] we've discussed it
(22:14) (->LeRoy`) sorry... i'm just surprised
(22:15) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] why-don't you know
how wonderful he is?
(22:15) (->LeRoy`) so, its a competition now?
(22:16) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] no competition---just
truth
(22:16) (->LeRoy`) i mean, where was leroy 6 months ago?
(22:16) (->LeRoy`) did you know him them?
(22:16) (->LeRoy`) *then
(22:16) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] i knew of him
(22:17) (->LeRoy`) where'd ya learn of him?
(22:17) (->LeRoy`) i don't even know how you two kids met
(22:18) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] i've met him through
work
(22:18) (->LeRoy`) oh
(22:18) (->LeRoy`) you work for statefarm too?
(22:19) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] yep
(22:19) (->LeRoy`) did you work for him?
(22:20) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] i have friends that do
(22:20) (->LeRoy`) ok, not to be an ass
(22:20) (->LeRoy`) but, he needs motorcycles, not a wife
(22:20) (->LeRoy`) motorcycles, then wife
(22:20) (->LeRoy`) :P
(22:20) (->LeRoy`) do you ride?
(22:20) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] i ride leroy
(22:20) (->LeRoy`) do you ride motorcycles?
(22:21) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] no and neither does
leroy
(22:21) (->LeRoy`) he doesn't?! since when?
(22:21) (->LeRoy`) just because he sold the ones he had, doesn't mean he
doesn't ride
(22:21) (->LeRoy`) he's just in between bikes right now
(22:21) (->LeRoy`) and bikes > women
(22:22) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] i don't think so
(22:22) (->LeRoy`) ok, lets get a few things straight
(22:22) (->LeRoy`) so, you're saying, LeRoy` is no longer a motorcyclist?
(22:23) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] that's right
(22:23) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] he's a daddy now
(22:23) (->LeRoy`) and if so, was this under your influence?
(22:23) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] absolutely
(22:23) (->LeRoy`) do you realize how ridiculous you sound?
(22:23) (->LeRoy`) I'll just shut up now so I don't offend you or betray him
(22:23) (->LeRoy`) here's where I have nothing nice to say, so I say nothing at
all
(22:24) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] please put ellen on.
i want to talk about women v motorcycles
(22:24) (->LeRoy`) hah! you'd lose.. she is a motorcyclist
(22:24) (->LeRoy`) she became one after meeting me
(22:25) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] did she?
(22:26) (->LeRoy`) she did, she had never been on a motorcycle before, she
wanted to go riding with me... she went and bought her own gear, we
slowly incremented her riding time with me... she got bored of
sitting on the back... she took her safety course, learned how to
ride, and now does nothing more than try to figure out when the next
chance she gets to go riding
(22:26) (->LeRoy`) but, with bar study and winter and what not, its hard to
find time... so she's going to wait til spring when she can get her
own bike
(22:27) [LeRoy`!funguy@74-141-130-218.dhcp.insightbb.com] [21:31] <TedSki> and
bikes > women-so does this mean ellen thinks bikes are more important
than she is?
(22:28) (->LeRoy`) no, she thinks bikes > men
(22:28) (->LeRoy`) natch